Travelers Tell All: The Most Overrated Destinations

Most Overrated Destinations in the World

Overrated (adj): To be held in a higher opinion than is deserved.

We’ve all got a place in our past travels that just didn’t live up to the hype. We’d heard so many good things about it and when we finally got there, it was just completely underwhelming.

Maybe it was too crowded and touristy. Maybe its signature landmark wasn’t all you’d imagined or hoped it would be. Maybe you just have different tastes.

Or maybe the place just isn’t that special.

Case in Point: Bondi Beach, Australia

One that always leaps to mind for me in Sydney’s Bondi Beach, to which hundreds of thousands of people flock every year to get a tan, ogle impossibly attractive people, and ensure Bondi Rescue gets renewed by failing to appreciate just how unforgiving the Pacific Ocean can be.

When I hear from the legions of Brits who have made the suburb Little London, I can’t fathom what they see in the beach. It’s far from the nicest beach in Australia. Far from the nicest in NSW. Not even the nicest in Sydney.

Hell, Bronte Beach a short bus ride away is a nicer beach than Bondi.

Yet year after year, people flock to this comically small stretch of beach with its overpriced cafes and the inflated egos of its pseudo-famous lifesavers and worship at the shrine of sunscreen, sand, and the occasional blue bottle sting.

Alternative: In Sydney, you’ve got Freshwater or Shelly over near Manly. You’ve also got any of the beaches in the Cronulla region. Heading out of Sydney, Redhead, Newcastle, and Merewether (all in Newcastle) are infinitely superior as well.

Travel Bloggers Most Overrated Destinations

The Bondi thing got me thinking about what other destinations I’ve found overrated and what destinations others had been burned by. I put out the call, and some of the biggest and best travel bloggers out there have stepped in with their own suggestions.

Where possible I’ve also asked them to suggest an alternative – a place that offers a similar experience without the disappointment. You’ll find Europe, North America, and Asia were all represented – with poor South East Asia providing a lot of the places that disappointed.

Apparently Oceania, South America, and Africa aren’t quite as over hyped. Who knew?

Europe

Capri, Italy (Justin Plus Lauren) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Don’t get me wrong: Capri is stunning. It’s a gorgeous island nestled in the Bay of Naples across from the famed Amalfi Coast. Tourists flock to the island daily to experience its rugged cliffs, the Blue Grotto, and shopping for upscale Italian goods. However, Capri was definitely an overrated destination.

First of all, it was very crowded. Of course, many places in Italy are crowded, but it felt as though the island was too small to accommodate everyone who visited.  And we visited in May…I couldn’t imagine what it would be like there in July!  Many visitors came for the day from cruise ships, so perhaps Capri would feel very different at night.

The boat tours for the Blue Grotto took on as many tourists as they possibly could, so we were left to wait, floating around on a small boat for two hours for our five minute canoe ride into the cavern. Once we were inside, it was really cool, but man, that was a long wait! Taking a bus around the island was a challenge as there were too many people and too few buses. There were very long lines for the buses, which forced us to take a taxi at one point (or else we would miss the ferry back to Sorrento!).

Speaking of prices…this was a very expensive place. It was our most expensive day in Italy, and we didn’t even buy anything! We took a ferry to Capri and back, we booked the Blue Grotto tour, we took a bus to Anacapri for the chair lift ride up the mountain, and then we shared a taxi ride back with some other tourists…that alone was enough to break the budget.

Alternative: I highly recommend that you explore some off the beaten path spots in Sorrento. Just a short walk out of the main downtown area, Bagni della Regina Giovanna was a beautiful place and there were hardly any people there.

We were able to stand on the rocky cliffs and gaze out to sea, just the two of us. There’s a really awesome cove there that you can swim inside during the summer months. It was a little bit too chilly for us to swim in May, but we were very content hiking around the rocks and enjoying the view. Sorrento itself is a really nice town with great restaurants and shops at a fraction of the price compared to Capri, and it definitely didn’t feel as crowded there.

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Dublin, Republic of Ireland (Don’t Stop Living) Facebook|Twitter|YouTube

The Republic of Ireland’s capital city of Dublin is somewhat of an over-rated city to myself and many travellers. If it wasn’t for Guinness and having the biggest airport on the island, this place would be nowhere near as popular as it is. I’ve passed through Dublin several times on my journey and with each visit I just think “what is all the hype about?”. You stop someone on the street to ask them directions. They don’t know what you mean. They’re strangers too. You walk up and down Grafton Street and O’Connell Street searching for inspiration. Then you realise: There is nothing to do in Dublin except drink Guinness and listen to Irish music! Oh and the Oscar Wilde statue.

Alternative: Dublin is drab, dreary and dull. The same cannot be said about Belfast, arguably the true gem on the island of Ireland. So for anyone heading to Ireland, get the Northern Irish capital of Belfast on your list and avoid the over-rated, boring, sleeping city of Dublin. Hyped up because everyone and their Granny has been there for a Guinness. Slainte! (Gaelic for cheers) Belfast offers more history, politics and local culture and is also the gateway to the Giant’s Causeway. DSCF9414

Florence, Italy (Max Globetrotter) Facebook|Twitter

I have never been keen on the herds of tourists anxiously clutching copies of “Let’s Go” or some other anodyne guidebook, and nowhere are these more apparent than Florence. Fair enough, Florence is a pretty darned nice place, but unless one has a burning desire to see the Uffizi with several thousand compadres, or pay silly money for “recommended” hotels, I highly advise staying on the train for another couple of hours and heading to Bologna. It is a very fine place; old, an ancient university (1088), a major centre for food, stunning medieval towers and a very well-preserved historical centre. Add to this some very modestly priced accommodation, and superb accommodation at very realistic prices, Bologna is a much, much better bet!

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Istanbul, Turkey (The Other F Word) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

From its placement on the border between Asia and Europe, to its cultural heritage, to the mouth-watering food and glamorous party scene, Istanbul lures millions of tourists on a yearly basis that live to tell the tale of this terrific destination. Or so I thought…

Seeking traces of the Byzantine culture and Greek heritage? Prepare to walk the slums of the Fener district that houses the Patriarchate. Now, I have not actually seen many slums in my life but I have seen war-torn Beirut and it looks palatial, in comparison.

