My (Overly Ambitious) (Almost) Ten Year Plan

I came to this travel gig pretty late in life. My first flight coincided with my first trip abroad, and that was at the age of (almost) 24 in late 2007.

Hey kid, someday you'll travel the world!

In the intervening years I’ve lived two years in South Korea, spent a week sunning myself on a gorgeous Chinese beach, paid a three day visit to Fukuoka in Japan, spent six weeks touring the West Coast of the United States with my gorgeous girlfriend, and spent the better part of this year getting a little more familiar with the land I was born and bred in.

It was during this year back ‘at home’ working a real job and dealing with real world concerns like budgets and health insurance and the like that I realized how much I’d come to love being out and about and seeing the world.

It’s my, almost certainly unrealistic, goal to travel for as long as I have the energy and the ability to do so. And so, drumroll if you please, here’s my ten year plan.

2010

I’m not quite done with Australia yet. A day long surfing course on Manly Beach followed by some beers at one of the many great pubs in the area awaits me this weekend, and then there’s a day long trip to the Blue Mountains the very next day.

December 17th has Fallon and I embarking on our ‘farewell tour’ with a twelve day tour of New Zealand that will see us hit Queenstown, Christchurch, Auckland, Rotarua, and Nelson before we jet off to celebrate New Year’s and Fiji and say our goodbyes.

 

From there it’s back home for Fallon and two weeks of partying with my brothers and friends in a variety of Fijian backpackers. I’ve covered all of this before.

Which leads me to…

2011

I’m aiming to be back in my home away from home, Gwangju (South Korea), by February or March of next year. After toying with the idea of taking up a public school job for the extra holiday time – I instead opted to stick with what I know (and the extra free time I get during the week) by going with private academies.

There’ll be a lot of exploring to be done in South Korea – and my goal is to cover as much of the country and its many festivals and historic sights as possible. A weekend junket to Japan is also not out of the question around Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving) if time and my budget allows.

I’ll also have two vacations to make use of – so the plan at this point is to spend one scuba diving and snorkeling in Malaysia or the Philippines, and then spend the other in either China (seeing the traditional sights) or Mongolia (going off the beaten track).

Between the Korean peninsula and a few journeys farther afield, I think I’ll have plenty of fodder for the site and my bucket list.

2012

Study for my CELTA in Chiang Mai, Thailand. They have a fantastic course that includes all of your accommodation and food, and then I’ll be perfectly placed to launch into a few weeks of exploring Thailand and potentially Cambodia and Laos.

Then? Then I’m aiming to head to Turkey to finally take my friend Anthony up on his continued badgering/offering to find me work in the country. That will give me a great launching pad for sojourns into Europe and North Africa.

2013

India! My friends Katie and Jess are having the time of their lives exploring the subcontinent, and damned if they haven’t won me over to the idea of going there myself. Everywhere from Goa to Darjeeling to Delhi – I intend to see an experience as much as I can. And lose plenty of weight eating poorly prepared curries.

Then it’ll be time to find another teaching gig – either in Japan, Korea (Seoul this time), or potentially the UAE. I’ve always wanted to try the Middle East.

2014

I’ll travel/volunteer my way around South America and aim to be somewhat settled into a teaching gig in Brazil in time for the 2014 World Cup. I can dream, can’t I?

2015

A teaching job anywhere – ideally somewhere in Europe. I’ve got a friend in Russia who recruits for schools in Moscow, so that might just be my next port of call. With the ridiculously long summer vacation they get there, I’ll try and get back to Australia to hopefully catch some of the 2015 Asian Nations Cup on home soil.

2016 and Beyond

Prepared to face what the future holds... on a boat...

Europe! With my CELTA and plenty of years of experience in Asia and South America, I’ll be aiming to take a job someplace idyllic in Europe. Recommendations are welcome! My dream would be Spain, Greece, Italy, or the Czech Republic.

Europe would keep me occupied for quite a while, and there’s the small matter of the 2018 World Cup in England (most likely) to aim for.

