Planning a Long Distance Motorcycle Trip

Planning a Lost Distance Motorcycle Trip

A few years ago, a good friend of mine got it into his head that we’d use our upcoming Chinese New Year vacation to rent motorbikes and travel the length of Vietnam. I think he got the idea from watching Top Gear.

At the time, I was put in a position of very mixed feelings. On the one hand, taking a motorcycle trip across a country is an item on my bucket list that I’d sorely like to check off. On the other hand, my experience on the back of bikes includes three things:

  1. Riding bitch behind said friend around the streets of Nanjing on our way to totally heterosexual man-dates;
  2. Doubling with Nomadic American on the back of a local guy’s bike at 5am in Shanghai after four hours of trying to find a taxi;
  3. One uneventful but slightly wobbly day spent riding around El Nido in the Philippines.

So, while I was excited by the idea, I hadn’t the faintest idea of how to prepare for such a monumental undertaking. Had I had this helpful article from my from Jane at the time, I might have been less daunted.

Planning your own motorcycle trip? Here are a few handy things to consider before hitting the road.

What You Should Know About Planning a Long Distance Motorcycle Trip

Who says that a road trip has to be done on four wheels? If you’re planning to get away on your own or with a group of friends and you know how to ride a bike, why not take the trip on a motorcycle? Weather permitting, this can be a great way to experience the country.

Editor’s Note: My ex-girlfriend’s father and his best friend used to take regular long distance motorcycle trips, and I was always envious of the freedom this allowed them. With only their own whims to answer to, they’d stop wherever and whenever they liked. My own father has recently fallen back in love with the open road, and I’m itching to get my own motorcycle license so we can do a long overdue father-son trip together.

If you’ve never traveled long distance before however, there are some things you’re going to want to keep in mind to make sure that your trip is all it’s meant to be.

Here are a few basic tips on what you’ll need for the ride:

Choose the Right Set of Wheels

When traveling long distance over various types of roads and terrains you want to make sure that you have the right type of bike to get you where you’re going. At the top of the list I’d simply suggested you consider which bike is best suited for you. You’re going to be traveling for long periods of time and comfort along with reliability are essential.

If your bike is in pretty good shape then there’s no issue with taking your own. However, if your bike is a bit worn down, you may want to either invest in a new one or consider renting one for the trip. If you’re investing in a new one, be sure to review the terms of your motorcycle loan. Most motorcycle loan providers also offer extended warranties that provide additional coverage while you’re traveling.

One of my Dad's two bikes. Someday he might even let me ride one of them.
One of my Dad’s two bikes. Someday he might even let me ride one of them.

Get the Bike Serviced

Whether you’ve just recently purchased the bike or you’ve had it for a while you want to make sure that it is reliable for a long distance trip. Have your motorcycle mechanic check out everything. Getting a quick tune-up is a small investment – and beneficial. It ensures that you don’t end up on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck to haul you in.

Know What to Wear

One of the “downsides” of taking a road trip on a bike is that your body is completely exposed to the elements. This means you’ll want to dress the part as you travel. There is nothing worse than being wet or cold while trying to get to your next destination. There are plenty of options you could consider including dressing in layers, or investing in a waterproof riding suit which will keep you warm and dry.

Also consider local laws in this regard. Some countries (such as Australia) have much stricter laws when it comes to appropriate motorcycle attire.

 

What not to wear when on the road. Photo by James Hogg.
What not to wear when on the road. Photo by James Hogg.

Pack Light

Once you’ve done all of the above, all that’s really left to do is pack. You’re going to want to make sure that you have road trip essentials like a great soundtrack to listen to and some snacks for your pit stops. However, as you’re packing remember the lighter the better. Having too many things on your bike will simply weigh you down. Try packing only what is necessary and dressing in layers. You can always find a local laundromat and wash out clothing or underwear if necessary.

Invest in Luggage Racks

You’re going to need somewhere to keep all of your personal belongings. If they’re not going to all fit into a backpack, then you’ll need to consider investing in attachments for your bike. You can typically find a luggage rack that will allow you to store your things. Make sure that you properly review instructions so that you don’t install it improperly. You don’t want to be picking up your personal belongings on the side of the highway.

Map it Out

Last but certainly not least, you want to map out your road trip as accurately as possible. Mapping everything out ahead of time allows you to determine how many stops you’ll make along the way, what the weather will be like where you’re going, and if you’re taking friends along for the ride, it will ensure that everyone ends up the same place.

Editor’s Note: This is always a tough one for me. On the one hand, I like to be prepared and have an idea of where I’m going. On the other, I do love the idea of being free to just go wherever my whims and the road take me. I guess it depends on how much time you’ve got and what you’re looking for in your trip.

My ridiculously good looking brother managing to make a pink scooter look acceptable.
My ridiculously good looking brother managing to make a pink scooter look acceptable.

Well, that’s all there is to it. Once you’ve completed all of the above, you’re ready to hit the road and experience the great outdoors in a way you never have before. Remember to always wear your helmet and safety gear, stop frequently, and of course have fun. Check out this guide on the best motorcycle gear to ensure you’re safe and comfortable while riding.

Your Say

Have you ever taken a long distance motorcycle trip? What tips would you give a first timer such as myself?

Byron and I had no idea what we were on for, else we'd not have looked so happy.

The Strangest Foods in the World (That I’ve Tried)

Byron and I had no idea what we were on for, else we'd not have looked so happy.
Byron and I had no idea what we were on for, else we’d not have looked so happy.

There are countless lists out there describing some of the weirdest, strangest, or most gross foods in the world, but I’ve chosen to write solely about those I’ve had the (dis)pleasure of trying myself.

Some of the below were surprisingly tasty, while others were so revolting that the memory of consuming them haunts me to this day. I’m looking at you, #1. You still give me nightmares, you phallic son of a bitch.

#12 – African Game Meat – Namibia

Vegetarians and animal lovers might balk at the idea of eating animals as beautiful and exotic as the oryx, kudu, zebra, eland, or springbok, but Namibia has turned the eating of delicious game steaks and stir fries into an art form. With a sustainable mindset, the country has managed to foster large numbers of these animals for the purpose of exciting tourists as well as adorning plates.

The one thing all of these animals have in common? They’re delicious!