Is it the Turkish influence that you wish to explore? Topkapi Palace’s living quarters can induce claustrophobia even in those that never had the condition and Dolmabahçe Palace brought to mind a poor man’s imitation of the opulent European castles, at best.

Surely strolling The Grand Bazaar is a good way to experience the ‘real Istanbul’? I found it reminiscent of a K-Mart, when you actually do pay attention to the merchandise: corridors upon corridors of small stalls, selling the same overpriced, generic, tourist-geared souvenirs.

To say I was underwhelmed with the city, would be an understatement. The city is filthy, crowded and has none of the ‘authentic’ charm you tend to aim for, when picking an unusual destination. The food is mediocre, unless you really know where you are going or are prepared to pay a premium, so no stumbling on ‘hidden gems’ there.

Perhaps, my only fond memory includes the Turkish Baths, although here, again, caution must be taken to align your expectations. Though great in theory, Istanbul did not deliver the awe and glamour I was expecting.

For those that have tried to change my mind by mentioning the luxurious night clubs, I have two things to say: 1. A night club is made by the company you are with and 2. Aforementioned Beirut. Enough said.

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Asia

Bali, Indonesia (One Travels Far) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

While many people like to rave about Bali, I simply can’t.  I consider it the most overrated destination I’ve ever visited, and probably wouldn’t go back. Sure, it may have been paradise ten years ago, but these days it’s just full of drunk Australians wearing Bintang singlets, guys on corners offering drugs, and police waiting for bribes.
Kuta may be great for cheap cocktails, but don’t be surprised if you’re robbed. And Ubud may be beautiful, but you’ll soon get tired of running into people “finding themselves”. Don’t get me wrong, if you get off the mainland you’ll have better luck.
Alternative: I would recommend Northern Thailand over Bali any day. Places like Chiang Rai, Chiang Mai, and Pai offer excellent nightlife, gorgeous scenery, and an actual cultural experience-something you’d be hard pressed to find in Bali.
Editor’s Note: I intend to avoid Bali like the plague. If I wanted to deal with asshole Australians, I’d just stay home.

Bangkok, Thailand (One Weird Globe) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|Pinterest

Bangkok is the hub of Southeast Asia, both in terms of flying in and as a place from which to venture around the country. Unfortunately, that also means the locals have had decades of practice and experience at separating tourists from their money. The famous ‘Grand Palace is closed’ scam is still working today, the streets and sidewalks are clogged with (typically illegal) street vendors, and the amount of corruption and safety issues throughout the city borders on legendary.

Alternative: I’d make a choice between Krabi and Chiang Mai. Krabi is in the south and has plenty of beaches, but isn’t as developed as Bangkok. Chiang Mai is in the north and has plenty of cultures, and has plenty of shopping and temples to enjoy. A flight to either one from Bangkok takes an hour or so, and both have more than enough tourist infrastructure in place for a great time.

Editor’s Note: I love Chiang Mai. Sure, it’s getting more touristy as more people discover how wonderful it is – but it’s still such a peaceful, beautiful city.

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Battambang, Cambodia (Contented Traveller) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|Pinterest

Battambang is located in the far northwest of Cambodia. It seemed a good idea at the time to see something a bit different and taking the boat from Siem Reap along the Tonle Sap River would be an experience. What was supposed to be a 3-hour trip turned out to be a 10 hours of getting bogged and boats sinking, so Battambang did not have a good start.

When we eventually arrived it was an utterly depressing place and something felt wrong about it. It had a bad vibe. We went to a café for dinner and then a car came careening around a corner and slammed into the cars parked next to where Gordon was sitting, showering him with glass. They were the Battambang gangsters, and not one person would go near them. There was not one thing that was redeeming about Battambang, and we got the hell out of there the next day and headed, by bus to Phnom Penh, which is place that is totally worth going to.

Paula McInerney of Contented Traveller likes nearly every place that she has visited and can generally see the good in them, but unfortunately, not Battambang.

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Boracay, Philippines (Don’t Worry Just Travel) Facebook|Twitter|Pinterest

When I heard about Boracay in the Philippines, I was told and also read, that it has pristine beaches, a vibrant nightlife and is just a cool place to visit.

I stayed in the island’s centre in the station two area. If you’re unwilling to spend 100 USD a night for a beautiful hotel in the north of the island you’ll end up in a place in a back road with sewage smell issues. White beach is indeed beautiful except for these green algae, that made the place a little appalling. Let me guess: Too much sewage again? At night-time, wherever at white beach you finally decide to sit down and have your meal and drinks, you will hear a mix of loud music from different sources trying to drown each other out. The only really cool thing to watch were the fire shows.

If you like a decent mix of nightlife and stunning beauty, go to El Nido in Palawan, also in the Philippines, instead. It is cheaper with better options for all price ranges from wealthy to backpackers. I’ve been at both places, but don’t remember feeling ripped off in El Nido as I did in Boracay. Don’t believe me? Check out the El Nido article on my website.

Editor’s Note: I went to Boracay expecting noise, clubs, crowds, and food – so I wasn’t as disappointed by my own visit. It was a fun place to be with a group of people who just wanted to drink, swim, and eat good food – so it hit the spot. I must have missed algae season too, thank God!

El Nido is lovely, though. My group and I loved our time there. It hasn’t got much of a night life in comparison to Boracay, but it’s so peaceful that you won’t mind.

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Burj Khalifa, United Arab Emirates (Meet Megan Lee) Twitter

The Burj Khalifa in Dubai, the world’s tallest building, ultimately stood for disappointment. After being shuffled, pushed, and prodded up the elevator, you were quickly shuffled, pushed, and prodded onto the 126th floor. Despite the skyscraper’s efforts for crowd control, it still took a few good elbow throws to get to the edge of the platform and see the vistas. It was a constant battle against selfie sticks and the sea of people. The dusty atmosphere of the city meant the view lacked clarity. And to be honest, what’s so cool about seeing endless expanse of flat desert, peppered with a few airplane landings and some other big buildings…?

Thumbs down Burj Khalifa. Thumbs DOWN.

Alternative: Eat dinner at a restaurant with a terrace at the Dubai Mall next door near sundown and enjoy the transition to the sparkly lights from there.

