G'day! I'm Chris. I left my home in rural Australia back in 2007 to pursue a life less ordinary.
I specialize in ambitious travel - bucket list worthy journeys such as the Great US Road Trip, the ultimate African safari, and following the length of the Silk Road.
It’s been a long while since I got to enjoy a bite with a fellow travel blogger. My last opportunity to sit down over a meal with a travel fanatic was the double team effort with Gerard and Kieu from the fantastic GQ Trippin’. You can read all about that here.
This one actually took place some time ago now but Tony, who may just be the single busiest man in the universe, didn’t get a chance to send back his answers between his marathon running, world traveling, and numerous other commitments. Seriously, I have never encountered a man with as much energy and drive as Tony. He’d have the #1 website in the world if he focused solely on It’s Good Overseas.
For those who don’t know Tony’s blog, you’ll be hard pressed to find a guy who has been to as many unique locations and had as many unique experiences. I read a hell of a lot of blogs (the count is at over 300 now) and very few of them have covered the broad, seemingly random selection of countries that Tony has. The guy has attended cock fights in Timor Leste and had adventures throughout the Middle East and Central Asia.
Hell, as I type this up – he and a few other lucky souls are trekking across Asia and Europe on the Trans-Siberian Railway.
The Man
Tony actually has the honor (?) of being the first travel blogger I met. I had moved to Sydney with my then girlfriend a few weeks earlier and learned that an old friend from my university days lived not so far away. When she invited us to her Willie Wonka themed birthday party, we jumped at the opportunity to escape the humdrum of watching Glee ad nauseum in our apartment.
Totally not in Wonka themed costumes at the aforementioned party
Or it could have been Buffy…
It was at this party that my old friend introduced me to her new beau, who just happened to be the globe-trotting marathon enthusiast who I have had many a ‘fancy’ McDonalds lunch with over the last year. Two is ‘many’, right?
With our mutual interests in travel and running (although mine never extended quite so far as Tony’s) it seemed natural that we’d hook up for Bite with a Blogger. Of Sydney’s fantastic travel blogging scene, Tony is easily the one I keep in closest contact with and it was a pleasure to share a bite with him (and his lovely, non-blogging girlfriend) before I left Sydney.
The Venue
Tony’s a far more experienced Sydneysider than I, so I let him nominate the venue and he certainly didn’t disappoint with his suggestion that we hit up the very trendy Norfolk Hotel in Sydney’s Surry Hills district.
There’s no shortage of fantastic pubs and eateries in Surry Hills, but the Norfolk’s offering of $3 soft shell tacos gave me a food boner and a wallet boner simultaneously. The Norfolk has food and drink promos every night of the week and if the crowd of hipsters on this particular Tuesday was any indication, the place does brisk business.
With a selection of tacos (I sampled the vegetarian, fish, and pork and loved all three) and an ice cold Dr. Pepper on hand, it was time to get down to brass tacks.
The Interview
So, how long have you been travel blogging?
Since 2006. Six years or so.
And what made you start a travel blog?
I’d been to quite a few countries before 2006 but it was my trip to Pakistan that kicked things off. A mate of mine bugged me about sending him updates so I decided it’d be better to start a blog and tell the world.
Unsettling signage outside a Pakistani KFC. Photo by Tony.
Why did you choose the “It’s Good Overseas” name? Choosing a good name for a blog isn’t easy. I thought about it for a while and decided since in my opinion it is good overseas, why not use that thought as the name for my blog. The URL was kind of long but I managed to get around that easily.
Where have your travels taken you so far?
I’ve been to circa 50 countries so far across all continents except Antarctica. In the last few years I’ve travelled to Timor-Leste, the UAE, Myanmar, Syria and Lebanon.
What’s been your favorite travel experience so far?
It has to be the ‘wow’ moment I had in Yemen after an unplanned plane stop in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I arrived bleary-eyed in Sana’a at sunrise and caught a ride into the old city. The way the beauty of Sana’a’s old city unravels itself as you drive in from the airport is something else. I arrived at the hotel, headed straight for the rooftop and said to myself, “wow”. The architecture leaves you in awe.