From mouth-watering oryx steaks to springbok stroganoff, I liked every one of the game animals I had the chance to try. Unlike other countries where such animals are endangered, Namibia’s wild and ‘farmed’ populations are healthy enough to make game meat a guilt free experience in the same way that kangaroo is a popular dish in Australia.

A delicious kudu and cream cheese panini in Windhoek, Namibia.
A delicious kudu and cream cheese panini in Windhoek, Namibia.

#11 – Witchetty Grub – Australia

Speaking of Australia, this one is one that always makes visitors squirm just a little. This creepy crawly is a traditional food among Australia’s indigenous people, and are a remarkably tasty treat despite their ominous appearance.

The larvae of a native species of moth, these guys crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside and taste vaguely like almonds. Although I haven’t eaten one since I was five or six years old, I still remember being surprised by just how good they were.

Serving Suggestion. Image from Wikipedia.
Serving Suggestion. Image from Wikipedia.

#10 – Haggis – Scotland

This one seems to be synonymous with ‘gross food’, which is absolutely mind-boggling to me. Haggis is delicious!

A mixture of heart, liver, and lungs minced with various vegetables and spices and then served inside the sheep’s stomach, haggis is a remarkably delicious meal commonly associated with Scotland. While my home-town in Australia has strong ties with Scotland, Australian food preparation laws make having the real thing illegal, so I had to make the trek all the way to Edinburgh to check it off my bucket list.

Totally worth it! Served with mashed neeps (turnips) and tatties (potato) as well as a dram of Scotch, it remains one of my most pleasant dining experiences.

A heaping helping of haggis, neeps, and tatties. Delicious!
A heaping helping of haggis, neeps, and tatties. Delicious!

#9 – Chicken Anus (Dalkttongjip)- South Korea

The last item on this list that wasn’t actually that bad, even if its name does translate into chicken shit house in Korean slang. The sphincter of the chicken is often served on skewers with a spicy dipping sauce, and it’s a chewy delight that tastes quite a bit like liver if you don’t slather it in suspiciously brown sauce.

One might imagine it tastes like shit (haha), but it’s surprisingly inoffensive.

One might imagine it tastes like shit (haha), but it’s surprisingly inoffensive. I ate it on more than one occasion in both South Korea and China.

A delicious skewered chicken anus. Photo by Art of Adventuring.
A delicious skewered chicken anus. Photo by Art of Adventuring.

#8 – Fried Grasshoppers – USA

Eating insects isn’t that weird in most parts of the world, but we in the west tend to avoid eating things that creep, crawl, or buzz annoyingly around our heads.

I was lucky (?) enough to try fried grasshoppers at the Arizona State Fair way back in 2009, but I’ve had them on a few occasions since in Yunnan restaurants across China.

Crunchy and not particularly flavourful, fried grasshoppers are best eaten with something to dip them in. In the US it was (unsurprisingly) chocolate, while the Chinese served them up with light seasoning.

A younger, less bald Aussie on the Road eating some chocolate covered grasshoppers.
A younger, less bald Aussie on the Road eating some chocolate covered grasshoppers.

#7 – Chicken’s Feet – China

A popular snack food in a few Asian countries, I managed to avoid trying chicken feet during the two years I lived in South Korea, only for drunk Chris to eat a whole fucking plateful of the shit one night in a Chinese night club.

While my western readers might blanch at the idea of eating something that has spent years trekking through mud and shit, chicken feet are a popular snack food available in many Chinese & Korean grocery stores, and served up in bars in the same way we might serve up peanuts in the west.

Flavoured with soy sauce, Sichuan pepper, and a variety of other herbs & spices, chicken feet are a flavourful if not slightly difficult eat. You don’t eat them so much as gnaw at them, much as you might eat only the skin of KFC chicken before throwing the ugly, grey mess beneath away.

Try not to think about where they've been. Photo by Gathering of the Vibes
Try not to think about where they’ve been. Photo by Gathering of the Vibes

#6 – Boiled Silkworm Larvae (Beondegi) – South Korea

If the smell of this Korean street snack doesn’t make you gag, the aftertaste almost certainly will.

While I came to love Korean street food and the many new flavours Korean cuisine had to offer, I never did manage to develop anything more than revulsion for this foul-smelling, foul-tasting cup full of horrors.

I never did manage to develop anything more than revulsion for this foul-smelling, foul-tasting cup full of horrors.

For those brave enough to try it, beondegi is (are?) served in a cup brimming with dead baby silkworm boiled in their own juices. Bon appetit!

Foul. Absolutely foul. Photo by Charles Haynes.
Foul. Absolutely foul. Photo by Charles Haynes.

#5 – Starfish – China

Why one would want to eat a starfish, I’ll never know. They’re gorgeous!

But drunk and bored at the God awful Qingdao International Beer Festival, my friend and I decided to sample this unfortunate sea creature and lived to regret it.

My friend described it as:

“Like a stick of chewing gum made entirely from sand”

That’s pretty close to the mark, although I tore the shit out of my mouth trying to chew through the thing’s bone hard armour.

You can see why in the video below:

#4 – Dog Soup – South Korea

Before the bleeding hearts leap down my throat, I’d like to make you aware of two things:

a). I didn’t know I was eating dog at the time my friend gleefully placed it in front of me;

b). Don’t be so fucking ethnocentric. Different cultures eat different things. Many might grimace at Aussies eating kangaroo, but they’re perfectly happy to eat animals other cultures find sacred.

That being said, had I known what I was eating and how the Koreans typically butcher dogs, I’d have flung it in my friend’s laughing face and run for the hills.

I have no issue with people eating whatever animal they want, just as long as the animal is killed humanely rather than brutally beaten to cater to the Korean desire for more ‘men’s stamina’.

Not only is it a horrendously unregulated industry, but it tastes like fatty, less tasty chicken.

Don’t eat dog in South Korea.

If having a soul doesn't turn you off eating it, the fact it looks like wet cat fur might. Photo from Wikipedia.
If having a soul doesn’t turn you off eating it, the fact it looks like wet cat fur might. Photo from Wikipedia.

#3 – Drunk Shrimp – China

I tried this Chinese delicacy for the first and last time while visiting Lianyungang back in 2013 and can’t say I enjoyed it.