Editor’s Note: You’re making me glad I decided to give the Burj Khalifa a miss during my recent visit to Dubai. I settled for room service and watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in my underpants. Winning.

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Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Bemused Backpacker) Facebook|Twitter|Google Plus & (breathedreamgo) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Bemused Backpacker writes: For me Dubai is the single most overrated destination in the world. I hate it. The entire cultural paradigm of Dubai is money, money money and nothing else. It is like it is one big, glitzy airport shopping mall. It has no soul beyond the glitz and glamour, no depth to its culture beyond having the biggest, best and most expensive of everything, and I need to have more than that from a destination. Simply head over the border to Oman, the UAE or Saudi Arabia for an infinitely more interesting destination.

Breathe Dream Go writes: The three days I was in Dubai, I had a nasty head cold. Now, I never get head colds, so I was pretty miserable. Let that fact inform my impressions of the Golden City. I call it “golden” not because of the sand, the gleam off the improbable towers, sticking straight out of the aforementioned sand, the untold oil-wealth of the Emiratis, the splendour of the royal family … but because of the malls.

One mall, specifically, the world’s biggest, The Dubai Mall. It was here I spent an instructive afternoon and evening, traipsing along the richly carpeted Fashion Avenue, where all the high end stores are located like Chanel, Dior, Gucci, Pucci, Nina Ricci and Versace. Groups of young women in black, and young men in white, sail up and down the air-conned corridors like dhows on the Arabian Sea. I watched a beautiful woman swathed in black buying $10,000 jewel-encrusted shoes. Later, I watched a spectacular sound-and-light show in the vast water park that connects The Dubai Mall with the Burj Khalifa, the world’s tallest building.

By the end I was blinded by all the glittering gold. I went back to my five-star hotel, headed straight for the sushi bar, commiserated with the lonely chef from Tokyo, a city I lived in once, and got drunk on several different types of imported sake. I sort of remember the last bottle had gold dust sprinkled in it. But maybe that was just a dream.

Alternative: The alternative would be to head straight to the desert. I hear the golden sands are starkly beautiful, with nary a shoe store in sight.

Editor’s Note: I was similarly unimpressed by the malls and shopping precincts of Dubai, but found that the city had a lot to like once you scratched beneath the surface.

My work with the Hidden Dubai campaign introduced me to a whole range of more exciting and/or authentic experiences a little off the beaten track. From the city’s laid back and emerging surf culture to the adventurous activities to be found in and around the city, there was certainly more to the city than malls, motels, and millionaires.

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Golden Rock, Myanmar (Grand Escapades) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

This enormous bolder, coated with gold, dangerously balancing atop Mount Kyaiktiyo, is supposedly a major pilgrimage site where Myanmar Buddhists want to come for a day of prayer and worship. Since not only the Lonely Planet, but also several blogs promised an experience full of spirituality, I thought it was worth the 5 hour bus trip south of Yangon… I even considered staying at one of the grossly overpriced hotels on top of the mountain (no less than 100 USD a night, for a basic room) to enjoy this spirituality at sunset and have the best light for stunning pictures. I finally ruled it out: simply too expensive for a few nice pictures… What a great decision it was!

In the late afternoon, large groups of foreign tourists check into those totally exorbitant hotels. Though so many, they are vastly outnumbered by local visitors, who come by the hundreds… But most bothering are not the masses of people, both Western and local tourists alike, but the complete lack of spirituality. True, a few monks were praying close from the Rock. But the vast majority are families coming here for a little excursion, a pick nick with a nice view and… a few hundred pictures, in groups or selfies, in front of the Golden Rock. Basically, there is nothing to see here, but for this big gold-ish bolder!

The gut-wrenching drive up and down (20 USD for a completely overloaded truck, round trip) is interrupted by many stops for donations to monks who create kinds of road-blocks and look in utter shock if you dare not giving them a few Kyats, even if you already did 10 times on each leg… Disappointing as well is the fact that the last truck leaves at 06:00 pm, so before sunset. If you want to stay on top, you must book one of those overpriced hotels…

Alternative: Just skip this place, especially since you cannot stay longer than 28 days on a tourist visa. Plan instead more time further south in Hpa An, with stunning surroundings and caves, or up north, with a few extra days in Bagan or Mandalay or Inle, which has so much to offer.

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Koh Samui, Thailand (Travelling Colognian) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Lush green palms, white sandy beaches and turquoise crystal clear water – that’s what crosses many people’s mind when thinking of Koh Samui, an island in the Gulf of Thailand and that’s probably how it was in the early 1990s. I have been to Koh Samui twice, in 2005 and in 2013.

The first time I spent a week there, together with my family after exploring Luang Prabang in Laos and the temples of Angkor in Cambodia. I  was happy to spend a few relaxing days at the beach. In 2013 I returned by myself after a three-week all across Eastern China tour and this time I didn’t really enjoy it. I found it noisy and overcrowded with western tourists.

Koh Samui has its nice spots and you can still encounter local life there but you have to search more to find it. It is not the hidden gem that it was in the early 1990s, it’s nothing special anymore. In the past few years it has just become another mass tourism spot especially since there are hourly flights to and from Bangkok.

Alternative: In the past few years I am more and more into travelling off the beaten past especially after travelling along the Silk Road of China last October. Sure, it’s not easy in a touristy destination like Thailand, but that there are still lesser touristy islands in the Gulf of Thailand like Koh Mak and Koh Kut as well as further south at the Andaman Coast like Koh Jum, Koh Lipe et cetera.

Editor’s Note: Koh Samui has definitely gone the way of the tourist hot-spot. Our few day visit was a nice way to get some nice food and enjoy a bit of pampering after roughing it backpacker style on Koh Phangan, but I found the island to be totally without character. Just a bland tourist trap. I’ll have to check out your recommendations!

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Koh Tao, Thailand (Nomadic Boys) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|YouTube

We love scuba diving and snorkelling. We went to Koh Tao in Thailand in early 2012 to get our PADI Open Water certification. We returned 3 years later to get our advanced certification and do lots of snorkelling trips, but were so disappointed. Koh Tao has been ruined from over development, the coral dying if not dead already and the place generally became so over commercialised over those 3 years.