Later

The last ‘travel’ I’d really love to do would be to backpack my way around Australia – starting in Darwin and working my way counter clockwise until I arrived in Cairns. That, though, will need to wait until I’ve made it rich as a writer or mastered the art of traveling on a shoestring.

And you?

What are your travel dreams? I’d love to hear about them.

Top 10 Drinking Experiences

I’m going to make a regular feature of these top tens – whether they be something simple like ‘Top Ten Foods’ or something as obscure as today’s – they’re bound to be informative and (I hope) entertaining.

So without further ado….

Number 10: Faux Irish

2005 found me in Newcastle with little going in my favour. I worked a casual gig at a supermarket, lived in a run-down hovel not too far from the beach, and was struggling to motivate myself to submit assignments for my aborted attempt at becoming a qualified teacher. I’d never really celebrated a St. Patrick’s Day, so I jumped at the chance when my good friends Mark and Randy suggested we go to the local Irish bar for a few beverages.

A different St. Patty’s (2009)

Randy, odd character that he is, delights in random challenges when drunk. One particularly embarassing night saw him pretend to be down syndrome, much to our embarrassment, for the duration of our late night visit to McDonalds.

On this night, though, he thought it would be a laugh if we pretended to be Irish. Bravely, he and I put on our accents and spent the night staggering around MJ Finegans and, later, The Lucky Country. I’ve told the story in my entry about my Top 10 Favourite Bars – but to summarize. I pretended, I wooed a girl and stole a kiss, and got the taste slapped out of my mouth the following day when she came through my register at work and realized I was as Aussie as she was.

Number 9: Farewell to Brodie

At the end of 2008, my first year in Korea, I had to say a lot of goodbyes to a lot of good friends. One of the first to leave was Brodie, a Canadian lad who I had met early on in my travels and spent a good many nights drinking with.

With a big goodbye of my own to say the next morning (my ex-girlfriend was leaving, and there was still some unfinished business there), I originally declined the invite but decided that I wouldn’t be much of a friend if I didn’t make an appearance.

Brodie is overwhelmed by my Backstreet Boys serenade

We downed huge amounts of fruit soju and Cass Red (a potent, almost apple flavoured Korean beer) while munching on bibimbip, bocumbap, and whatever else we could find. After we’d eaten and drank our fill, we stumbled over to a set of betting cages and found a huge collection of arcade games there. Cue hours of abusive Tetris commentary from me, fights to see who could score the highest hit on the punching bag, and my attempts to wow girls with my one armed baseball batting.

Our final stop of the night, like all good Korean nights out, was a ‘service’ noraebang – where pretty Korean girls bring you food, sit in your lap, and flirt with you. With so many drunk men and only one drunk woman though, they refused to give us ‘service’. We contented ourselves with loud singing and an impromptu food fight with the fruit platter we’d bought. You can see me blowing a vocal gasket while attempting Backstreet Boys on Facebook.

Number 8: Insistent Friend (Lover?) to Be

While waiting for a cab to deliver the Kiwi girl I was seeing at the time, I was approached by a clearly inebriated Korean girl. Using some basic English she struck up a conversation with me that lasted the next forty minutes or so until the aforementioned girl showed up. One would think that this would have been the end of the conversation – but the enthusiastic Korean girl followed us both all the way back to the apartment asking questions like ‘Do you love?’

I have no photos for this. Instead, enjoy this pic of zombie Chris eating a sandwich

After saying goodbye to her and going up to my apartment, I assumed I’d seen the last of her. Not so. She returned not once but twice over the next two weeks – both times drunk and both times asking the same kinds of questions. On one night she even let herself in, lay on my bed while I cleaned the kitchen, and stumbled out while I was in the bathroom.

Number 7: Seoul or Bust

Early in 2009 I had the pleasure of finding a pair of neighboring waygookin (Korean for foreigner) who turned out to be damned good wingmen. It was a typical Friday night and I’d just knocked off work when the idea to head to Seoul re-entered my head. A few hours earlier I’d said no to the four hour journey north, but with an empty apartment and little else to do – it suddenly sounded pretty good.