Tiny freshwater shrimp ‘stunned’ by being poured into baijiu (a strong, foul-tasting Chinese liquor) and then eaten alive.

That’s right, the poor drunk bastards are alive (but paralysed) while you chew on them, spit out their shell, and swallow what little meat is left behind.

It’s like somebody crossed Attack on Titan with Mardi Gras, as poor drunk bastards are eaten alive.

Not only does the meal taste almost entirely like the aforementioned foul-tasting liquor, you’re also basically spitting out 80% of what you eat and putting yourself at risk of paragonimiasus by eating raw shellfish.

It looks far better than it tastes. Photo by Vinnie.
It looks far better than it tastes. Photo by Vinnie.

#2 – Sannakji – South Korea

I was exposed to this potentially scarring (not to mention potentially fatal) dish on one of my first night’s in South Korea. As a young and naive newcomer, I had no idea what I was in for when my boss ordered this raw Korean delicacy.

A live octopus literally has its tentacles cut off in front of you, and said tentacles continue to writhe and squirm for about half an hour. Looking like a seething mass of maggots, the only thing worse is the fact some of them look like they’re trying to crawl away from your fucking chopsticks. Jesus.

The taste is no different than if the poor octopus had been killed and dissected elsewhere, but you do have the added thrill of knowing a tentacle could potentially adhere to the inside of your throat and asphyxiate you.

It seems only fair that if you’re going to brutally murder the poor guy, he has a chance to get revenge.

#1 – Live Sea Cucumber – South Korea

By far the most traumatic dining experience I’ve ever had, it was perhaps made worse by the fact I had to eat it almost immediately after the above.

“It is a great honour to eat the sea cucumber,” my boss informed me, although to this day I’m not sure if he was being serious or just being an asshole to the new guy.

Even so, I picked up the live sea cucumber and deposited its entire length into my mouth. If this sound’s like I’m describing oral sex, it’s because it felt awkwardly like how I imagine giving a blowjob must be.

I could feel it’s pulse on my tongue.

It was soft on the outside with a hard core at its centre.

And it fucking squirted a salty brine solution down the back of my throat when I sunk my teeth into it.

I apologise to all of my ex-girlfriends.

Mmm... looks appetizing!
Mmm… looks appetizing!

Your Say

What’s the strangest, weirdest, or most foul thing you’ve ever eaten?

Beijing Duck and Decadence at DaDong

One of the items on my Beijing bucket list was to eat Beijing duck in the city from which it takes its name.

In my time in China I’d eaten the delicious dish a few times in Nanjing, but it just didn’t feel right. Just as I ate blue crab in Maryland and overindulged in delicious galbi and kimchi in South Korea, Beijing duck just feels like it has to be done in Beijing.

With that in mind, my friend Corinne and I set about finding the best place to eat Beijing duck without breaking the bank in the process.

We looked at a lot of blogs on the topic before making our decision, but ultimately decided that DaDong had the right mix of positive reviews and prices that weren’t likely to break my budget for the travels to come.

We made the right call.

Corinne certainly thinks we made the right choice!
Corinne certainly thinks we made the right choice!

What Made DaDong Awesome?

We’d spent a long day walking around the Forbidden City by the time we stumbled in the great double doors of DaDong, but if the staff thought anything of our slightly disheveled appearances or the dust on our shoes, they made no indication.

Far from it, they descended upon us like over-affectionate aunts to quickly tie bright red scarves around our necks. It being Children’s Day, everyone in the restaurant had been given a complimentary ‘good student’ scarf to wear while they ate dinner.

My dusty old Croc thongs and slightly sweat stiffened t-shirt certainly felt out of place in the simple yet tasteful decor of the restaurant, but soon enough I was settled in at the table with an ice cold beer to soothe the pain.

The menu at DaDong is insanely big. Corinne spent the better part of twenty minutes not only leafing through the thing, but also snapping photos of the dishes she might want to choose.

For my part, I sipped my beer and thought about how hungry I was. A plate of cold noodles at lunch hadn’t really taken the edge off after skipping breakfast.

We finally settled on a few delicious delicacies (pictured below) to accompany our half order of Beijing duck. While I’d been a bit dubious on some of her selections, I was pleasantly surprised to find that each and every dish tasted as good (or better than) the dish before!

A delicious vegetable medley. The mushrooms were particularly fantastic.
A delicious vegetable medley. The mushrooms were particularly fantastic.
Cold noodles with a tasty meat paste.
Cold noodles with a tasty meat paste.

The noodles were delicious, the vegetarian dishes were bursting with flavour, and even the tofu passed muster.

And the duck? The crunchy on the outside but wonderfully soft on the inside duck? Sweet Lord.

If my tongue had toes, they’d have curled. It would have needed a post-coital cigarette before the inevitable shame spiral following its tawdry one night stand with a Chinese beauty.

Preparing to eat my first bite of scrumptious Beijing duck.
Preparing to eat my first bite of scrumptious Beijing duck.

When dinner was done, we decided we’d treat ourselves and order a dessert each. We’d covered over 20km on our feet on a 31C day, so a little indulgence seemed in order.

We’d both settled on a little homemade yogurt with fresh berries, so were surprised when we were also delivered two other dishes: a cute little concoction that blended tofu, mint infused water, and pop rocks, and a plate of fresh lychees sitting atop a bubbling, steaming pool of dry ice like dragon eggs.

It's all about presentation.
It’s all about presentation.

“We didn’t order these,” Corinne informed our waiter in perfect Mandarin.

“These are complimentary,” he assured us, gesturing to the other tables in the restaurant where children were clapping their hands with delight at the unexpected treats.

We didn’t need another invitation. We wolfed down all three of our desserts in short order.

Tofu, mint water, and pop rocks? A heavenly combination!
Tofu, mint water, and pop rocks? A heavenly combination!
Our homemade yogurt with fresh berries. Delish!
Our homemade yogurt with fresh berries. Delish!

A Delightful Duck Experience

Given how much we’d eaten, we were a bit daunted by the prospect of our bill coming – but were pleasantly surprised to find that it had all come to only 400RMB or so. Less than $80 for a large meal, and once we’d split the cost it was only a tiny dent in our wallets. Score!

DaDong was an absolute delight. The staff were lovely, the food was flawless, and the nice touch of a few surprise desserts only made it all the more charming.