The view of Sana'a's old city was Tony's 'wow' moment. Photo by Tony.
What about the worst?
This has only happened once *touch wood*. In New Delhi a few years ago, I caught an auto rickshaw out to the Sulabh International Museum of Toilets – strangely, a real highlight of the city.
Stupidly, I allowed a ‘mate’ of the auto rickshaw driver to navigate us there and back. On the way, back he got aggressive and demanded money from me.
I hopped out when they tried to take me down a dark alley but the guy went after me. Thankfully, a local shopkeeper told the guy to leave me alone and he relented. They then rode off shouting they’ll report me to the police. Slightly disconcerting.
Tony risked life and limb to visit the toilet museum. His verdict? Totally worth it. Photo by Tony.
Where are you headed next?
I’m off for a Trans-Siberian adventure this month taking in China, Mongolia and Russia. On the way back, I’m dropping by the Cayman Islands at the start of hurricane season. Hopefully the winds don’t get up early this year.
I plan on sticking around here (in Australia) for a while. I’ll do some small trips before planning something bigger. I have my eyes set on the Northern Territory, the West Coast and Tassie.
What’s the scariest/most exciting thing you’ve done while traveling?
These feelings came crashing together between the dusty Benin border and half way across Togo to the town of Notsé. The only way from the empty border post to the next town was on the back of a motorbike. Travelling at blistering 70kph speeds through clouds of dust on bumpy roads, I thought this could be game over at any time. Instead, it was thrilling and I lived to tell the tale.
Tony survived his high speed motorcycle ride from Benin to Togo. Photo by Tony.
Had any travel romances? Share a story!
Numerous, but here’s one. I was in Edinburgh for one night a few years ago. I arrived at a hostel, dropped my bag on the top bunk, a German girl walked in and the rest is history. Funny how sometimes you hit it off right away, even without alcohol.
You can read all about Tony’s globe-trotting adventures on It’s Good Overseas. He’s currently crossing the world courtesy of the Trans-Siberian railway, so there should be no shortage of weird and wonderful stories over the coming weeks.
More so than westernized Urumqi, Kashgar feels like you’re in an entirely different country. From the moment we stepped out of our cab and onto the dusty, crowded streets – Kara and I could tell we were somewhere as far removed from traditional China as we could be without actually crossing a border.
Gone are the high rises and garishly lit signs that are ever present in cities such as Beijing, Shanghai, and Nanjing – they’re replaced with low, stone housing you’d expect to see in Central Asia.
Instead of expensive cars and swarms of motor bikes choking the streets, you instead see donkey drawn carts and vehicles pieced together from various parts to form something vaguely bike like. The streets smell of dirt and sweat and roasting lamb. The skies – far removed from the pollution that conjures an ever present haze in eastern China – are clear and full of promise.
Traditional dwellings in Kashgar, Xinjiang
They say that you haven’t been to Xinjiang if you haven’t been to Kashgar, and it’s safe to say that I fell in love with the dusty city in China’s far west. Only Tashgorkan is closer to the Pakistani border, but it lacks Kashgar’s size and its melting pot of Han and Uighur culture.
Getting Settled
We arrived in Kashgar early in the day. While our watches informed us that it was 10am, we’re so far west that it’s probably closer to 8am. The Chinese government’s rigid adherence to Beijing time means that the city doesn’t really come alive until around noon – nor does it go to sleep until well after 10pm.
We’ve learned from our mistakes in Urumqi and already booked a room at the ostentatiously named New Delhi Business Hotel. We’re checked in quickly and soon tossing our packs onto separate beds in a large and comfortable room. The television blares an unnerving mix of CCTV (China’s ever present government run network) and the locally run XTV with its bizarre mix of shows that resemble Lute Idol, Uighur dance contests, and a truly surreal Russian talent show that seems to have a Christmas theme in every single episode.
We’re told breakfast is served free of charge every morning, but for now our stomachs are grumbling and we’re eager to make up for the time we wasted seeing precious little in Urumqi.
