The 10 Best Road Trips in the US

This one originally came to me as a guest post, but I’ve gone ahead and made it my own to reflect my own experiences on a few of these roads. Hopefully that added personal touch doesn’t detract from the good work done by the original contributor, but I know that you all enjoy the articles about my own travels a bit more than the others.

Of the four highways the original author mentions (Routes 66 & 101 and Interstates 10 and 90), I’ve actually been lucky enough to travel two of them myself. While my memories of Route 66 (I drove along it back in 2009 while exploring the Grand Canyon and Walnut Creek Canyon) are a bit misty, I have very fond recollections of my recent drive along Route 101 and the stunning views I was able to take in.

But four just doesn’t seem like a good number to me, so I’ve gone out and tracked down a few extra road trip worthy highways and interstates as well. Don’t say I never do anything for you.

The Best Road Trips in the US

There are few travel stereotypes more enduring than the humble road trip. Whether it’s an all or nothing cross country to save a relationship (such as in the very funny movie, Road Trip) or it’s a simple half day trek to some beautiful beach on the coast for a few days of relaxation, road trips make the journey a big part of the experience.

I’ve spoken with countless travelers and backpackers who have forsaken the comforts of domestic air travel or the convenience of a bus running a set route in favor of buying second hand cars, packing everything into the boot (or trunk, if you’re being American), and just getting out there.

Me? That’s probably my favourite way to travel. Although that would probably change if I ever had to do any of the driving…

The United States is not short of roads worthy of an epic road trip. While there are certainly some breath-taking road trips in all corners of the world, there’s just something quintessential about the US road trip. Is it the fast food laden exits? The scenery that we’ve all grown up with on TV and in movies? The odd little roadside attractions that seek to draw us away from our main objective? I couldn’t say – but haven’t done more than a few lengthy road trips in 2009 and more recently during my trip around the US, I can definitely say a US road trip is a bucket list worthy item.

Any road will do, but I’ll take some of the guess work out of it for you and select a few of the choicest roads the US has to offer. Enjoy!

Highway 1, US West Coast

I’m going to lead off with the one that honestly took my breath away. The stretch of coastal highway between Monterey and Big Sur in northern California just needs to be experienced to be truly appreciated. Winding roads hug sheer cliffs that plunge into the blue-grey of the Pacific while green, grassy hills tower overhead.
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Stunning Bixby Bridge on Route 101 might be one of the most beautiful bridges I’ve ever seen.
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Churning seas and picturesque cliffs are the highlight of Route 101
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Wildflowers cling to the cliffs of Route 101
Route 101, near Bixby Bridge
Cliffs near Bixby Bridge on Route 101
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Rocky shores and sparse vegetation along Route 101 near Monterey
If the photos above of Bixby Bridge and the cliffs around it don’t sway you, you’re a damned hard person to please; but maybe this virtual tour of Highway One will tickle your fancy.

I’ll forever hold pleasant memories of the two hour road trip we took while visiting Monterey. It really was a highlight of the trip.

Route 66

While it’s no longer technically a route due to reworking of the US highway setup, it’s still very much possible to get your kicks on Route 66 as the song suggests. Joining Chicago and Santa Monica in the south-western corner of the United States, the historic ‘mother road’ covers a hugely diverse landscape and eight states as it takes you across the country.

The list of attractions along the historic stretch reads like a US to do list: from natural wonders to legendary architecture to little slices of Americana that tie things together as a truly memorable trip.

 

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Getting my kicks on my own Route 66 road trip
While my own trip along Route 66 doesn’t really stick out in my memory, I did enjoy my visits to picturesque Flagstaff and the Indian cave dwellings at Walnut Creek Canyon. And they barely scrape the surface of what lies on (or just off) Route 66.

Great River Road

Following the bends and curves of the United States’ most famous river, the Mississippi, the Great River Road is not a recognised highway or interstate so much as it is a stretch of scenic road spanning ten states and a whole slew of the south and American Midwest.