I’m sure there are plenty of opinions on where to find the best Beijing duck in Beijing, but DaDong has my vote.

What do you think, Corinne?
What do you think, Corinne?

Your Say

Does your hometown have a signature dish? Where should I go to try it?

Have you ever had Beijing duck in Beijing? Where did you go?

Five Aussie Sites Worth Knowing

While countries such as China and South Korea have a whole range of sites that are unique to them and fill the same purposes as prominent western social media sites etc, Australia has for the most part gotten on board with the major global players.

(Almost) everybody in Australia has a Facebook, we have our own version of eBay, and we all pirate our favourite TV shows from the same places Americans and our English cousins do.

But there are a few sites that visitors – short term or expat – should be familiar with.

#5 – WhyGo Australia

Why it hasn’t been updated in some time, WhyGo Australia is still a pretty fantastic resource for those traveling in Australia. With a wealth of content ranging from engaging top ten lists to more mundane (but bloody useful) guides on certain facets of Aussie life, the page has content written by a number of bloggers including my sometime pie eating companion, Brooke vs. the World.

#4 – RSVP

While sites such as eHarmony, OK Cupid, and Plenty of Fish are all popular in Australia and Tinder is – like everywhere else – getting singles swiping in their downtime, RSVP is an Australian owned and run dating site that many lonely Aussies swear by. Their site claims that 69% of Aussie online daters use the site, so that’s promising for those wanting to find their bronzed Adonis with a heart of gold.

Me? I’ll always use the free OK Cupid rather than let a super rich, multinational entity profit from my crippling loneliness.

#3 – Whirlpool

If you’re a tech nerd like me, you’ll stumble across Whirlpool soon enough. It’s where internet users from across the country go to complain about their telecommunications providers or ask questions of the sagely nerds.

If you’re only in Australia for a short time, you’re unlikely to make use of the site – but if you’re temporarily putting down roots and need to know what ISP or mobile provider to go through, it’s a good place to stop in and do your research.

#2 – ABC News

Australia’s two largest news providers are News Limited (owned by cartoon super-villain and Fox owner Rupert Murdoch) and Fairfax Media Group (less evil). Together, they’re responsible for most of Australia’s print media and the associated news sites that people get their information from.

Of the two, Fairfax’s Sydney Morning Herald is the more popular, with News.com.au being every bit as alarmist and biased as Murdoch’s Fox News in the US.

If you want the straight dope (albeit with a bit of a left lean), try the ABC – who are one of Australia’s two non-commercial networks and the best when it comes to calling our politicians on their bullshit.

#1 – Gumtree

Owned by eBay, Gumtree is a mix of the aforementioned online auction site and classified sites like Craigslist. Originally started for Aussie expats in the UK to connect, it has since become a giant in Australia – with people using it for everything from used cars to textbooks and from finding roommates to looking for work.

It’s a great place not only for meeting new people, looking for work, and finding essentials upon your arrival, but also a good way to make some money at the end of the trip by selling your stuff. The site has recently launched a price checker app that you can use to ensure you’re selling your stuff for the right amount.

Your Say

Did I miss any handy Aussie sites? What are some useful sites from your own country?

Travelers Tell All: The Most Overrated Destinations

Most Overrated Destinations in the World

Overrated (adj): To be held in a higher opinion than is deserved.

We’ve all got a place in our past travels that just didn’t live up to the hype. We’d heard so many good things about it and when we finally got there, it was just completely underwhelming.

Maybe it was too crowded and touristy. Maybe its signature landmark wasn’t all you’d imagined or hoped it would be. Maybe you just have different tastes.

Or maybe the place just isn’t that special.

Case in Point: Bondi Beach, Australia

One that always leaps to mind for me in Sydney’s Bondi Beach, to which hundreds of thousands of people flock every year to get a tan, ogle impossibly attractive people, and ensure Bondi Rescue gets renewed by failing to appreciate just how unforgiving the Pacific Ocean can be.

When I hear from the legions of Brits who have made the suburb Little London, I can’t fathom what they see in the beach. It’s far from the nicest beach in Australia. Far from the nicest in NSW. Not even the nicest in Sydney.

Hell, Bronte Beach a short bus ride away is a nicer beach than Bondi.

Yet year after year, people flock to this comically small stretch of beach with its overpriced cafes and the inflated egos of its pseudo-famous lifesavers and worship at the shrine of sunscreen, sand, and the occasional blue bottle sting.

Alternative: In Sydney, you’ve got Freshwater or Shelly over near Manly. You’ve also got any of the beaches in the Cronulla region. Heading out of Sydney, Redhead, Newcastle, and Merewether (all in Newcastle) are infinitely superior as well.

Travel Bloggers Most Overrated Destinations

The Bondi thing got me thinking about what other destinations I’ve found overrated and what destinations others had been burned by. I put out the call, and some of the biggest and best travel bloggers out there have stepped in with their own suggestions.

Where possible I’ve also asked them to suggest an alternative – a place that offers a similar experience without the disappointment. You’ll find Europe, North America, and Asia were all represented – with poor South East Asia providing a lot of the places that disappointed.

Apparently Oceania, South America, and Africa aren’t quite as over hyped. Who knew?

Europe

Capri, Italy (Justin Plus Lauren) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Don’t get me wrong: Capri is stunning. It’s a gorgeous island nestled in the Bay of Naples across from the famed Amalfi Coast. Tourists flock to the island daily to experience its rugged cliffs, the Blue Grotto, and shopping for upscale Italian goods. However, Capri was definitely an overrated destination.

First of all, it was very crowded. Of course, many places in Italy are crowded, but it felt as though the island was too small to accommodate everyone who visited.  And we visited in May…I couldn’t imagine what it would be like there in July!  Many visitors came for the day from cruise ships, so perhaps Capri would feel very different at night.

The boat tours for the Blue Grotto took on as many tourists as they possibly could, so we were left to wait, floating around on a small boat for two hours for our five minute canoe ride into the cavern. Once we were inside, it was really cool, but man, that was a long wait! Taking a bus around the island was a challenge as there were too many people and too few buses. There were very long lines for the buses, which forced us to take a taxi at one point (or else we would miss the ferry back to Sorrento!).