Jamie, Paul, and I then embarked on a beer fueled rush to get from our end of town to the KTX (express train) terminal on the other side. The traffic driver first tried to drop us off at a KT (Korea Telecom) building before my frantic pantomiming made it clear where we want to be. We arrived two minutes before the train was due to depart, threw money at a terrified cashier, and then leapt onto the train literally seconds before the doors closed and it lurched into motion.

What followed was a random night. Getting in at midnight, we were already well buzzed off of expensive train beers – and immediately proceeded to bounce between Seoul night spots such as the Wolfhound and The Rocky Mountain Bar. We exchanged rounds of oddly named cocktails at the Wolfhound, discussed the Commonwealth with a remarkably well spoken Korean man at the Rocky Mountain, did shots of flavoured tequila at a hookah bar I can’t recall the name of, and finally wound up in an empty Russian owned club. A group of attractive Korean girls began to hit on us, and we thought maybe it was our lucky night until one of them coolly dropped this gem into conversation:

“How much would you pay me to suck your penis?”

Drunk though we were, we declined their gracious invitation and got out of dodge. Paul and I caught the 6am train back to Gwangju while Jamie spent the day in Seoul before racing back to meet up with us for another night of Gwangju drinking.

Number 6: A Fond Farewell

I made a lot of wonderful friends during my years in Korea, and at the end of my first year I held a farewell dinner with another departing friend, Angie. We dominated two huge tables at a popular shabu shabu restaurant before our two parties split. I’m not sure where here’s went, but we went to the oddly named Fish & Grill (which didn’t serve much fish) for pitchers of delicious fruit soju and some random dancing from the girls.

Fruit soju. Deceptively delicious.
All mine

Then it was off to my two favourite haunts for hours of free drinks, drunken goodbyes, and karaoke. I remember finishing my night arm in arm with good friends as we sang Counting Crows’ ‘Round Here’ at the tops of our lungs.

Just a few of my closest friends
Kisses from beautiful girls.

As if that wasn’t enough of a goodbye, my mid-week ‘quiet dinner’ ended up seeing forty of us crammed into a local bar named Star Fox and drinking until the wee hours. We ran up a truly massive tab at that place, and then I got to sneak home for a more intimate farewell with the girl I was seeing at the time.

My first year in South Korea ended better than I could have imagined, and it was those last few nights out that convinced me to return less than two months down the track.

Number 5: Korean Buck’s Night

When my good friend Cody invited me to come along to his buck’s night in early 2009, I jumped at the opportunity. I’d only been to one buck’s night prior to it, and while it had been fun – it had been an alcohol free affair.

The groom to be and I

Cody’s best man had struck upon the idea to avoid the more common foreigner haunts in Mokpo (a small city about 50 minutes from Gwangju) and instead explore the Korean side of things. So, we stumbled from bar to bar visiting various ‘Korean only’ establishments and drinking what our fill before moving on. We terrified the patrons with our raucous karaoke at one bar; amused the crowd inside a soju and seafood tent (where I fell in love with a potato dish they made that I was never able to find again); and finally wound up like most Koreans end their evenings – drinking store bought soju out the front of a Mini Stop (similar to a 7-11), playing the claw game, and munching microwaved junk food.

If you’ve never experienced a soju hangover, you probably can’t appreciate just how sorry I felt the following morning.

Number 4: Sydney Pub Crawl

A few months ago I was lucky enough to take part in a pub crawl through Sydney’s historic Rocks district organized by my old friend, Dave. In celebration of our friend Chris’s marriage, we started the day of drinking at 10am and I didn’t stagger through the door until 2am. Rather than wax lyrical, here’s a run-down:

– Being asked by all and sundry why our shirts had transexuals on them.

The offending shirt

– Drinking beers with ‘the regulars’ at St George Leagues Club

Drinking a mango heff

– Three hours of frenzied, slightly inebriated laser tag with a bunch of hyperactive kids

– Micro-brewed beers from some of Sydney’s oldest pubs

Smoking outside the Lord Nelson

– Shoulder boxing underneath the Sydney Harbour Bridge

– Conversing in Korean with a stripper at the Men’s Gallery

That's, just like, your opinion man

Number 3: Mudfest 2008

It’s all been said before here.