I’ve not had the pleasure of experiencing the American south myself, but had I known about this road while planning my trip – I might have pushed just a bit harder to include some of the south in my itinerary. It looks like I missed out on a very memorable trip.

Particular highlights for me include the former French colonial regions of the US, the meeting points of the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers (the two longest in the US), beautiful St Louis, and the Tri-State area where it all comes to an end.

Route 1, US East Coast

Not to be confused with the aforementioned Route 101, Route 1 on the east coast fills a similar role to its west coast counterpart – stretching from steamy Florida all the way up to the picturesque beaches of Maine in the north. I’ve technically traveled a little of the road myself during my time in Florida, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’d done it justice.

It’s a major road and you’re not going to have to deal with too much in the way of rough terrain, so there’s everything from Kia cars to hulking SUVs along the way. Alongside Route 101, this one is probably one of the most driven stretches in the United States.

With the road covering such a huge distance, it also covers the gamut of American terrains. The swamps of Florida, the Carolinas, pretty Maryland, metropolitan New York, Washington DC, and finally the famed beaches of Maine all dot the road – my personal pick being Maine, and not just because it’s the place Stephen King calls home. There’s something about New England beach culture that really speaks to me.

 

Although jet boating through the Okefenokee Swamp Gator McKlusky style does sound pretty awesome too…

The Seward Highway, Alaska

There’s still a good chunk of the US that I’ve yet to see, but Alaska stands head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to daydreaming about future US travel. The stark beauty of the icy north made for a grim and beautiful backdrop when Into the Wild (another fantastic road trip film) came to its sad end, but I’ve got no designs on roughing it in the wilds when you can see a snapshot of Alaska’s beauty on this popular stretch that connects Anchorage and Seward.

 

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The lakes and mountains of Alaska provide an unforgettable backdrop to a Seward Highway trek. Image Source.

 

Fjords, pine forest, lakes, and mountain peaks all combine to make this one of America’s most unique road trips and the one I’d most like to take. Who knows? Maybe I can pull of the road and check off a few bucket list items along the way. Spending a night in an igloo after killing and cleaning my own meal sounds pretty doable, right?

Right?

Going to the Sun Road, Montana

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Going-to-the-Sun Highway takes you through the very heart of Montana’s world famous Glacier National Park. Photo from National Parks website.
With a name like Going to the Sun Road, I was immediately drawn in. Montana’s legendary ‘big sky country’ is exemplified by this – the only road that travels through Glacier National Park. While the rest of the world is heating up, the icy and inexorable giant remnants of the Ice Age remain as silent testament to the way the world used to be.

Much like the above in Alaska, Going to the Sun Road covers a dizzying array of terrains ranging from pine forests to the high mountain passes that are sometimes completely choked with snow. If you’re tired of roadside truck stops and cliched tourist traps, Going to the Sun Road offers you a much more ‘natural’ view of the United States.

The Hana Highway, Hawaii

From the cold and isolated to the tropical. The Hana Highway on Hawaii’s Maui is a relatively short stretch of winding road that clings to the cliffs that overlook the churning Pacific Ocean.

 

Hana Highway
Winding roads and dense jungle make the Hana Highway a pretty special trip. Image source.
It’s not a drive for the faint of heart, but the Hana Highway takes in some truly unique scenery. Besides, where else in the United States can your road side stop be for fresh mangoes instead of greasy burgers?

US 191, Jackson to Yellowstone

The fact that this road trip’s end point is likely to be the stunning Yellowstone National Park (a US stop that still eludes me) should be all the selling point you need. But if you want a little extra incentive, the Grand Tetons say hello.

If you’re wanting to see US wildlife, there are few drives that can compete. Herds of bison and elk, bears, moose, wolves… it’s been likened to Africa’s Serengeti. And there’s the not-so-small matter of geysers and super volcanoes in Yellowstone to be considered as well. Trips don’t come quite so breath-taking as US 191.

 

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One of the few occasions where *you* might just be the roadkill… Image source.