Speaking of prices…this was a very expensive place. It was our most expensive day in Italy, and we didn’t even buy anything! We took a ferry to Capri and back, we booked the Blue Grotto tour, we took a bus to Anacapri for the chair lift ride up the mountain, and then we shared a taxi ride back with some other tourists…that alone was enough to break the budget.

Alternative: I highly recommend that you explore some off the beaten path spots in Sorrento. Just a short walk out of the main downtown area, Bagni della Regina Giovanna was a beautiful place and there were hardly any people there.

We were able to stand on the rocky cliffs and gaze out to sea, just the two of us. There’s a really awesome cove there that you can swim inside during the summer months. It was a little bit too chilly for us to swim in May, but we were very content hiking around the rocks and enjoying the view. Sorrento itself is a really nice town with great restaurants and shops at a fraction of the price compared to Capri, and it definitely didn’t feel as crowded there.

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Dublin, Republic of Ireland (Don’t Stop Living) Facebook|Twitter|YouTube

The Republic of Ireland’s capital city of Dublin is somewhat of an over-rated city to myself and many travellers. If it wasn’t for Guinness and having the biggest airport on the island, this place would be nowhere near as popular as it is. I’ve passed through Dublin several times on my journey and with each visit I just think “what is all the hype about?”. You stop someone on the street to ask them directions. They don’t know what you mean. They’re strangers too. You walk up and down Grafton Street and O’Connell Street searching for inspiration. Then you realise: There is nothing to do in Dublin except drink Guinness and listen to Irish music! Oh and the Oscar Wilde statue.

Alternative: Dublin is drab, dreary and dull. The same cannot be said about Belfast, arguably the true gem on the island of Ireland. So for anyone heading to Ireland, get the Northern Irish capital of Belfast on your list and avoid the over-rated, boring, sleeping city of Dublin. Hyped up because everyone and their Granny has been there for a Guinness. Slainte! (Gaelic for cheers) Belfast offers more history, politics and local culture and is also the gateway to the Giant’s Causeway. DSCF9414

Florence, Italy (Max Globetrotter) Facebook|Twitter

I have never been keen on the herds of tourists anxiously clutching copies of “Let’s Go” or some other anodyne guidebook, and nowhere are these more apparent than Florence. Fair enough, Florence is a pretty darned nice place, but unless one has a burning desire to see the Uffizi with several thousand compadres, or pay silly money for “recommended” hotels, I highly advise staying on the train for another couple of hours and heading to Bologna. It is a very fine place; old, an ancient university (1088), a major centre for food, stunning medieval towers and a very well-preserved historical centre. Add to this some very modestly priced accommodation, and superb accommodation at very realistic prices, Bologna is a much, much better bet!

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Istanbul, Turkey (The Other F Word) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

From its placement on the border between Asia and Europe, to its cultural heritage, to the mouth-watering food and glamorous party scene, Istanbul lures millions of tourists on a yearly basis that live to tell the tale of this terrific destination. Or so I thought…

Seeking traces of the Byzantine culture and Greek heritage? Prepare to walk the slums of the Fener district that houses the Patriarchate. Now, I have not actually seen many slums in my life but I have seen war-torn Beirut and it looks palatial, in comparison.

Is it the Turkish influence that you wish to explore? Topkapi Palace’s living quarters can induce claustrophobia even in those that never had the condition and Dolmabahçe Palace brought to mind a poor man’s imitation of the opulent European castles, at best.

Surely strolling The Grand Bazaar is a good way to experience the ‘real Istanbul’? I found it reminiscent of a K-Mart, when you actually do pay attention to the merchandise: corridors upon corridors of small stalls, selling the same overpriced, generic, tourist-geared souvenirs.

To say I was underwhelmed with the city, would be an understatement. The city is filthy, crowded and has none of the ‘authentic’ charm you tend to aim for, when picking an unusual destination. The food is mediocre, unless you really know where you are going or are prepared to pay a premium, so no stumbling on ‘hidden gems’ there.

Perhaps, my only fond memory includes the Turkish Baths, although here, again, caution must be taken to align your expectations. Though great in theory, Istanbul did not deliver the awe and glamour I was expecting.

For those that have tried to change my mind by mentioning the luxurious night clubs, I have two things to say: 1. A night club is made by the company you are with and 2. Aforementioned Beirut. Enough said.

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Asia

Bali, Indonesia (One Travels Far) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

While many people like to rave about Bali, I simply can’t.  I consider it the most overrated destination I’ve ever visited, and probably wouldn’t go back. Sure, it may have been paradise ten years ago, but these days it’s just full of drunk Australians wearing Bintang singlets, guys on corners offering drugs, and police waiting for bribes.
Kuta may be great for cheap cocktails, but don’t be surprised if you’re robbed. And Ubud may be beautiful, but you’ll soon get tired of running into people “finding themselves”. Don’t get me wrong, if you get off the mainland you’ll have better luck.
Alternative: I would recommend Northern Thailand over Bali any day. Places like Chiang Rai, Chiang Mai, and Pai offer excellent nightlife, gorgeous scenery, and an actual cultural experience-something you’d be hard pressed to find in Bali.
Editor’s Note: I intend to avoid Bali like the plague. If I wanted to deal with asshole Australians, I’d just stay home.

Bangkok, Thailand (One Weird Globe) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|Pinterest

Bangkok is the hub of Southeast Asia, both in terms of flying in and as a place from which to venture around the country. Unfortunately, that also means the locals have had decades of practice and experience at separating tourists from their money. The famous ‘Grand Palace is closed’ scam is still working today, the streets and sidewalks are clogged with (typically illegal) street vendors, and the amount of corruption and safety issues throughout the city borders on legendary.

Alternative: I’d make a choice between Krabi and Chiang Mai. Krabi is in the south and has plenty of beaches, but isn’t as developed as Bangkok. Chiang Mai is in the north and has plenty of cultures, and has plenty of shopping and temples to enjoy. A flight to either one from Bangkok takes an hour or so, and both have more than enough tourist infrastructure in place for a great time.

Editor’s Note: I love Chiang Mai. Sure, it’s getting more touristy as more people discover how wonderful it is – but it’s still such a peaceful, beautiful city.