 

I am all that is man!

Number 2: A Korean Birthday

It was my first weekend in South Korea and I was turning 24. The sad part? I didn’t know a soul in Korea. Thankfully, an old high school acquaintance lived in Seoul and heard of my plight through the wonder of Facebook. Without letting me know, he brought a small posse down to my city and took me out for a night through which I can trace every single Korean friendship I formed.

Making new friends in a new country

A dinner of shabu shabu (at the very same place as #6) lead to the Abey Bar, where I was surprised at midnight by party poppers and some raucous ‘Happy Birthday’ singing. We eventually wound up at a surprisingly quiet Speakeasy, where I met Kirk and Liz – friends I have to this day.

I have vague memories of falling into a cab at the end of the night, shouting ‘G’day mate’ at the bemused taxi driver, and having my friends inform him of where to take me. I don’t remember much else.

Number 1-The Hobo’s Ball(s)

Not really a single night – but a string of wild, fun parties that my good friend Dave and I have hosted over the years.

Pretty stunning garbage bag dress

Living together in 2003/04 and having a limited budget, the idea of having a homeless themed party suited our odd senses of humour and our lean wallets. The concept was simple – people dressed up as if they were a homeless person trying to attend a dinner party, we provided a vat of hot beans, and everybody brought their own alcohol.

No...words...

Over the years the costumes have ranged from lazy (an old man suit from good will) to elaborate (Caitlin’s fantastic garbage bag dress) to just plain weird (my suit protector outfit). And while drinks at the original were limited to cheap beer and cask wine, the next incarnation will be a rather upscale cocktail party.

Suit protector suit

There’s been a lot of good times. Some nudity, too much vomiting, and very few tales of romance and intrigue. It’s hard to be dashing in a bathrobe.

Atop an Aussie Icon on the Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb

No, I’m not referring to Shane Warne or Russell Crowe. Minds out of the gutter people.

As part of our ongoing attempts to see as much of Sydney before we leave as possible, and to coincide with Adam’s visit to Australia, the three of us signed up to do a Sydney Harbour Bridge climb last night.

I’ll admit that I was unenthusiastic about spending three hours of my Monday night climbing a bridge, no matter how iconic it was – but like so many things when it comes to travel, I came down glad that I’d taken the time.

I can’t recommend the experience highly enough – whether you’re an Aussie in Sydney for the weekend or a foreigner in Sydney for the first and likely only time ever. The view from the top of the harbour bridge climb is one you’re not going to get anywhere else in Sydney, and it’s ever bit as visit defining as ascending to the top of the Statue of Liberty or walking the Great Wall of China in my eyes.

The Tour

I don’t have as many pictures as I like, so I’m going to keep this as straightforward and brief as possible. The Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb starts with a briefing, a jumpsuit fitting, and then some training and equipment checks. It all looks a tad daunting on the video they show while you wait, but the two instructors we had kept it light-hearted and the whole process was over a lot quicker than I expected.

If you are planning to do the harbour bridge climb, the only real requirements are that you’re not under the influence (you’ll get breath-tested on site) and that you’re healthy enough to survive the 1400+ stairs involved. And for the lazy, don’t worry, for the most part those stairs are up the very gentle incline of the arch proper.

After you’re all race suited up and ready to go, you’re set up with your harnass and climbing essentials (head lamp, headsets so you can hear the commentary etc) and do a quick climbing drill. Two ladders up and two ladders down. It’s all very easy.

Then it’s time to begin your ascent.

Being in the underbelly of the 52 million tonne harbour bridge is an experience all of its own. Our tour guide, Robin, kept us entertained with a good mix of information and terribly bad Dad jokes as we made our way towards the pylons that, contrary to popular belief, actually have nothing to do with supporting the bridge. Although they were built to give that impression.