Id Kah Mosque and the ‘Old Town’
After long showers we’re ready to explore the city. The people here are predominantly the dark skinned and dark eyed Uighur – people of Central Asian stock that resemble Middle Easterners rather than the Han who dominate mainland China’s population. They are a friendly and welcoming people, although scant few of them speak more than a few words of Mandarin and we have trouble making ourselves understood to our taxi driver.
But we’re deposited at the Id Kah Mosque without too much difficulty and are immediately swept up in a sea of people. The traffic grinds to a standstill as people of all kinds mill in the street. Some wear Western clothing, but the majority are traditionally dressed in hijabs and long robes. It must be torture in the 30 degree heat.
On both sides of the road, vendors vie for the attention of those passing by. The air is thick with the smell of lamb – the area’s staple meat. It’s available as kebabs or in various other forms including ‘buns’, mixed into pilaf, or served in a hearty vegetable broth. Others are selling everything from trinkets to fresh fruit.
Id Kah Mosque and the assembly area where upwards of 30,000 devout Muslims meet for prayer each FridayA closer look at the Id Kah MosqueDoves sit atop the entrance to the Id Kah MosqueA bike left at the entrance to Id Kah Mosque by a respectful visitorDetail on an arch by the Id Kah Mosque
But we’re here to see the Id Kah Mosque, which plays host to 30,000 worshippers every Friday. It’s Tuesday today and the crowds are mostly tourists and bored locals, but we get a sense for the place’s size and importance as we walk across the vast open area that leads to the entrance. It’s 20 RMB to enter and we’re feeling cheap, so we content ourselves with taking photos of the exterior and sneaking a few glances within.
The idea of paying to enter a religious establishment just seems alien to me.
Much of Kashgar’s old urban sprawl has been cleared away in the name of progress, but some of the ‘Old Town’ still exists around the mosque. The government have begun charging up to 30RMB to explore the historic sprawl of slums and markets, but we duck down a back alley and find ourselves immersed in another time and place soon enough.
Traditional carpets and scarves for sale in old town
The paved roads give way to dusty alleys of packed earth. Cars are a rarity here, replaced instead by bikes and carts. The buildings here are squat, unattractive things. The doors are rotten and it seems unlikely that their rooves could keep out the rain. Stalls choke the road and bring even foot traffic to a near standstill. We are jostled from all sides.
A quiet street in Kashgar’s old town
It is here that we brave our first street food in Kashgar, rewarding our empty stomachs with some ‘baotze’ (steamed bread wrapped around meat or vegetables). These ones are ostensibly full of lamb, but at 1RMB apiece, we’re not surprised to find mostly fat and gristle inside. All around us the churning mass of humanity goes about its business. People buy freshly slaughtered sheep and goat right off of the hook while kids rush about chasing one another. Old men smoke and gossip while over-zealous hawkers try to win us over with their few words of English.
A pilaf vendor in Kashgar’s old town district
The further into the mess we progress, the further back in time we go. Gone are the cheap electronics and gawdy bawbles – replaced instead with hand-made clothing and food of all varieties. We are experiencing the bazaar on a small scale and it is dizzying.
The locals gawk openly at us. Some even stop us and ask us to take their photos.
This local asked me to take his photo. He then offered me a cigarette.Slums in Kashgar’s old town
I could spend hours wandering those twisting streets and dark alleys, but our stomachs are not satisfied with half-finished food and neither of us feels quite ready to brave anything more exotic just yet. Knowing the bazaar is not going anywhere, we head back towards the real world.
Delicious Kashgar
Kashgar is quickly catching up with the rest of China. What was once a massive sprawl of slums and markets has gradually been replaced with glittering apartment blocks and tacky malls. But there’s a certain relief to be felt when you emerge from the crowded alleys of the Old City and into something a little more familiar.
We spot a string of restaurants purporting to sell goat, but we’re disappointed when our requests are waved away and we’re informed that all three restaurants only sell a traditional mix of lamb, vegetables, and noodles. Still, a meal of noodles and lamb sounds pretty appetizing and the tea (complimentary in every restaurant in China) is an amazingly fragrant blend we’ve not been able to find since.