Interstate 40, California to New Mexico

Made famous by the classic Easy Rider, Interstate 40 stretches from California to New Mexico and is widely considered one of the best motorcycle routes in the world. How much of that is drawn from the famed movie remains to be seen, as it’s not a ride I’ve had the pleasure to make myself.

On the Road Jack Kerouac style

The ‘on the Road’ in Aussie on the Road isn’t just an indication of my love of being on the road and away from the humdrum of day to day life, it’s also a tribute to the seminal On the Road by Jack Kerouac. If any piece of literature more perfectly sums up the road trip as a means of self discovery, I’ve yet to find it. And while I’ve never been lucky enough to follow in the man’s footsteps myself, there are sites out there that give you the route to make it happen yourself.

A quick Google turned up this map and itinerary that purports to be the one Kerouac originally put together. Why not take your car, quit your job, and give it a go?

Your Say

Have you taken part in any of the above road trips? Or do you have one of your own that you think should make the list?

 

What are the best road trips in your own country?

Guest Post: Bruges for Chocolate Lovers

Who doesn’t love chocolate? Well, me, actually. You might not think of it to look at my somewhat obvious belly, but I’m not a huge chocolate lover. The occasional bit of Cadbury Snack is all I require to keep my chocolate levels up.

But I know that I’m in the minority on this, and there’s an abiding fascination with the decadent chocolates of Europe. If there’s one country whose name is synonymous with chocolate – it’s those talented Belgian folk.

So, while I work hard on improving my guide to Australian slang and documenting the mammoth US trip I just finished, here’s Jo with a piece on getting up close and personal with the chocolate making process in Bruges, Belgium.

Bruges for Chocolate Lovers

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See how chocolate is made in Bruges, Belgium.

There’s no better way to gorge on your favourite treat than by visiting Europe’s chocolate hub, Bruges in Belgium. Not only are there 40 chocolatiers sprinkled throughout this small city, it’s also chock-a-block with activities dedicated to chocolate, so there’s no excuse not to spoil yourself. We’ve rounded up a list of the top must-see destinations for sweet-toothed travelers to Bruges.

Chocolaterie Sukerbuyc

Based in Katelijnestraat in the heart of the city centre, Sukerbuyc, or ‘Sugarbelly’, is a family-owned business that is famous throughout Bruges for its handmade sweets. The shop also has a café on site, which serves a piece of chocolate with every warm drink. Rumour has it the secret behind its success is down to a special family recipe that’s been handed down for generations. Whatever the ingredient is, it’s definitely working as today the shop is one of the most celebrated artisan chocolatiers in town for locals and visitors alike.

Choco-Story

You can learn about the history of the cocoa bean at Bruge’s own chocolate museum, Choco-Story. Located in an old wine tavern dating back to the 15th century, the museum doesn’t just tell you the historical and geographical facts about chocolate, but you’ll also learn the health benefits too while mingling with some of the world’s most coveted chocolate experts. There’s also a two-hour workshop available where visitors can make their own pralines while sipping on a complementary glass of wine, as well as a child-friendly ones as well. Entry costs 7 Euros for adults and 4 for children with workshops ranging between 10 and 40 Euros including entry to the museum.

The Chocolate Line

Established in 1992, The Chocolate Line is famous for its outlandish contributions to the confectionery world. With bizarre flavours like garlic confit in olive oil with Mexican coffee, chilli con carne and even guacamole, there’s never a dull moment (or flavour) in this shop, as chef Dominique Persoone’s cutting edge chocolate often borders on art. Situated in the heart of Bruge’s bustling Simon Stevin Square, people come from miles to view and sample the avant-garde creations, so be sure to stop by for some true eye candy.

Your Say

This guest poster clearly thinks Belgium is where it’s at when it comes to chocolate, but what say you? Where’s your favourite place to indulge your sweet tooth?

Or if you’ve been to Bruges, has she made any glaring omissions in listing her chocolate destinations?