You’ll pass over the site where the first British flag was raised and then it is time for the arduous climb up four ladders so that you can get to the fun part. It’s a little tough, but nothing you won’t survive, and soon you’re up on top of the bridge and gazing out over the world’s most picturesque harbour.

Alas, there’s no cameras or phones allowed on the harbour bridge climb, but the basic package includes a free group photograph – and additional posed prints are only $20 more. A tad pricey, but you’ve just forked out $180 to climb the bridge, so an extra $20 probably isn’t much more in the grand scheme.

We were lucky enough to be out on a clear evening, and watching the sun set behind Star City Casino was a sight to behold. Then there’s the lit up Opera House, the Sydney skyline, and the harbour itself – which is alive with boats big and small every night of the week.

The walk up the iconic arch is over all too soon, and after posing for some pictures and hearing a few more fun Sydney facts, you’re on your way back down.

Being silly (and a little Korean) on the way down

After you’re inside it’s time to strip off, change back into your regular clothes, collect your photo, and pay a quick visit to the gift store. There’s everything from shirts and postcards to jewelry and DVDs on the bridge’s construction. All of it is pretty reasonably priced by gift shop standards.

Want to learn more? Visit the Harbour Bridge Climb website or drop in to their office on Cleveland Street in The Rocks. If you’re in Sydney and you want to do something that not everybody does, I’d thoroughly recommend it. Anybody can snap a photo in front of the Opera House or down on Bondi Beach – but it’s a surreal experience to stand atop the bridge, feel the wind whipping your hair, and spend a few minutes gazing out over the city below. Only the Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb offers that opportunity.

I’m certainly glad I did it.

Hainan: China’s Tropical Paradise

What do you think of when you think of China? Whether it’s communism or the Great Wall or industrialism, chances are the first thing to leap to your mind isn’t white sandy beaches, crystal clear water, and sipping cocktails on the beach, right?

But Sanya, Hainan – offers all of the pleasures of a Hawaiian resort without the massive price tag.

Colour me pleasantly surprised.

Asia, and South East Asia in particular, are not short of beautiful beaches to investigate. It shouldn’t really come as a surprise that a nation as large as China possesses its own little slice of paradise.

It’s Monday and it’s rainy here in Sydney, so here’s a place you’d rather be: Hainan, China.

Taking it easy on one of the many beautiful beaches
Cocktails served right on the beach
Nothing like a Martguerita on a hot day...
Coconut prepared fresh on the beach
Fireworks over the beach. Viewed from the bar
Playing with monkeys on Monkey Island
Away from the resorts, you see the real China
Delicious, fresh local seafood
A chairlift over the jungle
The view from the resort balcony

What makes Hainan appealing is that it’s an affordable alternative to Fiji, Bali, and the Philippines. From South Korea, where I was based at the time, it was a short two hour flight to get to the kind of place that you can’t find anywhere on the Korean peninsula.

Resorts are affordable and there are plenty of options as far as food goes ranging from local cuisine to Western food. The beaches need to be experienced to be believed – but the warm water and hot sun will keep you out right up until the sun goes down. Cocktails and food served right on the beach make it even easier to stay out all day long.

Snorkeling, scuba, parasailing, kayaking, and jet ski hire also leave from the beach, and most resorts have a pool if you need a break from the sand.

Hainan isn’t just resorts, although it’s easy to stay beachside and never see the rest of the island. It’s an agricultural island with lots of heritage to investigate. Tea ceremonies, village visits, and museums offer some insight into an island that was considered a prison until very recently.

A visit to Monkey Island, aptly named due to its large population of ‘tame’ monkeys, is a must. There’s also some wonderful tours of the government run pearl facilities (with bargain prices on pearls), plenty of cute night markets, and a fantastic hot springs complex not far from the city of Sanya.

Monday sucks. Maybe it’s time to start daydreaming about spending one of them on China’s own tropical island paradise?

Sydney – Markets, Microbreweries, and Kangaroos

The one where I discover a fantastic pub, spy a platypus at Taronga Park Zoo, walk across the Harbour Bridge, eat noodles in Hyde Park, eat crocodile meat, and visit a market underneath the Harbour Bridge.