The mix of noodles and lamb is a staple in Uighur cuisine
We spend an hour chatting and making a mess of our meal. The staff – all members of the same Uighur family – gather to watch us eat. They are not shy or subtle about us, and openly laugh and point when Kara spills noodles into her lap or I burn my mouth on the tea. It’s a good natured kind of amusement though and we’re happy to provide the entertainment.
We found this to be almost universal. Across the alley from our hotel is a Uighur restaurant called Ruslan. The family here are exceptionally welcoming and friendly.
On our first night in Kashgar we stepped inside and were immediately approached by a young boy and a slightly older teenage girl.
“Good evening,” the boy intones in an improbably deep voice. He sounds like Boris Karloff and looks something like Borat.
The girl doesn’t speak a word of English, but the grin on her face can’t be removed as she takes us each by an arm and leads us to a table. She excitedly chatters to us in Uighur as we try to make sense of a menu in two languages neither of us read.
“What do you like?” Kara asks in her limited Mandarin. The girl’s eyes light up!
She hastily points to a few items on the menu and we’re relieved that they aren’t the most expensive. We nod agreement and our feast is soon brought to us:
– Two bowls of goat milk yogurt served with sugar for taste
– A plate of unsalted peanuts
– Lamb with noodles
It’s an odd meal, but it’s damned good. The yogurt is freshly made and tastes delicious, and the lamb is of a better cut than we’d had so far in Kashgar. The girl – who never leaves our side – sits with head on her crossed arms and watches us with open admiration and wonder. She’s pretty and sassy and will doubtlessly break a few hearts when she is older.
Our second visit to the restaurant – made a few days later on our last night in Kashgar – is a family affair. Not only are Boris Karloff and his pretty sister in attendance, but we’re also waited on by a stunningly beautiful Uighur girl and what I can only assume was a gruff older brother.
We’ve done our research this time and order up some local delicacies (and more yogurt). Soon we’re battling through lamb kebabs, yogurt, and pilaf. Our final dish – the aptly named ‘Big Plate Chicken’ is a meal big enough to feed four men grown. Suffice to say, we barely make a dent in our meal.
Lamb kebabs are an ever present (and not particularly good) part of Uighur cuisineBig plate chicken is a delicious, spicy treat. My favorite Uighur dish.
The young boy with the deep voice drops by, looks at our 120RMB bill (around $20) and gasps openly. He shakes his head at our impulsive spending. That kind of money doesn’t get thrown around often.
We sit for two hours and barely eat anything. We shame-facedly ask for our meal to go and the girls hover over us with take-out containers while chattering away about how much food we ordered. The sassy girl goes so far as to snatch up a bit of food from my plate, grab my attention with her eyes, and then tuck it into her mouth.
She presses her finger to her lips to let us in on the secret.
The fabulous girls at Ruslan Uighur Cuisine in Kashgar
Before we leave we ask if we can take a photo with the staff. The entire family comes out – chef and all – and pose with us. They invite us to come back without ever speaking a word of English, and I’m left with a feeling of genuine sadness as we head back to our hotel. I daresay I’ll never set foot in that restaurant again, but I certainly hope others do. I’ve never been to a restaurant quite like it.
Western Kashgar
Kashgar is not without its Western conveniences. After returning from our trip down to Karakoram Highway with a bout of food poisoning, I am encouraged by our guide to eat only Western food. He directs me to the Karakoram Cafe where the WiFi is free and the food is familiar.
Over the course of our two visits there I get to chatting with the friendly Uighur men who work behind the counter. One of the dreams of studying hospitality management in Australia. He asks me countless questions about living and working in Australia while I eat my sandwich and suck down a banana smoothie.
On our second visit we share a Greek style lamb pizza washed down with locally brewed Xinjiang Beer. It’s not a bad drop.
Sinkiang beer ‘ain’t a bad drop
Elsewhere there are the supermarket chains and other Western conveniences, although we don’t spot a single KFC or McDonalds in our travels.
Our last day in Kashgar is a sedate affair. We seek out a lakeside park where we pay 10 RMB to ride a ferris wheel affording us a dizzying view of the city. The Old City stands out like an island in a sea of progress – its dour brown walls somehow beautiful when placed against a backdrop of glass towers and paved roads.