Travel Daydream: The Lakes District, UK

It’s been a while since I’ve put together a travel daydream piece, and what better way to revisit a favourite of mine than by choosing a place as different from beautiful Tenerife (the subject of the original piece) as possible?

As my interest in visiting Europe grows, I’m again turning my eye to the ‘Old Dart’ as I consider a visit to the Lakes District in Cumbria, UK. It’s not white sandy beaches, cocktails, and world class scuba diving like I might find in Tenerife, but in their place there’s an abundance of beautiful scenery and old world charm to be had.

What is a Travel Daydream?

Isn’t that obvious? A travel daydream is what I have while I’m doing something I’d rather not be doing. In this case, that’s planning lessons for tomorrow and re-reading script notes for the Chinese sitcom I’ve been cast in.

More on that later.

In the original Travel Daydream: Tenerife, I listed five things I’d have loved to have been doing in Tenerife. So, this time around it’s much the same: five things in the UK’s Lakes District that I think would be much better than being hunched over a desk on another muggy Nanjing day.

And while the idea of spending a week or so hidden away in one of the many Lake District holiday cottages with a roaring fire, a bottomless cup of tea, and a good book (or five) to keep me company sounds pretty divine, I’m going to forge ahead with five things to do outside of the walls of your temporary home.

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There’s something so comforting about being warm indoors on a rainy day

Visit the World of Beatrix Potter

If you weren’t raised on the works of Beatrix Potter and the adventures of characters such as Peter Rabbit, then this inclusion might seem a little odd to you. But I was brought up from an early age on a diet of Golden Books, Mr. Men, and Peter Rabbit – and the thought of seeing the characters come to life in front of me is just too good for the kid inside of me to refuse.

A day at the World of Beatrix Potter isn’t just a few models – it’s learning about the famed children’s author, stepping into the world of the books, and finishing it all off with a little tea and scones in true British fashion. It’s a delightfully British way to revisit old friends or, if you’re new to the stories, see these vivid characters (based on British native fauna) up close and personal. The books are a remarkably charming insight into British life.

Hike the Highlands

Having been voted Britain’s greatest natural wonder in 2009, the Lakes District is a region of natural beauty and an abundance of hikes and walks. Having rediscovered my love for hiking while exploring Yosemite National Park recently, I’m thinking a trek in the cooler British climate would be brilliant.

There’s no shortage of sites detailing the many walks and ‘scrambles’ in the Lakes District, from articles about the top ten Lakes District walks to sites dedicated to detailing each walk in detail. I found the Walking Englishman‘s site to be particularly useful. He’s got sections on areas all over Great Britain too, not just the Lakes District.

There are hikes for all levels – from idyllic one mile strolls to more intense ones that feature some of the most stunning views in all of Great Britain. Take your pick and soak in some of England’s most beautiful natural scenery.

Explore Grizedale Forest

Part nature expedition and part art gallery, Grizedale Forest allows you to soak in some natural beauty while also taking in the various sculptures that are scattered throughout the old English forest. There are gentle walks, off-the-beaten-track hikes, and mountain biking tracks for those who want to get their hearts racing.

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Photo courtesy of Wikipedia.

But what really drew me to Grizedale is the Go Ape experience. A zipline ride that sees you soar 200m through ancient English forest is a pretty unique way to take it all in, and a bit more heart-pumping than a simple walk. The forest is more than just a few trees and sculptures, and there’s all manner of activities going on all year round. The Visit Lakelands Forests website is a great source of information for planning your visit to either of the forests

Experience Village Life

Call me old fashioned, but there’s something so charming about village life. In a world where it’s all crowded cities and garishly lit tourist traps, I find a simple village or hamlet to be such a wonderful change of pace. Maybe a part of that is to do with growing up in the hamlet of Ben Lomond in Australia, but I think it’s more to do with the much simpler life.