I’m a relative newcomer to Sydney life, having only moved here in March of this year. But in my nine or so months here I’ve come to think of myself as a Sydneysider. I ride across the Harbour Bridge on my way to work everyday, I’ve stumbled into Wynyard McDonalds drunk off of my head on several occasions, and I’ve come to have my favourite cafes and drinking haunts.

I think we’re all guilty of sometimes overlooking the sights and sounds of the city we call home. It’s sometimes a welcome change to see your city through new eyes, and I’ve been lucky enough to have that opportunity these past few days while Fallon’s friend Adam visits from the United States.

It’s been a hectic first 48 hours of exploration and we’re nowhere near done. But we’ve managed to experience a lot of the more touristy sights in Australia’s greatest city already. With a twilight Harbour Bridge climb, a day long surfing workshop on Manly beach, and a day trip to the Blue Mountains ahead – we’re showing no signs of stopping either.

Night Noodle Market

The first stop on Adam’s tour of the city, aside from our house, was Hyde Park for the Crave Sydney Food Festival Night Noodle Market. When people think of Australia they might first thing of buxon blonde beauties and bronzed Adonises, but in truth it’s a fantastically multicultural country with a rich international community that means we’re all able to experience a wide variety of foods growing up.

The Night Noodle Market transforms Sydney’s island of serenity, Hyde Park, into the kind of lantern lit bazaar that you don’t expect to find amidst the skyscrapers and traffic choked streets of the CBD. People from Sydney’s large Asian community take over the park for just under two weeks each year and converts it into one large, open restaurant. People from all over the city take out picnic blankets and take along a bottle of wine or a six pack of beers to have dinner under the stars.

After hearing glowing reviews from my mate Tony over at It’s Good Overseas, I arrived with an empty stomach and big ambitions to fill it. You’ll imagine my shock then when my nostrils were not assaulted with the rich spicy scents of Indian food mingling with the sweetness of Thai and the more exotic scents of Malaysia and Nepal, but with the not at all appetizing of dynamic lifter.

Yes, in their planning foresight, the Sydney City Council had decided to fertilize the Hyde Park gardens to coincide with a major food festival. Wonderful work.

Delicious Malaysian food

 

Still, an empty stomach will win out over a sensitive nose, so the three of us soon settled down onto a patch of grass to eat our fill. Some bland Indian from Madras wasn’t an ideal start, and might possible have been the worst butter chicken and naan I’d ever had. Thank God that Lee’s Malaysian salvaged things with a delicious satay prawn and chicken noodle dish and a prawn skewer.

I’d have liked to spend more time exploring the fifteen or twenty food stalls at the markets. There was a pretty good selection of different Asian foods, with Indian and Thai looking to be the most common. Sydney has some great Thai restaurants in general, actually. I didn’t see any Korean though, which was a shame. I’d have murdered some gimbap (similar to a sushi roll, although rarely made with fish).

Sydney by Twilight

Sydney comes alive as the sun goes down, especially on a Friday night. Rather than cut through the CBD en route to our next destination, we instead meandered slowly along the harbour via the botanical gardens. Spring has finally hit Sydney in the last few weeks, and so despite it being almost seven, the sky still held light and the air was pleasantly warm.

There’s something enchanting about the way Sydney blends its modern image with its roots as a penal colony of the British Commonwealth. The contrast of old sandstone churches and hospitals with the glittering skyscrapers that dominate the skyline only highlights the beauty of the older buildings. And with the Sydney Statue Project in full swing, the bright colours and odd outfits drew our attention to the many statues that line the walk from Hyde Park to the Botanical Gardens.

Our planned walk through the aforementioned gardens was cut short by a text from a friend who was meeting us for drinks, so we cut quickly through and headed towards The Rocks via the Sydney Opera House.

It gets a lot of play, but the icon of Sydney really does deserve all of the hype it draws. It’s a beautiful building rain, hail, or shine – and I certainly don’t tire of the sight of its sails over the azure water of the harbour despite seeing it every single day.