Alternative: The scuba packages offered in Koh Tao are cheap cheap but you’d be better off going to Palawan in the Philippines. Palawan is certainly touristy, but far more untouched then Koh Tao and for the same price, you’ll get a much better diving and snorkelling experience.

Editor’s Note: I can whole-heartedly vouch for the scuba scene in Palawan. El Nido is surrounded by stunning dive sites, and it’s not yet reached that point of tourism saturation where it feels tacky.

I did like Koh Tao for what it was, but I came there straight after the ultra-touristy Koh Samui, so it didn’t feel quite so commercial and cheesy.

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Maya Beach, Thailand (Keep Calm & Travel) Facebook|Twitter|Google Plus

Maya beach would still be a paradise if it hadn’t been completely ruined by mass tourism after the release of the popular movie starring Di Caprio. If you are familiar with the film and you still expect to see a pristine beach enclosed by rocks and wild vegetation, I’m sorry to say that you are going to be deeply disappointed.

Since images speak louder than words, I decided to show you why it’s so disappointing rather than giving you the (literally) dirty details. in addition to this, the movie presents a completely secluded beach, whilst in reality Maya Beach is only partially hidden by the rocks.

Alternative: In the homonymous book ” The Beach” the perfect place mentioned by the author is actually not even in Thailand but in El Nido in the Philippines.

I visited “Hidden Beach” on a local fisherman’s boat avoiding the daily trips packed with tourists (not nearly as crowded as the ones for Maya Beach anyway)and I was swept away by its beauty.

Now, THAT is a place that lives up to its reputation as it’s totally secluded and totally awesome! I can’t recommend it enough!

Editor’s Note: Agree wholeheartedly. Maya Beach is undoubtedly pretty, but there’s precious little serenity to be found with 10-12 boats anchored at any given time and hundreds of tourists posing for selfies or surreptitiously peeing in the suspiciously warm water.

El Nido and its surrounding islands are infinitely superior in my opinion. Even with tourism on the rise there, I found myself swept away by the serenity of some of the isolated lagoons we were taken to.

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Shanghai, China (Teacake Travels) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|LinkedIn

Embracing the elegant white cup of creamy café latte in my hands, I breathe in the comforting smell of fresh, crusty bread which slowly seeps through the room. I take my time, gazing out of the window into the leafy green world outside. The iPhone-guzzling hipsters, babbling yummy mummies, and pristine moneymaking go-getters tuck into their lunch around me.

Am I in London? Am I in Paris? How did I get here, how did I become so numbingly comfortable? What have I done?! I shake my head, trying to rid myself of the disappointment I feel every time I realise I am in Shanghai but could in fact, be anywhere which has trendy coffee shops, unlimited Western food, skyscrapers, endless shopping malls, and a hell of a lot of expats.

I swiftly pay the bill, throw myself onto my bicycle, and furiously head for the tiniest shreds of what genuine Shanghainese history is left in old town. I slowly pedal through the narrow streets and desperately breathe in the smell of dumplings, fresh laundry hanging outside, cheap Chinese cigarettes, and the remnants of firecrackers as the bulldozers tear down the houses slowly but surely, one by one. There’s only so much coffee, food and shopping adventurous hippies like me can consume here.

See the Bund, throw your head back at the sheer monstrous size of the architecture, eat some food, party on down then get the hell out of here.

Alternative: Go anywhere but here if you want to see the real China. There are far more genuine, fulfilling and traditional places than this.

Editor’s Note: Yes! My sentiments exactly. I adored Shanghai as a place to escape from China when I called the country home. It has a fantastic night life and so many food options it’s exhausting, but it could be any city in the world. When the Jade Buddha is your greatest cultural draw card, you’re not exactly blowing my skirt up.

The Bund is lovely, as is the French Concession – but if I wanted to see colonial architecture I’d go to London or Paris! Shanghai is a great city, but it’s totally overrated as a tourist destination.

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North America

Miami, USA (Savoir There) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram

Let’s face it Miami isn’t the worst place to holiday – but for me it is the most overrated. Often mentioned in the same breath as the world’s biggest and best destinations – there’s even an anthemic song whose chorus places it amongst the greats ‘London, Paris, Munich, Rome, Ibiza, New York, Miami, Rio’ – it will always be, to me, the most roach-ridden place in the USA, and until a recent trip to Texas, the only place I’ve been awoken by gunshots.

Beyond the all-too-slight sum of its Art Deco shopping street on South Beach and much-lauded yet underwhelming art scene, I discovered a downtown core, which like so many American cities was scary and barren, while the fabled Coral Gables district felt more like a cautionary tale after I’d spanked $50 on a cab ride to what turned out to be a dull, unremarkable and sprawling suburb.

Miami has beaches and bars, but so do umpteen other places, and the best thing I found was an outlet mall with a big Bloomingdales – and I’d sooner have gone to the Mother Ship in New York.

Editor’s Note: I spent 4th of July in Miami (South Beach) back in 2012 and found it an intriguing city. I dug the architecture and the great Cuban food, but found it to be quite pricey for what it was. I mean, it has pretty beaches but those are a dime a dozen back home.

Worth a visit? Sure, but it’s not some world city begging to be explored.

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New York City, USA (Drink Tea Travel) Facebook|Twitter|Instagram|Pinterest

New York lures in travelers with its iconic sights and attractions, but for me it has failed to deliver time and time again. When I lived in Toronto, NYC was an easy weekend getaway, yet I never seemed to enjoy my time in Manhattan. The prices are astronomical (good luck finding a room for less than $200/night), the streets and main attractions are packed with tourists, the subway is packed with locals and the taxis are impossible to catch. You end up spending half of your time just lining up for things and fighting to get through the crowds of often obnoxious unhappy people. Where is the joy in that?

Alternative: If you are looking for a more pleasant New York experience, head straight to Brooklyn, it’s cheaper, more spacious, and is filled with awesome restaurants, boutiques, markets, museums and beautiful parks.

Editor’s Note: My ex-girlfriend and I did a hit and run, NYC in 24 hours style visit back in 2012 and I quite liked it. Staying across the river in New Jersey, we were able to avoid the worst of the costs and just enjoy Manhattan as day trippers. I dread to think what we’d have spent if we’d stayed in the city proper!