Kashgar’s old town as viewed from the ferris wheelThe ferris wheel in Kashgar affords a stunning view of the citySouth Lake in Kashgar is a popular spot with localsThe Mao statue in Kashgar is one of the last remaining in China
This is an area devoted to tourists. Cellphone stores and restaurants charging outlandish amounts cluster around the base of one of China’s last remaining statues to Chairman Mao. I pay one of them 150 RMB to fix my shattered iPhone screen and we sample a few flavourless local snacks that leave our memories even before we’ve swallowed.
Kashgar is an enchanting place. A gateway to the rugged, primarily nomadic expanse that lies before the Pakistan border with its towering peaks and endless sprawls of desert.
It is a comfortable base from which to launch all manner of expeditions – be they to the border, into the Taklimakan desert, or further afield to one of the so-called Oasis towns that dot the area.
I never quite feel at ease in the city, but I never feel unsafe either. It’s not a place that has adjusted to tourists just yet, and it’s all the more endearing for that. It truly is one of China’s last frontiers – a bastion of old nomadic life struggling to keep its head above a rising sea of bureaucracy and ‘progress’.
As always, when planning a trip to Xinjiang – your best resource is Far West China. This is an utterly fantastic blog packed full of handy info, tips, and stories about the entire region. Be warned, it is blocked by China’s firewall.
It’s been a few months now since I shared my (ever-growing) bucket list with the web. You may have noticed that I’ve made next to no progress on it – having checked off a lonesome one of two hundred and ninety since undertaking the project.
That’s right, folks. I paid a very attractive girl (although not solely thanks to nature, she was proud to inform me) to grind up in my face and was able to check off:
169 – Get a lap dance in a strip club.
That was on January 14th and I’ve made precious little progress since then. Incidentally, you can read all about it and my adventures in King’s Cross right here.
While my recent trip to Xinjiang in western China was undoubtedly a once in a lifetime experience, it didn’t check off a single bucket list item. A bit of a shame when you consider there are several China specific entries on the bucket list…
With the year almost half done, I’ll be hard pressed to reach my New Year’s resolution target of checking off no less than ten before the year is out. It’s a sorry state of affairs.
But never fear! A recent challenge from Ben at The Red Rucksack has put a fire under my ass and reminded me that life is too short to be wasted on marathon Civilization V sessions or sitting in the dark watching entire seasons of Community. The other 289 items on my bucket list aren’t going to check themselves off, and I’m not getting any younger.
My upcoming trip to the United States presents an excellent opportunity for me to put a real dent in my bucket list. Thanks to one particularly wonderful friend, I’ll be checking off more than a couple as we hit a few of the country’s more iconic cities and spots. Which ones? Allow me to present:
The US Trip Itinerary
Back in 2009 I traveled in the United States with my then girlfriend. Based out of beautiful Coeur d’Alene in northern Idaho; we spent time in Portland, Boise, Phoenix, Flagstaff, and Las Vegas as well as hitting the Grand Canyon and paying a visit to Silverwood amusement park. We caught Jason Mraz concert in Spokane, sampled clam chowder in Seaside, and ate our weight in greasy food at the Arizona State Fair.
This time around I’m aiming to hit a few new spots as well as catching up with friends in some old haunts.
I fly into Washington DC on June 30th where I’ll meet up with my friend whom I’ll be staying with for three weeks in Annapolis, Maryland. I’d be lying if I said there weren’t just a little romantic interest (okay, a lot) motivating my decision to spend three weeks in this particular corner of the country, but I’m excited to check it out and see the sights. It’s proximity to Philadelphia, New York, and DC don’t hurt it either.
Below is just a sample of the things we’ve got planned for my three weeks on the east coast.
Explore Annapolis, Baltimore, and their surrounds.
Hit up King’s Dominion and Six Flags.
Visit Philadelphia.
Celebrate the 4th of July.
Spend some time camping on the beach.
Visit Washington DC.
Spend a weekend in New York City.
Go to a Orioles baseball match.
There’ll hopefully be some romance in there as well, but I’ll get to that in a moment.