Seeing it against the darkening sky was no different, and the twinkling lights of Sydney’s north shore behind it only added to its charm. There was a real festival atmosphere as we walked along the foreshore too, with people lapping up the warm nights and the many sights and smells of the quay area.

Hart’s Pub

Our destination, Hart’s Pub, lay within the historic Rocks district of Sydney. While there are a great many heritage style buildings scattered throughout the heart of Sydney, you’ll find no greater concentration than in The Rocks. Quaint cafes, a handful of pubs claiming the mantle of being Sydney’s oldest, and various tourist traps line its cobblestone paved streets. By day its paths are dappled green by the trees that line them, and by night its twisting alleys are well lit so that tourists can still walk in the footsteps of the nurses, prisoners, and settlers who once called the region home.

Slight side note, but if you do pay a visit to The Rocks (and if you’re in Sydney, you must) – don’t forget to pay a visit to the Susannah Place Museum to see how Sydney’s original settlers lived and buy some old school candy. The gregarious staff are worth the visit alone.

But our destination was Hart’s Pub. Located within what used to be three terrace houses, the pub is not your run of the mill Sydney hotspot. Inside you won’t find a dancefloor and you certainly won’t be hit with the reek of vomit in the bathroom.

What you will find is gentle lighting, comfortable couches, walls decorated with various quotes about the fine art of drinking, delicious food, and a selection of some of Sydney’s finest micro brews. A beer garden offers patrons a chance to drink under the stars and eat freshly BBQed meat, but we instead went inside to explore the interior.

As you’d expect from a building that used to be houses, there are a lot of smaller sections to the pub – but it doesn’t feel claustrophobic or sectioned off. Archways separate the rooms, so there’s a nice open feel to it while still maintaining a more manageable social setting. We were lucky enough to secure our own little room right by the bar, and while there was a flat screen TV hanging overhead and speakers playing relatively recent music in the roof, neither of them detracted from the old world charm of the place.

So many choices!

Not sure what beer we wanted to try, we each got a four beer sampler for $10. Offering up your choice of any of the bar’s 12 micro-brews, it’s pretty good value given the size of the sampler glasses. I tried the Prickly Moses, Pipsqueak Cider, Gold Digger, and fourth beer whose name escapes me. It can’t have been that good. But the whole bar serves only Australian beers, and with so few microbreweries getting the play they deserve, it’s a refreshing change.

I particularly enjoyed the Gold Digger, which Fallon (of Fallon’s Healthy Life) insists is made better by a wedge of lemon. I also quite liked the Three Sheets from The Lord Nelson Brewery, although I’ve had it before.

Beer is best when it’s washing something down, so it stood to reason that we’d also sample some of the food on the menu. Twin buckets of fries (served with a tomato cider chutney that none of us liked) and some Cajun crocodile strips soon adorned our table.

With the exception of the aforementioned chutney, the food far exceeded my standards for pub fare. The battered fries were particularly good dipped in the spicy fry sauce that had come with the equally appetizing crocodile strips. Who’d have thought such a potentially dangerous animal could taste so good?

Crocodile. Surprisingly delicious.

We stayed well into the night knocking back beers, with the Three Sheets and the Gold Digger vying for my adoration. I heard glowing reviews of the red and the pale ale. With none of us being porter lovers, I can’t speak for the quality of their darker ales.

But it was a thoroughly enjoyable place to have a few beers and a bite. While beers are a tad pricey at $9.50, they’re served up in pint glasses and are of a much higher quality than the Tooheys News and XXXX Golds you’ll find in most bars, and the extra cost of beer is worth actually being able to hear your companions when they speak. Too many Australian bars substitute loud music for ambiance.

Go to Hart’s Pub. I am not going to say it in an artful or pretty way. If you like good beer, you will like this pub.

Sunny Sydney

Our Saturday dawned bright and sunny, defying the weatherman’s ‘chance of rain’ prediction with flawless blue skies and a sun that threatened to burn anybody foolish enough not to lather on some sunscreen before going out.