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Readers Say

Not content with simply polling fellow travel bloggers, I also put the question to my readers on Facebook. I’ve compiled a few of the more interesting responses below for your reading pleasure.

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London, United Kingdom (Karin)

I lived there for 2 years and it’s just a big dirty city with some iconic buildings. The London Eye is one of the biggest rip offs. Everything is overpriced, bad food, bad service, usually bad weather, the tube is overcrowd and polluted.

New York, USA(Daniel)

New York, just a shit hole, full of people from new york.

Las Vegas, USA (Marisa)

The bright light city certainly didn’t set my soul on fire. Was only there 2 days, with one of those days spent at the Grand Canyon. Couldn’t leave quick enough.

Istanbul, Turkey (Esther)

Everyone told us we had to get off the ship there it’s amazing and I hated it, the people are rude and obnoxious, every single nice piece of architecture is religious, and even the market which is usually my favourite thing was just too big and unfriendly, the little one in Ephesus was so much better. I will also second Venice, which I actually was looking forward to unlike Istanbul, but we couldn’t even find a gondola for an overpriced ride and the locals didn’t know how to navigate their own city.

Hong Kong, Hong Kong (Tateusz)

I was so excited when I booked a flight to visit that city, but whole experience was rather disappointing! The city is so crawded, dirty, and damn expensive with nothing extraordinary to see. Definitely overrated.

Manly Beach, Australia (Travel Outback Australia)

Like SERIOUSLY?? It’s tiny and you can’t get away from people development and noise. Cronulla’s beaches, from Bass and Flinders Point to Boat Harbour are 12km long, full of natural splendour and so much easier to find a place to relax – oh, and you can catch a TRAIN there!

The Amazon, South America (Dianne)

Hardly any wildlife but we did see herons, cane toads and 157 million mosquitoes.

Berlin, Germany (Nikki)

Everyone told me “best city in Europe” and unless I missed every single thing good about it, I found it not all it was cracked up to be.

Buones Aires, Argentina (Keturah)

Dirty, showy and a lot of lechy men.

Machu Picchu, Peru (Dan)

Not because I did or did not like it, but because they lie to you in your face! did you know that 70% of what you see today is rebuilt? (only 20% original and 10% still destroyed).

Waikiki, USA (Kiri and Liz)

Kiri says: A bigger dirtier more expensive version of the Gold Coast.

Liz says: Soo many people on that side of the island and diamond head. The north side is like the west of Sydney and I’m talking about the malls.. It’s rough and you don’t want to stay long. Lol but totally worth a visit.

Macau, China (Julio)

It’s like Vegas… Without the fun

Paris, France (A whopping 10 people!)

Marco says: Paris is wonderful but has a big problem: it’s full of French people.

Dimitris says: I hated it 10 years ago. I visited it again a few days ago and still have the same feeling. It is nice but not extraordinary as people tend to say. Overpriced, overcrowded! They call it the city of lights. When I went up to the Eiffel tower the city view was dark though lol

Marrakech, Morocco (Vira)

Because after having been to many other cities in Morocco, this one was just a wild, overwhelming mess.

Thailand, Thailand (Toni)

The party reputation tainted my experience because everyone I met just wanted to get drunk. You have to really try and find the quiet beautiful places.

 

Your Say

What’s been the most overrated place you’ve visited? Did our experts and readers get it right, or have they just not seen the right side of your favourite place?

The Best US Road Trips for Young Drivers

While it’s been some time since I could be called young, you may notice that my bucket list expresses my desire to one day get my driving license. So while this collaboration post is aimed at young drivers, it seems relevant to me with my total of maybe an hour behind the wheel.

The Best US Road Trips for Young (or inexperienced) Drivers

If a young driver is looking for inspiration to help pass their test, then they should look no further than the ‘road trip’. This can be a once-in-a-lifetime adventure with friends or family taps into a young person’s spirit of adventure and helps them explore and enjoy new places and open their horizons in a flexible and fun way. The open road beckons and there are some great ideas for young drivers to enjoy when it comes to road trips.

Younger drivers should aim to find places that broaden the horizons and also feature plenty of places to stop off – bearing in mind that a novice behind the wheel shouldn’t look to give themselves too much to do right away.

Here a few to whet your appetite…

Pacific Coast Highway, California

The Pacific Coast Highway in California, also known as PCH, is a 10-hour drive that will take you from the border of California in Oregon to San Diego. This is a good location for a road trip as a leisurely drive allows you to take in the breathtaking and varied views including forests, seaside villages, and the coast.

I pensively pose atop the cliffs of Big Sur. Such a beautiful drive.
I pensively pose atop the cliffs of Big Sur. Such a beautiful drive.

With more than 1,000 kilometers of driving, you are sure to have a road trip to remember. Of course, you can stop in different locations along the way including Santa Cruz, Monterey, Pismo Beach, Santa Barbara, Malibu, and Los Angeles – iconic stops that offer plenty to any traveller.

Blue Ridge Parkway

For an all-American adventure, go on a journey in North Carolina and Virginia via the Blue Ridge Parkway that spans 755 kilometers and goes through 29 counties in North Carolina and Virginia. The parkway is popular for its scenic route and is considered the longest linear park in America. While driving, you can pass by different locations including the Biltmore Estate in North Carolina and the Blue Ridge Music Center, if you’re into music.

Olympic Peninsula, Washington

Are you in for a loop? Then the Olympic Peninsula in Washington may just be the best driving experience for you if you want to have a road trip with your friends and family. While driving, you are in for a treat with views of wonderful waterfalls and stunning shorelines that can be found in Washington. You can also get some pictures of the Olympic Mountains that have peaks covered in snow. Photo opportunities like this are essential for the perfect road trip.

Columbia River Highway, Oregon

Another scenic route that is great for road trips is the Historic Columbia River Highway in Oregon. The highway spans 121 kilometers, and it is known as the very first planned scenic road in the U.S. Building of the highway began in 1913, and now it is known as a National Historic Landmark where you can have majestic views of river gorges and waterfalls. This is the perfect road trip location for those who want to experience the beauty that Mother Nature has to offer.

The stunning Multnomah Falls are undoubtedly a highlight of the drive.
The stunning Multnomah Falls are undoubtedly a highlight of the drive.