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Battambang, Cambodia (Contented Traveller) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|Pinterest

Battambang is located in the far northwest of Cambodia. It seemed a good idea at the time to see something a bit different and taking the boat from Siem Reap along the Tonle Sap River would be an experience. What was supposed to be a 3-hour trip turned out to be a 10 hours of getting bogged and boats sinking, so Battambang did not have a good start.

When we eventually arrived it was an utterly depressing place and something felt wrong about it. It had a bad vibe. We went to a café for dinner and then a car came careening around a corner and slammed into the cars parked next to where Gordon was sitting, showering him with glass. They were the Battambang gangsters, and not one person would go near them. There was not one thing that was redeeming about Battambang, and we got the hell out of there the next day and headed, by bus to Phnom Penh, which is place that is totally worth going to.

Paula McInerney of Contented Traveller likes nearly every place that she has visited and can generally see the good in them, but unfortunately, not Battambang.

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Boracay, Philippines (Don’t Worry Just Travel) Facebook|Twitter|Pinterest

When I heard about Boracay in the Philippines, I was told and also read, that it has pristine beaches, a vibrant nightlife and is just a cool place to visit.

I stayed in the island’s centre in the station two area. If you’re unwilling to spend 100 USD a night for a beautiful hotel in the north of the island you’ll end up in a place in a back road with sewage smell issues. White beach is indeed beautiful except for these green algae, that made the place a little appalling. Let me guess: Too much sewage again? At night-time, wherever at white beach you finally decide to sit down and have your meal and drinks, you will hear a mix of loud music from different sources trying to drown each other out. The only really cool thing to watch were the fire shows.

If you like a decent mix of nightlife and stunning beauty, go to El Nido in Palawan, also in the Philippines, instead. It is cheaper with better options for all price ranges from wealthy to backpackers. I’ve been at both places, but don’t remember feeling ripped off in El Nido as I did in Boracay. Don’t believe me? Check out the El Nido article on my website.

Editor’s Note: I went to Boracay expecting noise, clubs, crowds, and food – so I wasn’t as disappointed by my own visit. It was a fun place to be with a group of people who just wanted to drink, swim, and eat good food – so it hit the spot. I must have missed algae season too, thank God!

El Nido is lovely, though. My group and I loved our time there. It hasn’t got much of a night life in comparison to Boracay, but it’s so peaceful that you won’t mind.

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Burj Khalifa, United Arab Emirates (Meet Megan Lee) Twitter

The Burj Khalifa in Dubai, the world’s tallest building, ultimately stood for disappointment. After being shuffled, pushed, and prodded up the elevator, you were quickly shuffled, pushed, and prodded onto the 126th floor. Despite the skyscraper’s efforts for crowd control, it still took a few good elbow throws to get to the edge of the platform and see the vistas. It was a constant battle against selfie sticks and the sea of people. The dusty atmosphere of the city meant the view lacked clarity. And to be honest, what’s so cool about seeing endless expanse of flat desert, peppered with a few airplane landings and some other big buildings…?

Thumbs down Burj Khalifa. Thumbs DOWN.

Alternative: Eat dinner at a restaurant with a terrace at the Dubai Mall next door near sundown and enjoy the transition to the sparkly lights from there.

Editor’s Note: You’re making me glad I decided to give the Burj Khalifa a miss during my recent visit to Dubai. I settled for room service and watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in my underpants. Winning.

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Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Bemused Backpacker) Facebook|Twitter|Google Plus & (breathedreamgo) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Bemused Backpacker writes: For me Dubai is the single most overrated destination in the world. I hate it. The entire cultural paradigm of Dubai is money, money money and nothing else. It is like it is one big, glitzy airport shopping mall. It has no soul beyond the glitz and glamour, no depth to its culture beyond having the biggest, best and most expensive of everything, and I need to have more than that from a destination. Simply head over the border to Oman, the UAE or Saudi Arabia for an infinitely more interesting destination.

Breathe Dream Go writes: The three days I was in Dubai, I had a nasty head cold. Now, I never get head colds, so I was pretty miserable. Let that fact inform my impressions of the Golden City. I call it “golden” not because of the sand, the gleam off the improbable towers, sticking straight out of the aforementioned sand, the untold oil-wealth of the Emiratis, the splendour of the royal family … but because of the malls.

One mall, specifically, the world’s biggest, The Dubai Mall. It was here I spent an instructive afternoon and evening, traipsing along the richly carpeted Fashion Avenue, where all the high end stores are located like Chanel, Dior, Gucci, Pucci, Nina Ricci and Versace. Groups of young women in black, and young men in white, sail up and down the air-conned corridors like dhows on the Arabian Sea. I watched a beautiful woman swathed in black buying $10,000 jewel-encrusted shoes. Later, I watched a spectacular sound-and-light show in the vast water park that connects The Dubai Mall with the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building.

By the end I was blinded by all the glittering gold. I went back to my five-star hotel, headed straight for the sushi bar, commiserated with the lonely chef from Tokyo, a city I lived in once, and got drunk on several different types of imported sake. I sort of remember the last bottle had gold dust sprinkled in it. But maybe that was just a dream.

Alternative: The alternative would be to head straight to the desert. I hear the golden sands are starkly beautiful, with nary a shoe store in sight.

Editor’s Note: I was similarly unimpressed by the malls and shopping precincts of Dubai, but found that the city had a lot to like once you scratched beneath the surface.

My work with the Hidden Dubai campaign introduced me to a whole range of more exciting and/or authentic experiences a little off the beaten track. From the city’s laid back and emerging surf culture to the adventurous activities to be found in and around the city, there was certainly more to the city than malls, motels, and millionaires.

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Golden Rock, Myanmar (Grand Escapades) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

This enormous bolder, coated with gold, dangerously balancing atop Mount Kyaiktiyo, is supposedly a major pilgrimage site where Myanmar Buddhists want to come for a day of prayer and worship. Since not only the Lonely Planet, but also several blogs promised an experience full of spirituality, I thought it was worth the 5 hour bus trip south of Yangon… I even considered staying at one of the grossly overpriced hotels on top of the mountain (no less than 100 USD a night, for a basic room) to enjoy this spirituality at sunset and have the best light for stunning pictures. I finally ruled it out: simply too expensive for a few nice pictures… What a great decision it was!