There’s something appealing about the idea of knowing the people who live and work in your town; in buying and selling homemade jams or crafts at a market; buying meat from a butcher whose name you know; and falling asleep at night to blessed quiet. It’s a life close to what I knew growing up, but it’s also close to the lives the characters in my favourite fantasy novels lead. It just fascinates me.

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Ah, village life! So quaint!

So, while I can’t throw out a recommendation on a village to visit – I can say that taking the time to find and explore a quaint highlands village sounds like a pleasant change of pace, especially after the hectic five week tour of the US I’ve just returned from.

Cruise Lake Windermere

Lake Windermere, the largest lake in Great Britain, is the jewel at the heart of the Lakes District. While the lake and its surrounds boast attractions such as hot air balloons, horse riding, cycling and hiking, swimming, and watersports – the real draw for me is the opportunity to cruise on the ancient glacial lake.

I’ve written at length about river boat cruises around the world, and a cruise on Lake Windermere on a bracing fall/autumn day sounds great to me. Whether it’s a sunset cruise, a buffet cruise on a balmy summer evening, or a more leisurely sight-seeing cruise – there’s enough variety to ensure there’s a cruise for most tastes. Windermere Lake Cruises is your hook up in this case.

Your Say

Have you ever spent any time in the Lakes District? Is it as beautiful as the pictures and websites would have me believe?

And have I missed any must see spots in the region? Are any of my daydreams perhaps not all they’re cracked up to be?

5 Reasons Why Queensland is Better Than New South Wales

This is a hard article for me to write. As a born and bred New South Welshman, it’s been drilled  into me from an early age that anything north of the Tweed is not worthy of my time. It’s a barren wasteland of cane toads, poor drivers, and banana benders that is best avoided by any sane man.

This ingrained dislike is only heightened by the spectacle that is State of Origin. For three weeks of every year, New South Wales vs Queensland hatreds reach a  near frenzied  level as the two states  do battle in three games  of rugby league that bring the entire east coast to a grinding stand-still.

The game – likened to the Superbowl or the Stanley Cup – captures  the hearts and imaginations of most of NSW and QLD as the two teams tackle, fight, and brawl all in the  name of bragging rights and state superiority.

I’m sad to say that New South Wales has lost the last seven series. It’s been a rough almost decade for a proud sky blue.

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Greg Inglis (Queensland) out-paces the NSW defence in a State of Origin match

But  it’s not just on the football field that the sunshine state has it over its more populated southern neighbour. I’m putting biases aside and putting together a list of five reasons why you should choose Queensland over New South Wales when you’re next touring Australia.

New South Wales brothers and sisters, I’m sorry.

Brisbane

It’s not the iconic city that Sydney is, nor is it the cultural hub that Melbourne has become – but Brisbane is not a city without its charms.

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The artificial beach at South Bank in Brisbane is one of the city’s most endearing features.

Cheap hotels in Brisbane make it an affordable destination in comparison to its pricier southern cousins, and there’s a real big city meets small town feel to the place.  Whether you’re eating vegan in West End or wandering along the artificial riverside beaches of South Bank as the sun sets, Brisbane is a small town on steroids.

While Brisbane’s beaches really don’t match up to those on hand in and around Sydney, it’s a short drive (or train ride)  to some of the country’s best, and you”l be pleasantly surprised at how much cheaper everything is.

A sports fan? Brisbane’s Suncorp Stadium (sometimes called Lang Park) is considered the best in Australia and regularly plays host to rugby, rugby league, and football (soccer). A day watching the Queensland Reds, Brisbane Broncos, or Brisbane Roar is a fantastic way to soak in Australia’s love of sport.

Sport not your style? Like all major cities, Brisbane boasts museums and galleries as well as a number of quirkier options such as the annual Brisbane Zombie Walk.

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The Brisbane zombie walk is an unusual and fascinating Brisbane event. I was lucky enough to participate in 2011.