You’ll be wanting to see off on these amazing road trips as soon as possible and that means passing your test, and passing it as quickly as possible. There are plenty of resources online to make learning the rules of the road quicker, cheaper and easier than ever so start there and then concentrate on honing your practical skills behind the wheel. The combination of the two will help set you on your way to an amazing road trip adventure.

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What is your favourite road trip in your own back yard?

One of many groups of old people belting out tunes in Jingshan Park.

How Jingshan Park Broke Me

Jingshan Park is a vast island of green at the heart of China’s capital – a network of paths that weave in and out of secluded groves, twisted rock sculptures, and water features.

Perhaps best known for its hilltop pagoda and the stunning view it affords of the Forbidden City’s impressive rear, Jingshan was intended only as a place we had to pass through on our way to Beijing’s most famous landmark.

Jingshan Park's hilltop pagoda offers a unique view of the Forbidden City.
Jingshan Park’s hilltop pagoda offers a unique view of the Forbidden City.

At first it felt like every other Chinese park my travels had taken me through. The twisted willows and the regal poplar were beautiful, but nothing I hadn’t seen on the shores of Hangshou’s West Lake or Nanjing’s Xuanwu Lake.

“I would kill to lie in that grass,” I inform Corinne as we make our way into the park. It’s been another criminally hot day in Beijing, and our morning has been spent climbing up and down the stairs in the Bell & Drum Towers.

I’m onto my fourth or fifth bottle of water for the day, and the idea of stretching out on deliciously green grass is right up there with getting to third base with Scarlett Johannsen on my wish list right about now.

The Bell Tower (pictured) and Drum Tower are local icons worth a visit.
The Bell Tower (pictured) and Drum Tower are local icons worth a visit.

My mind is already on post Forbidden City Beijing duck and beers and I’m perhaps guilty of not immediately appreciating how picturesque Jingshan is. For all of their aptitude at building vast concrete jungles in record time, the Chinese are also masters of creating beautiful parklands at the heart of even the most rapidly developing industrial city.

A Chinese park is far more than simply a place to throw around a football or have a picnic lunch. Centuries of tradition have made the creation of parks an art form. That’s not hyperbole either. Chinese parks are works of art in their own right. The pagodas, the ponds, the gardens, the trees, and even the hills are woven together in a living tapestry that expresses some aspect of Chinese culture that we as visitors are perhaps only able to appreciate on a surface level.

Perhaps my past experiences in other parks have dulled my senses somewhat.

“This is nice,” I observe aloud, but my appreciation doesn’t immediately go beyond that.

Houhai Lake, near Jingshan Park, is also a pleasant escape from the hustle & bustle.
Houhai Lake, near Jingshan Park, is also a pleasant escape from the hustle & bustle.

It’s as we’ve rounded a corner and are walking ‘neath the shade that exists between a line of trees and a high, rocky outcrop that we hear the first strains of singing.

We find the singers – a group of elderly Chinese gentlemen clustered around a bench upon which an accordion player sites – and are momentarily struck dumb. The seven or eight men sing operatically in perfect harmony, passing around a single sheet of lyrics to any newcomer who wishes to join.

One of many groups of old people belting out tunes in Jingshan Park.
One of many groups of old people belting out tunes in Jingshan Park.

As if their music opens our ears further to the noises of the park, we’re soon drawn to an even louder choir. At the foot of the hill leading up to the park’s famed pagoda, we come across a horde of locals. Men and women alike stand in a messy circle around a single conductor and together they belt out tunes from a different time.

The men and women harmonise at times and at other times sing separate refrains. The spectacle is utterly enchanting. It’s all I can do to fumble my phone out of my pocket and try to capture the moment as best I can, and I know Corinne is similarly astounded by the display.

The sheer beauty of their singing is enough to move both of us to the verge of tears. The strength of community that must exist to draw these people together in their shared love of the songs they sing and the country they sing for is something alien to somebody from emotionally distant Australia.

It’s how I imagine church must feel to those who don’t yawn their way through sermons.

It was during that entirely unexpected serenity that a second thought dawn upon me and conjured up a different kind of tears.

Listening to these elderly people sing the songs of a time before China opened its doors to the western world, I was reminded of a very sobering fact:

This very beautiful display dies with them.

The children of modern China are more concerned with Game of Thrones, DoTA, and the Kobe versus LeBron debate to have even learned these proud songs of Chinese imperialism. The only songs I ever heard my students singing were from whatever K-Pop idol had made the biggest splash of late.

My children, should I ever accidentally father some, won’t be able to hear this display. They can visit the same park and marvel at the same view, but there is a very finite amount of time left to see and hear the last generation from ‘old China’.

The world is getting smaller by the day, and these vestiges of a time when countries weren’t all quite as eager to be the same as one another are getting fewer and farther between.

The Great Wall of China, barring some disaster, will remain for generations of tourists to see.

But there’s a very small window of time left to experience Jingshan Park and hear the singing on a Sunday afternoon.

Knowing this, and realising just how lucky I am to have witnessed it, the tears came anew.

Jingshan Park, a place I hadn’t even thought of as a ‘must see’ when planning my Beijing trip, turned out to be one of the most affecting travel experiences I’ve ever had.

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Have you ever been completely surprised by a place you hadn’t expected much from?

Friendly rickshaw drivers ride by, constantly offering to take the leg work out of your exploration.

The Charms of Beijing’s Hutongs

I must start off with an apology. It’s been a ridiculous amount of time between posts, but I’ve got a good excuse. Both China and Namibia provided me with a wealth of stories, but not a wealth of free time. Between the patchy internet and the long days in search of adventure, it was a rare evening where I had the time or energy to do much more than Facebook.

Now that I’ve set myself up a semi-permanent base of operations here in Tanzania (more on that later), expect the stories and pictures to come thick and fast!

A Confession

 

I think we’re all guilty of letting our preconceived notions colour our decision making when we travel.

 

We hear or read negative things about a place and we decide in advance that it isn’t for us. Or, even worse, we simply assume that because hordes of tourists go to a place – we’re somehow above it.

 

Or maybe I’m guilty of a second generalisation. Maybe it’s just me who forms these opinions without basis.

 

Whatever the case, Beijing was a city I’d long made a point of avoiding despite its rich history and the presence of world famous sites such as the Great Wall of China and the Forbidden City.