With the famous Taronga Zoo on the day’s itinerary, we hopped a train as far as Milson’s Point before opting to walk across the Harbour Bridge. It’s a route I’ve walked and run on many occasions, but it’s always nice to be out over that almost Mediterranean green water and look out over the city. With good weather comes the boats, and the harbour was criss-crossed by ferries, yachts, and speed boats full of people out enjoying the sun.

We paid a quick visit to the Kiribilli Markets on our way as well. Nestled mostly in the shadows underneath the Cahill Expressway as it crosses the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the markets were a welcome reprieve from the sweltering sun. As markets go, it wasn’t anything exceptional, and most men won’t find it at all interesting. Fallon certainly seemed to appreciate the selection of clothes, crafts, and jewelry on display. The food market looked to have a pretty broad selection, and some live jazz certainly added to the atmosphere.

With our ferry across to the zoo not due until 2pm, we decided to grab a bite to eat at City Extra on the waterfront. While Circular Quay might not boast the views and atmosphere of the more diner friendly Darling Harbour, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the food offered at the 24 hour restaurant.

With menus printed out on faux newspapers and options like the Journo Burger, you can guess the theme of the place. The staff were friendly and beer came at a relatively affordable $5-$7.50 price range. The meals erred towards the pricey though, which wasn’t so bad given the serving size. We tried their panini as well as a Thai Caesar salad. The panini was good but unremarkable, and from the looks of the way Adam inhaled his salad, it can’t have been too bad.

It was an acceptable enough dining option, but probably not a place I’d eat at again based on the first experience. I generally like to give places the benefit of the doubt though, so I just might go back to try some of its pasta dishes and maybe one of its desserts.

Taronga Park Zoo

The weather turned inexplicably foul as we boarded the ferry across to the zoo, but I guess the weatherman had predicted it, so we couldn’t really complain as the sky turned dark and lightning began to carve a path through the sky.

Much like temples in Korea, it’s often the case that ‘if you’ve seen one zoo, you’ve seen them all’. With the possible exception of Dubbo’s Western Plains Zoo and Australia Zoo in Queensland, there’s only so many ways you can arrange animals before oohing and aahing at them gets a bit old. Taronga seems to be seen as the be all and end all of Australian zoos, but I found the place pretty disappointing.

Now, in fairness this opinion wasn’t helped by the fact the place was a mess due to recent construction. Torrential rain certainly didn’t help matters much either, although it did mean that it was nowhere near as crowded as it might otherwise have been.

We weren’t there for me though, and the Americans certainly appreciated a chance to see some of Australia’s iconic animals up close and personal. I do recommend their Walkabout Walk if you’re eager to see an emu, wallaby, or kangaroo up close. You don’t get to pet and feed them like we did in Queensland, but they’ll still come pretty close to visitors.

The nocturnal animals enclosure and reptile house aren’t too bad to visit, and it was certainly a treat to see the Tasmanian Devils and Platypus up close and personal. It’s definitely a zoo keyed more towards tourists wanting to see Australian animals than people wanting to see tigers, lions, zebras, and elephants.

In fact, we couldn’t find any of the above – although the signs said they were there to be found. The layout of the park is just confusing.

If you’re looking to see Australian animals up close and personal, you’re going to enjoy your visit to Taronga Park. If you’re like me and grew up in a world where kangaroos are traffic hazards and kookaburras are the annoying birds that wake you up at 6am then you’re probably not going to have a great time.

Next?

As I said in the opening of today’s entry, we’ve got plenty ahead of us. We’re taking a tour of the Opera House tomorrow, as well as visiting Paddy’s Markets so Adam can find some cheap souveniers. Then it’s off to the Australia vs. Papua New Guinea Four Nations opening to close out our weekend. Monday is the Harbour Bridge Climb; next Saturday is our surf camp; and Sunday sees us out in the Blue Mountains as we explore a little more of our own backyard.

And with my time here rapidly coming towards an end, I’m definitely enjoying seeing Sydney through new eyes again.