Once we’re done on the east coast, we’ve got two weeks to pack a lot of action in.
Brewfest in Portland, Oregon where I’ll catch up with my old friends Cody, Desiree, Fallon (my ex), Stacy, Caitlin, Adam, and Sarah.
Visiting friends in Seattle, Washington.
Two days at Disney Land in California.
We’re currently also debating between visiting Yosemite or visiting Colorado. Which would get your vote?
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We wrap it all up by cruising into Chicago in time to attend the wedding of my good friend’s Rob & Emily. That was actually the original purpose of the trip before it evolved into something much more costly. It will be a fitting end to our five week odyssey to spend it with some of my best friends from back in Australia.
The Bucket List
“But Chris, what does all of the above have to do with the bucket list?” I hear you cry.
Never fear, I’ve gone over the list with a fine toothed comb (and spotted a few duplicates that will need replacing) and selected the ones I could feasibly hope to fit into the above itinerary. Some of the… more ‘adult’ ones have the potential approval of my beautiful travel companion, while others are more wishful thinking on my part. I’ll let you decide which ones.
I have gone ahead and given them a rating out of 10 for likelihood. Feel free to suggest your own.
Romantic & Risque
1 – Kiss passionately in the pouring rain – 10/10 Weather permitting
2 – Get married in Vegas – 1/10 Not only does our itinerary not include Vegas, but my travel companion has vetoed the idea. Something about the sanctity of marriage.
10 – Have a threesome – 1/10 I’m looking for volunteers. Contact me if interested… >_>
16 – Take a pretty girl out to dinner and a show on Broadway – 10/10 Our New York weekend includes time for a romantic dinner and an evening showing of Wicked.
28 – Serenade somebody – 7/10 It’s not exactly one you plan for, but I could surprise somebody.
47 – Have a whirlwind romance on the road – 10/10 This whole trip tends towards a whirlwind romance. While I’m certainly hopeful there’s long term potential, I’m not going to be upset with five weeks of fun with a pretty girl.
63 – Go skinny dipping – 6/10 Another one I certainly haven’t planned for, but if a body of water presents itself…
97 – Have sex in a public place – 5/10 This really isn’t up to me. I’m shameless.
177 – Organise and execute a romantic picnic – 8/10 This one is entirely up to me. I’m thinking it might just happen.
178 – Have sex on the beach – 6/10 We’ll be on a beach at some point, so that’s half the battle. Now to convince the girl that the sand is worth it…
204 – Seduce a pretty girl from Maryland – 9.9/10 I don’t take anything as gospel, but the ‘girl from Maryland’ mentioned in the bucket list is the one I’m going to visit so I’ll be disappointed if this doesn’t happen.
249 – Make use of the ‘top sheet’ in a hostel – 5/10 Kudos to Mel from The Mellyboo Project for introducing me to the term. This is when you hang your top sheet from the bunk above to provide some privacy while you get frisky with a bunk-mate. There’ll probably be a hostel or two in our travels, but whether or not hanky-panky ensues is up to the other party. I’m always down.
263 – ‘Park’ and make out like a teenager – 10/10 I’ll consider myself a failure if this doesn’t happen on night #1.
264 – Get to ‘third base’ (or hit a home run) at a baseball field – 3/10 I’ve been told I’m more likely to be bat boy. Raspberries!
Feasible
5 – Climb a mountain – 7/10 There’s no mountain scheduled in, but how hard can it be to find one? Bring on Mount Hood!
88 – Visit the 10 biggest theme parks in the world – 10/10 (See below) I obviously can’t check off all of them, but a visit to Disney Land should knock one off of the list.
114 – Attend a 4th of July BBQ on a lake – 6/10 There’ll most definitely be 4th of July celebrations during my visit, but no guarantees there’ll be a BBQ or a lake involved.
166 – Spend a day at the baseball – 9/10 It’s not technically a day (the Orioles play a night game), but I’ll count it.
184 – See Killer Whales in the wild – 5/10 I’m told you can see Orca whales in the wild not far from Seattle, but time and cost may stop this from happening.