Which isn't to say the Great Wall isn't pretty spectacular...
Which isn’t to say the Great Wall isn’t pretty spectacular…

“It’s too polluted” I’d say as I justified it to myself, “It’s crowded and messy”.

 

Still, the most common follow-up question to me telling people I’d lived in China for two years was inevitably “Oh! What was the Great Wall like?”

 

It became a point of embarrassment that I had called the country home but not seen its most famous cultural site. Like being to the US without seeing the Statue of Liberty, or going to Australia and not taking in the majesty of the Opera House.

 

When I decided to revisit my old stomping grounds en route to Africa, I decided to bite the bullet and do Beijing.

And my first day there made me so glad I did.

 

As with most things judged in ignorance, I was way off base with my opinion of Beijing.

 

Exploring the Hutongs

 

With nineteen hours of travel still fresh in my system, I wasn’t feeling up to battling the crowds at the Forbidden City on my first day in Beijing.

 

Instead, accompanied by my ridiculously gorgeous and talented friend Corinne, I decided to set out on foot and take a leisurely day strolling through Beijing’s labyrinthine hutong district.

 

Hutongs are a network of alleyways and low cost houses in which the local people reside. If the Imperial sites represent China’s historic rich and the business district its present day wealthy, then the hutongs are the best representation of everyday Beijing life.

Friendly rickshaw drivers ride by, constantly offering to take the leg work out of your exploration.
Friendly rickshaw drivers ride by, constantly offering to take the leg work out of your exploration.

Stepping off the busy streets of the city and into the quiet, shady hutongs is like stepping behind the scenes in a big budget movie. The people here aren’t wearing suits or carrying the latest Vera Wang bags, they’re kids running barefoot or men with their t-shirts hiked up to reveal their bellies and (I’m told) cool them off on hot summer days.

 

And hot it was. My first day in Beijing was greeted with 33C of bright, sunny Saturday. The heat lent the entire day a kind of carnival atmosphere – people drank beers or iced coffees in cute alleyway eateries, ducked into boutiques to browse and avail themselves of the air conditioning, or simply meandered about letting the flow of people and their own whims guide them.

 

Beyond the arteries of modern China’s multi-lane expressways, these narrow and often cluttered veins are a dizzying cacophony of chattering people, honking scooters, and music blared from store fronts.

 

Amid all of the noise and the jostling crowds, your nose is assaulted by the competing scents of perfumed boutiques, street vendors, and the authentic stink of an area well lived in.

The crowds out in force on a food street. Don't worry, they thinned out pretty quickly.
The crowds out in force on a food street. Don’t worry, they thinned out pretty quickly.

Duck around a corner, though, and you’re suddenly on a street whose serenity seems completely incongruous. The wind rustles the leaves of the trees that shade our walk, and up ahead a local boy makes beautiful music completely apart from the hectic activities of the next street over.

I was surprised by just how green Beijing is. I had expected a built up concrete jungle.
I was surprised by just how green Beijing is. I had expected a built up concrete jungle.

 

Late at night, completely alone and bathed in the ever present gold of street lights, the silence is broken only by the distant sounds of traffic or the occasional cough from a sleeping resident. Despite the darkness and the menace of the unknown lurking in side streets, you feel perfectly safe. I got myself intentionally lost just so I could take it all in without the pretense of getting from A to B.

 

It might not sound enchanting, but it really is. Here the smiles are not forced and there are no airs and graces. You’re simply a part of the crowd going about their business, and there’s a fantastic authenticity to it all.

 

Let’s Talk Specifics

 

It’s certainly possible to take a guided tour through the hutongs. If you aren’t comfortable with navigating these maze like alleyways, services like Context Travel can lead you through it all – explaining the history of the various districts and guiding you to the most interesting corners.

I didn't try their coffee, but their import beers selection was certainly 'fucking good'.
I didn’t try their coffee, but their import beers selection was certainly ‘fucking good’.

 

For me, it was more fun to just let our feet take us wherever we fancied.

 

We ducked into the very groovy Plastered to browse their selection of counter-cultural t-shirts and oddities, and I picked myself up a completely over the top ‘Motherfucker in CBD’ t-shirt that needs to be seen to be believed.

 

We stopped off in hole in the wall bars with rooftop seating, quirky decorations, and bold claims that they possessed ‘The best fucking coffee’, chatted with locals, admired street art, and just soaked it all in.

An ice cold beer on a scorching hot day. Bliss.
An ice cold beer on a scorching hot day. Bliss.

They’re a far cry from the pomp and circumstance of the classic Imperial sites, but the hutongs offered up a much more candid, engaging view of modern China. So much is made of China’s emergence as an economic powerhouse, but it’s this kind of down to earth experience that lingers with me a fortnight after departing.

 

As we sipped an ice cold beer atop one of the countless rooftop bars that dot the district, we were offered a birds eye view of a population going about its business unconcerned by China’s reputation as a sleeping giant. Day to day life for these locals may seem humdrum to them, but to me it was a day of discovery that I’ll not soon forget.

 

More Specifically

We didn’t follow a tourist map or seek out specific spots while we wandered, so I can’t give you a step by step guide to recreating our journey. I wouldn’t want to.

What I liked most about the hutongs is that I could visit them again tomorrow and have a completely distinct experience.

Still, there were a few spots that I really liked.

Plastered T-Shirts did some great, off the wall shirts, jackets, and bags that I could have spent a fortune on. As it was, I limited myself to just the one.

How could I not go into a store with this bad-ass statue in the window?
How could I not go into a store with this bad-ass statue in the window?

As far as hutong bars go, you’re really spoiled for choice. They’re available in abundance, and have remarkably cheap local and import beers. We particularly like Siif Bar, with its promise of ‘the best fucking coffee’ and its well traveled manager.

But the hutongs aren’t about individual destinations. They’re about the journey: the sights, sounds, smells, and interactions that combine to create something unforgettable and unique.

Grab your hotel address, pack a little spending money, and let the current of the hutongs take you where it will. You won’t regret it.

Impressive fairy floss in the hutongs of Beijing.
Impressive fairy floss in the hutongs of Beijing.

Your Say

 

Have you ever formed a baseless opinion of a place before you visited it, only to be proven wrong?