Brisbane’s proximity to the glittering Gold Coast and the quiet but beautiful Sunshine Coast is also a huge point in its favour. and it’s a short drive to Steve Irwin’s world famous Australian Zoo. You can experience a huge range of lifestyles without even having to board a plane. And that leads me to…

The Gold Coast

The glittering jewel in Queensland’s crown, the Gold Coast  is a strip of whitte sandy beaches, casinos, night clubs, and tourist traps that cater to everybody from the young to the young at heart.

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The Gold Coast’s iconic white sandy beaches are amongst the first things people think of when thinking about Australia.

Australia’s theme parks (including Dreamworld) are situated here, as is Jupiter’s Casino – a playground for adults, and there’s  no shortage of pumping night spots for the bump and grind set.

While I don’t buy into the myth that the Gold Coast has the best beaches in Australia, they certainly aren’t to be sneezed at. If you  can stomach the crowds, there are far worse places to be on a hot summer day.

The Great Barrier Reef

In my mind, Australia’s single greatest draw should be this stunning natural wonder. I was privileged enough to learn to scuba dive on the Barrier Reef, but that doesn’t in any way diminish my interest in a return visit.

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The brilliant colors of the Great Barrier Reef. Photo courtesy of Kids Britannica.

Stretching down much of the Queensland coast, this gorgeous coral reef is perfect for snorkelling, scuba diving, or simple exploring in one of the many tour boats that launch out of towns such as Mackay, Cairns, Townsville, and Rockhampton.

In my mind, if you only visit one place while in Australia, it should be the reef. If Finding Nemo didn’t convince you that the reef is one of the world’s most beautiful places, just  do a quick Google image search.

And if you’re still not sold – bear in mind that there’s every chance  the reef will be gone by the time your kids are born. See it before it’s too late.

Cape York Peninsula

One of Australia’s last untamed tracts of wilderness, the Cape York Peninsula is a beautiful expanse of dense rainforest, tropical swamp, and verdant plains where exotic animals such as cassowaries and platypus can be spotted by lucky hikers. Colonial Cooktown is a quaint ‘city’ with a rich history and might well be one of Australia’s more isolated spots as wel.

Don’t expect to find five star luxury or strips of tourist traps here. Much like Australia’s barren red center, this is something of a last frontier that too few experience but none forget.

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Exploring the rugged Cape York Peninsula is a must in any Australian itinerary. Just watch out for Salties!

While 4WDriving is definitely the activity of choice in the region (despite being isolated, decades of tin mining in the area mean there are serviceable roads throughout), there’s also an abundance of Aboriginal culture to be explored and some world class bass fishing to be done as well.

Leaving Queensland

Is  there any feeling sweeter than crossing out of the  boon-docks and returning to civilization in New South Wales? Whether you cross on the coast or at the infamous Jennings-Wallangara border,  you can almost feel the average IQ lift as you leave Queensland behind you and enter the land of culture, enlightenment, and women with all of their teeth.

Come on, you didn’t think I could put together a list like this  without having a jab at our old rivals, did you?

A visit to Queensland is  a staple in any tour through Australia, but for me, crossing back into New South Wales is always a sweet feeling.

Your Say

What are your favourite things about Queensland? Any hidden secrets or glaring oversights?

Are there any similar state rivalries in your own country? I’d love to hear why your state of choice is better than its rival!

My friend Kiri has been kind enough to chime in with a few suggestions of her own. Check them out below:

  • XXXX Brewery Tour in Milton
  • Breakfast Creek Hotel (One of the only places you can get XXXX Gold on tap from a wooden keg)
  • Catch State of Origin at Suncorp and spend the night celebrating at the famous Caxton Street Hotel
  • GOMA (Gallery of Modern Art)
  • Abseiling at Kangaroo Point
  • Picnic at New Farm Park
  • Sunshine Coast beaches
  • The food and shopping in Noosa on the Sunshine Coast
  • Fraser Island
  • Whale Watching at Hervey Bay
  • Cocktails at Cloudland in Brisbane’s Fortitude Valley
  • B&B and high tea in Maleny on the Sunshine Coast

What do you think of Kiri’s suggestions? I’m keen to try a few of them myself!