In the late afternoon, large groups of foreign tourists check into those totally exorbitant hotels. Though so many, they are vastly outnumbered by local visitors, who come by the hundreds… But most bothering are not the masses of people, both Western and local tourists alike, but the complete lack of spirituality. True, a few monks were praying close from the Rock. But the vast majority are families coming here for a little excursion, a pick nick with a nice view and… a few hundred pictures, in groups or selfies, in front of the Golden Rock. Basically, there is nothing to see here, but for this big gold-ish bolder!

The gut-wrenching drive up and down (20 USD for a completely overloaded truck, round trip) is interrupted by many stops for donations to monks who create kinds of road-blocks and look in utter shock if you dare not giving them a few Kyats, even if you already did 10 times on each leg… Disappointing as well is the fact that the last truck leaves at 06:00 pm, so before sunset. If you want to stay on top, you must book one of those overpriced hotels…

Alternative: Just skip this place, especially since you cannot stay longer than 28 days on a tourist visa. Plan instead more time further south in Hpa An, with stunning surroundings and caves, or up north, with a few extra days in Bagan or Mandalay or Inle, which has so much to offer.

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Koh Samui, Thailand (Travelling Colognian) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Lush green palms, white sandy beaches and turquoise crystal clear water – that’s what crosses many people’s mind when thinking of Koh Samui, an island in the Gulf of Thailand and that’s probably how it was in the early 1990s. I have been to Koh Samui twice, in 2005 and in 2013.

The first time I spent a week there, together with my family after exploring Luang Prabang in Laos and the temples of Angkor in Cambodia. I  was happy to spend a few relaxing days at the beach. In 2013 I returned by myself after a three-week all across Eastern China tour and this time I didn’t really enjoy it. I found it noisy and overcrowded with western tourists.

Koh Samui has its nice spots and you can still encounter local life there but you have to search more to find it. It is not the hidden gem that it was in the early 1990s, it’s nothing special anymore. In the past few years it has just become another mass tourism spot especially since there are hourly flights to and from Bangkok.

Alternative: In the past few years I am more and more into travelling off the beaten past especially after travelling along the Silk Road of China last October. Sure, it’s not easy in a touristy destination like Thailand, but that there are still lesser touristy islands in the Gulf of Thailand like Koh Mak and Koh Kut as well as further south at the Andaman Coast like Koh Jum, Koh Lipe et cetera.

Editor’s Note: Koh Samui has definitely gone the way of the tourist hot-spot. Our few day visit was a nice way to get some nice food and enjoy a bit of pampering after roughing it backpacker style on Koh Phangan, but I found the island to be totally without character. Just a bland tourist trap. I’ll have to check out your recommendations!

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Koh Tao, Thailand (Nomadic Boys) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|YouTube

We love scuba diving and snorkelling. We went to Koh Tao in Thailand in early 2012 to get our PADI Open Water certification. We returned 3 years later to get our advanced certification and do lots of snorkelling trips, but were so disappointed. Koh Tao has been ruined from over development, the coral dying if not dead already and the place generally became so over commercialised over those 3 years.

Alternative: The scuba packages offered in Koh Tao are cheap cheap but you’d be better off going to Palawan in the Philippines. Palawan is certainly touristy, but far more untouched then Koh Tao and for the same price, you’ll get a much better diving and snorkelling experience.

Editor’s Note: I can whole-heartedly vouch for the scuba scene in Palawan. El Nido is surrounded by stunning dive sites, and it’s not yet reached that point of tourism saturation where it feels tacky.

I did like Koh Tao for what it was, but I came there straight after the ultra-touristy Koh Samui, so it didn’t feel quite so commercial and cheesy.

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Maya Beach, Thailand (Keep Calm & Travel) Facebook|Twitter|Google Plus

Maya beach would still be a paradise if it hadn’t been completely ruined by mass tourism after the release of the popular movie starring Di Caprio. If you are familiar with the film and you still expect to see a pristine beach enclosed by rocks and wild vegetation, I’m sorry to say that you are going to be deeply disappointed.

Since images speak louder than words, I decided to show you why it’s so disappointing rather than giving you the (literally) dirty details. in addition to this, the movie presents a completely secluded beach, whilst in reality Maya Beach is only partially hidden by the rocks.

Alternative: In the homonymous book ” The Beach” the perfect place mentioned by the author is actually not even in Thailand but in El Nido in the Philippines.

I visited “Hidden Beach” on a local fisherman’s boat avoiding the daily trips packed with tourists (not nearly as crowded as the ones for Maya Beach anyway)and I was swept away by its beauty.

Now, THAT is a place that lives up to its reputation as it’s totally secluded and totally awesome! I can’t recommend it enough!

Editor’s Note: Agree wholeheartedly. Maya Beach is undoubtedly pretty, but there’s precious little serenity to be found with 10-12 boats anchored at any given time and hundreds of tourists posing for selfies or surreptitiously peeing in the suspiciously warm water.

El Nido and its surrounding islands are infinitely superior in my opinion. Even with tourism on the rise there, I found myself swept away by the serenity of some of the isolated lagoons we were taken to.

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Shanghai, China (Teacake Travels) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|LinkedIn

Embracing the elegant white cup of creamy café latte in my hands, I breathe in the comforting smell of fresh, crusty bread which slowly seeps through the room. I take my time, gazing out of the window into the leafy green world outside. The iPhone-guzzling hipsters, babbling yummy mummies, and pristine moneymaking go-getters tuck into their lunch around me.

Am I in London? Am I in Paris? How did I get here, how did I become so numbingly comfortable? What have I done?! I shake my head, trying to rid myself of the disappointment I feel every time I realise I am in Shanghai but could in fact, be anywhere which has trendy coffee shops, unlimited Western food, skyscrapers, endless shopping malls, and a hell of a lot of expats.

I swiftly pay the bill, throw myself onto my bicycle, and furiously head for the tiniest shreds of what genuine Shanghainese history is left in old town. I slowly pedal through the narrow streets and desperately breathe in the smell of dumplings, fresh laundry hanging outside, cheap Chinese cigarettes, and the remnants of firecrackers as the bulldozers tear down the houses slowly but surely, one by one. There’s only so much coffee, food and shopping adventurous hippies like me can consume here.

See the Bund, throw your head back at the sheer monstrous size of the architecture, eat some food, party on down then get the hell out of here.