 

Do you enjoy stepping off the tourist track and checking out how the locals live? What country or city has most surprised you in this regard?

Conquering the Wild Wall with Great Wall Hiking

Confession

If there’s one question I was tired of answering when talking to people about my time in China, it was “What was the Great Wall like?”

In my two and a half years of calling China home, I visited some pretty remarkable places. I spent entirely too much time in Shanghai, I paid a visit to beautiful Jiuzhaigou in Sichuan, I played cricket in Xiamen, and I explored the wild west that is Xinjiang province

But I never did make it to the Great Wall.

My first real look at the Great Wall took my breath away.
My first real look at the Great Wall took my breath away.

Redemption

When I decided I’d be paying a return visit to my former home over the university break, I decided to make visiting Beijing my first order of business.

 

It seemed somehow criminal that I hadn’t made it to China’s most famous city in all of my time calling the country home.

 

Much like my uneducated impression of London, I’d been guilty of deciding ahead of time that I wouldn’t like Beijing. I talk about this in more detail when describing my experience in Beijing’s hutongs, so I won’t go into details again here.

 

I was even guilty of deciding in my head that the Great Wall was somehow missable, like it was an icon in name only and wasn’t deserving of its fame.

 

How wrong I was.

 

Thanks to my friends at Great Wall Hiking, I was not only able to have my opinion proven wrong, but I was able to do so along one of the most picturesque, visually stunning sections of the wall.

Jinshanling Great Wall
Stunning.

Jinshanling to Simatai West

Located a three hour drive from Beijing proper, this largely unrestored section of wall offers up a more historic, authentic experience than crowded Badaling or touristic Mutianyu.

 

Far from the crowds of selfie-stick toting tourists and tour groups wearing matching baseball caps, the first impression upon arriving at Jinshanling is one of utter peace and quiet.

 

Our small group of four are all alone as we check in, lather ourselves in sunscreen (special thanks to Banana Boat for providing the sunscreen!), and prepare to head up to the mountain. The spacious visitor’s centre seems like a white elephant of the highest order as our footsteps echo in its vast emptiness.

 

Thanks to Banana Boat for protecting my dome on a hot and sunny day.
Thanks to Banana Boat for protecting my dome on a hot and sunny day.
The entire group (all four of us) posing in one of the guard towers.
The entire group (all four of us) posing in one of the guard towers. Photo by Great Wall Hiking.

“We will start walking up 1.7km of stairs to the wall,” our guide Peter informs us as we depart.

 

Peter, who hikes the wall something like twenty times a month, is not only ridiculously fit, but is also a font of knowledge on the wall. During our three hour drive he’d regaled us with an extensive history of the wall – from its origins to its construction to the three times in its history that it was breached.

 

His passion for the subject was infectious, and we were all bouncing on the soles of our feet with anticipation.

 

The Climb

Despite the best efforts of my personal trainer, I was woefully unprepared for just what an exhausting exercise it is to climb up 1.7km of stairs in the heat of the mid morning sun. I’d clearly underestimated just how difficult the hike was going to be, and slacked as a result. Stupid fatboy.

 

While the adorable American couple and the leggy Aussie ahead of me seemed to tackle the steps with aplomb, I paused frequently to ‘take photos’ as a cover for my burning need to suck in more air and shudder through the veritable torrent of sweat that was pouring from every perceivable orifice.

 

Stand back ladies, I’m gushing.

 

Climb as I might, the wall never seemed to get any closer.
Climb as I might, the wall never seemed to get any closer.

On several occasions I’d glance up at the distant wall and curse it.

“Why the fuck aren’t you getting any closer?”

The wall gave no answer. It treated me with the same disdain which it met hordes of Mongolians with centuries before.

 

Bastard wall.

 

I was approaching the white light and speaking in tongues when all of a sudden one of the towers loomed over us, blessing us with the kiss of its shade and a reprieve from the walk.

 

I was exhausted and we hadn’t even set foot on the wall yet.

A blessedly flat bit of the Great Wall.
A blessedly flat bit of the Great Wall. Photo by Great Wall Hiking.

The Great Wall

Describing the wall as ‘great’ isn’t hyperbole.

It’s not like some guy giving his penis a daunting name in the effort to give it an air of mystery.

The wall really is a sight to behold, and the mind boggles at the sheer amount of manpower and resources that went into constructing such a monumental barrier.

It also gives some indication of just how terrifying the barbarian hordes who necessitated its construction must have been.

George RR Martin may have been inspired by Hadrian’s Wall when he described The Wall, but China’s wall is a far more fitting real world example.

I won’t bore you with (more) flowery prose to describe the experience of walking the wall. I think photos do it far more justice.

Old China and new China hanging out.
Old China and new China hanging out.
My fave shot of the day.
My fave shot of the day.
While much of the Great Wall has been restored, large portions of Jinshanling remain at their crumbly best.
While much of the Great Wall has been restored, large portions of Jinshanling remain at their crumbly best.
Oh Fuck. Off.
Oh Fuck. Off.

The Reprieve

The one experience from the wall that warrants mention would be our brief beer stop atop one of its loftiest towers.

By this point it was 1pm and the sun hung high overhead, so the idea of sipping a blissfully cold beer was enough to make up for the fact it was a watery Chinese beer.

And let’s be honest, there’s something surreal and once-in-a-lifetime about sipping on a cold can of suds while gazing out at one of the most amazing feats of human endeavour the ancient world has ever known.

Cheers

An ice cold beer atop the Great Wall. That's the stuff memories are made of.
An ice cold beer atop the Great Wall. That’s the stuff memories are made of.

I’d like to thank Great Wall Hiking for their role in getting me to the Great Wall. While my trip was complimentary, my opinions are my own. I had a fantastic time and would definitely recommend them if you’re looking to see the Great Wall in all of its glory. I took the Simatai to Jinshanling tour and loved it.

Not only did we finish, we got a certificate to prove it!
Not only did we finish, we got a certificate to prove it! Photo by Great Wall Hiking

The $136 USD price tag is a bargain considering it included transportation, the guide, all relevant permits, a few beers, lunch, and a flash drive full of professionally taken & edited photos at trips end.

Your Say

Have you ever taken on the Great Wall of China? How was your trip?