Biking the Everglades

It’s a scorching hot day in Florida as our car slices through air thick with humidity. Every second sign is for an airboat tour or an alligator feeding – we’re deep in the tourist portion of the Everglades National Park.

The fast pace and expensive restaurants of Miami are behind us. The buzzing of neon has been replaced by the buzzing of mosquitos. Gone are the Botoxed buxom beauties of South Beach, replaced by the toothy grins of ‘Gators.

Eating the Locals

Our car noses into the car park of a sleepy roadside cafe only minutes ahead of the arbitrary Florida thunderstorm. We’ve barely slid into our booth seats when the heavens open and rain comes down in drenching sheets. We can’t even see the car park through the shifting torrent.

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Just a sprinkle of rain to brighten our day

We order up an Everglades sampler including fried plantains, gator bites, fry bread, and fried frogs legs. A pair of sweet teas are on hand to wash it all down and we’re soon ready to tuck in before we head out to the Everglades proper to do a little exploration.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say our meal was delicious, but it was certainly a memorable buffet of too oily delicacies and a welcome change from store bought bagels and Taco Bell.

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Heather is a tad bemused by our lunch selection

For your viewing pleasure, I’ve filmed a special Test Drive on the road. You can see my reaction to eating frogs legs below:

Biking the Everglades

The misleadingly named ‘Shark Valley’ is quite busy despite it being the middle off the week, and I’m not just talking about fellow tourists. The air is thick with mosquitos lured out by the recent thunderstorm and it necessitates an expensive purchase of insect repellent before we can get underway.

Bike rentals are $8 an hour and I’ve got to admit it felt great to be back in the saddle. I can’t even recall the last time I’ve been on a bike, but the big kid in me is out in force before we’ve made it very far. It’s all I can do not to race away and leave poor Heather behind, so eager are my legs to peddle away.

Shark Valley also offers tour hour tram tours that cover the entire track and include a ranger’s narration to better explain things, but it’s late in the day and we don’t much fancy waiting until twilight to catch the last tour of the day.

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Our bikes rest by the road while we snap a few photos

It’s not humidity or heat that makes speeding up difficult, but the clouds of insects that hover over the path. Mosquitos, dragonflies, and other nameless swamp denizens leap into view like enemies in a fast paced video game. I’m surprised I didn’t finish the ride picking pieces of them out of my teeth.

Alligator Hunting

I’m not quite Burt Reynolds in White Lightning, but damned if I’m not screaming through the park at a decent clip when I catch sight of my first alligator.

I come screeching to a halt so suddenly that Heather careens into the back of my bike, but her protests are ignored as I snatch up my camera and race back to where I’d spotted our reptilian friend.

He’s not the threatening giant I’d hoped to spot. Hell, he’s not even as big as my arm. But he’s scaly and toothy and that basically qualifies him to be my first wild alligator sighting. A few minutes snapping photos and it’s time to go off in search of bigger game.

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Not the intimidating specimen we’d hoped to spot while biking the Everglades

Alas, our little friend is as big as our wildlife sightings get. We had to content ourselves with more dragonflies than we cared to count and a pair of grasshoppers doing it on the side of the road. Enjoy your insect porn, perverts.

Two grasshoppers mating
You people disgust me

Our experience biking the Everglades wasn’t quite as exhaustive as I’d have hoped. We spent barely ninety minutes exploring due to our tight schedule and late arrival, but I enjoyed it immensely. Shark Valley also boasts numerous walking trails and a lengthy tram tour for those not eager to test the old ‘easy as riding a bike’ adage.

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More bad-ass Everglades wildlife

Someday I’d like to go back and do the place justice, Gator Mcklusky style. Air boats, twelve footers, and high adventure? Yes, please!

Your Say

Have you ever been to the Everglades? Did you live out my dream and ride an air-boat? Or do it in a more conventional way?

What about close encounters with wildlife? Had any thrilling moments on the road?