Alternative: Go anywhere but here if you want to see the real China. There are far more genuine, fulfilling and traditional places than this.

Editor’s Note: Yes! My sentiments exactly. I adored Shanghai as a place to escape from China when I called the country home. It has a fantastic night life and so many food options it’s exhausting, but it could be any city in the world. When the Jade Buddha is your greatest cultural draw card, you’re not exactly blowing my skirt up.

The Bund is lovely, as is the French Concession – but if I wanted to see colonial architecture I’d go to London or Paris! Shanghai is a great city, but it’s totally overrated as a tourist destination.

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North America

Miami, USA (Savoir There) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Let’s face it Miami isn’t the worst place to holiday – but for me it is the most overrated. Often mentioned in the same breath as the world’s biggest and best destinations – there’s even an anthemic song whose chorus places it amongst the greats ‘London, Paris, Munich, Rome, Ibiza, New York, Miami, Rio’ – it will always be, to me, the most roach-ridden place in the USA, and until a recent trip to Texas, the only place I’ve been awoken by gunshots.

Beyond the all-too-slight sum of its Art Deco shopping street on South Beach and much-lauded yet underwhelming art scene, I discovered a downtown core, which like so many American cities was scary and barren, while the fabled Coral Gables district felt more like a cautionary tale after I’d spanked $50 on a cab ride to what turned out to be a dull, unremarkable and sprawling suburb.

Miami has beaches and bars, but so do umpteen other places, and the best thing I found was an outlet mall with a big Bloomingdales – and I’d sooner have gone to the Mother Ship in New York.

Editor’s Note: I spent 4th of July in Miami (South Beach) back in 2012 and found it an intriguing city. I dug the architecture and the great Cuban food, but found it to be quite pricey for what it was. I mean, it has pretty beaches but those are a dime a dozen back home.

Worth a visit? Sure, but it’s not some world city begging to be explored.

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New York City, USA (Drink Tea Travel) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|Pinterest

New York lures in travelers with its iconic sights and attractions, but for me it has failed to deliver time and time again. When I lived in Toronto, NYC was an easy weekend getaway, yet I never seemed to enjoy my time in Manhattan. The prices are astronomical (good luck finding a room for less than $200/night), the streets and main attractions are packed with tourists, the subway is packed with locals and the taxis are impossible to catch. You end up spending half of your time just lining up for things and fighting to get through the crowds of often obnoxious unhappy people. Where is the joy in that?

Alternative: If you are looking for a more pleasant New York experience, head straight to Brooklyn, it’s cheaper, more spacious, and is filled with awesome restaurants, boutiques, markets, museums and beautiful parks.

Editor’s Note: My ex-girlfriend and I did a hit and run, NYC in 24 hours style visit back in 2012 and I quite liked it. Staying across the river in New Jersey, we were able to avoid the worst of the costs and just enjoy Manhattan as day trippers. I dread to think what we’d have spent if we’d stayed in the city proper!

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Readers Say

Not content with simply polling fellow travel bloggers, I also put the question to my readers on Facebook. I’ve compiled a few of the more interesting responses below for your reading pleasure.

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London, United Kingdom (Karin)

I lived there for 2 years and it’s just a big dirty city with some iconic buildings. The London Eye is one of the biggest rip offs. Everything is overpriced, bad food, bad service, usually bad weather, the tube is overcrowd and polluted.

New York, USA(Daniel)

New York, just a shit hole, full of people from new york.

Las Vegas, USA (Marisa)

The bright light city certainly didn’t set my soul on fire. Was only there 2 days, with one of those days spent at the Grand Canyon. Couldn’t leave quick enough.

Istanbul, Turkey (Esther)

Everyone told us we had to get off the ship there it’s amazing and I hated it, the people are rude and obnoxious, every single nice piece of architecture is religious, and even the market which is usually my favourite thing was just too big and unfriendly, the little one in Ephesus was so much better. I will also second Venice, which I actually was looking forward to unlike Istanbul, but we couldn’t even find a gondola for an overpriced ride and the locals didn’t know how to navigate their own city.

Hong Kong, Hong Kong (Tateusz)

I was so excited when I booked a flight to visit that city, but whole experience was rather disappointing! The city is so crawded, dirty, and damn expensive with nothing extraordinary to see. Definitely overrated.

Manly Beach, Australia (Travel Outback Australia)

Like SERIOUSLY?? It’s tiny and you can’t get away from people development and noise. Cronulla’s beaches, from Bass and Flinders Point to Boat Harbour are 12km long, full of natural splendour and so much easier to find a place to relax – oh, and you can catch a TRAIN there!

The Amazon, South America (Dianne)

Hardly any wildlife but we did see herons, cane toads and 157 million mosquitoes.

Berlin, Germany (Nikki)

Everyone told me “best city in Europe” and unless I missed every single thing good about it, I found it not all it was cracked up to be.

Buones Aires, Argentina (Keturah)

Dirty, showy and a lot of lechy men.

Machu Picchu, Peru (Dan)

Not because I did or did not like it, but because they lie to you in your face! did you know that 70% of what you see today is rebuilt? (only 20% original and 10% still destroyed).

Waikiki, USA (Kiri and Liz)

Kiri says: A bigger dirtier more expensive version of the Gold Coast.

Liz says: Soo many people on that side of the island and diamond head. The north side is like the west of Sydney and I’m talking about the malls.. It’s rough and you don’t want to stay long. Lol but totally worth a visit.

Macau, China (Julio)

It’s like Vegas… Without the fun

Paris, France (A whopping 10 people!)

Marco says: Paris is wonderful but has a big problem: it’s full of French people.

Dimitris says: I hated it 10 years ago. I visited it again a few days ago and still have the same feeling. It is nice but not extraordinary as people tend to say. Overpriced, overcrowded! They call it the city of lights. When I went up to the Eiffel tower the city view was dark though lol

Marrakech, Morocco (Vira)

Because after having been to many other cities in Morocco, this one was just a wild, overwhelming mess.

Thailand, Thailand (Toni)

The party reputation tainted my experience because everyone I met just wanted to get drunk. You have to really try and find the quiet beautiful places.

 

Your Say

What’s been the most overrated place you’ve visited? Did our experts and readers get it right, or have they just not seen the right side of your favourite place?