266 – Attend a traditional American kegger – 8/10 I’ll be relying on my friends in the US to make this dream come true. I’ll gladly pitch in for the keg, I promise.
270 – see some live jazz where it all started in Chicago – 8/10 We’re flying in to Chicago a day or two early just so we can make this one happen.
271 – Visit all of the Disney theme parks – 10/10 Disney Land is on the itinerary, so I can check off my first Disney park.
272 – Eat a Philly cheese steak in Philadelphia – 10/10 We’re going to Philadelphia on a Tuesday evening just to make this happen.
273 – Eat blue crab in Maryland – 10/10 As if I’d spend three weeks in Maryland and not do this.
289 – Jump into a fountain fully clothed – 9/10 Just try and stop me!
Long Shots
116 – Run a race on every inhabited continent – 2/10 I’m not sure my schedule allows time for a race, but it would be good if North America could join Australia on a pretty lonely list.
127 – Spend a weekend on a country estate – 1/10 There are probably country estates we could visit, but it seems unlikely we’ll find the time or the money to make it happen.
143 – Lick the Liberty Belly – 0/10 My friend tells me this is impossible. Why would How I Met Your Mother lie to me?
214 – Scuba dive on every continent – 1/10 I’d love to fit in a dive while I’m in North America, but cost and time again work against me.
There are a few other US-centric ones on the list, but I’ve had to exclude them due to not visiting those places or the festivals in question not taking place while I’m there. I think the above list is (a little sexy heavy) pretty doable. If I can check off all of the feasible and romantic ones, I’ll be well past my original goal of managing ten in a year.
One of the first things that any traveler should learn is the importance of planning ahead. This should be obvious to anybody who has ever taken a vacation, yet somehow it eluded me when it came time to board the plane for Urumqi in far-western China for a week of exploring one of China’s last real frontiers.
Despite having made the decision to visit Xinjiang almost a month in advance and having tickets booked and paid for, it somehow came to be 10am on the day of our departure and I’d yet to so much as fold a t-shirt or locate my passport. Coupled with a wild night of drinking that featured tequila shots, an hour long walk in the pouring rain, and entirely too much lamb at a pricey teppanyaki joint – it’s fair to say there was a bit of a mad dash to get everything prepared.
About as much effort as I put into planning my Xinjiang trip
As if my frantic cramming of clothes into a backpack and debate over whether my laptop or iPad should accompany me weren’t enough, I was painfully aware that we’d so far failed to book accommodation for our first night in Urumqi or sit down to work out a single facet of our trip beyond its return leg. Hardly the level of organisation you would expect from somebody whose been to a few rodeos in the past.
So, what follows is probably not a fair assessment of Urumqi – arguably Xinjiang’s most cosmopolitan city and it’s gateway to the more untamed frontiers. In fact, it’s more of a cautionary tale. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Touchdown
Getting to Xinjiang was surprisingly painless. China Southern Airlines are not near the horrendous service that China Eastern Airlines are, and we covered the five and a half hours to Xinjiang in relative comfort. The only hiccup was an unannounced layover in an airport that seemed to exist solely to service layovers. It was surrounded on all sides by desert and little else.
Oh yeah, there was this hat too
With bellies full of tolerable airline food and packs heavy on our shoulders, Kara and I made our first rookie mistake of the journey – we jumped in the cab of a guy who enthusiastically rushed up to us the moment we’d stepped out of the airport. One hundred RMB (roughly $14) later, we were deposited out front of the City Hotel. We would later learn that 40 RMB was a far fairer price.
Full of confidence we waltzed up the stairs and asked for a room. We were told it would be 350 RMB – about 200 RMB more than we’d been hoping to pay for a room. In hindsight, we’d have saved ourselves a lot of trouble if we’d just accepted it.
But it was only 10pm and we were determined to land ourselves the best possible deal, so we set off in search of one of the many Super 8 hotels that we had read the city had. After wandering aimlessly down a few darkened streets and seeing nothing remotely resembling a hotel, we started showing locals a photo of the Far West China website’s accommodation screen in hopes they’d recognize one of the addresses. They didn’t.
Some pointed helpfully but it amounted to naught, and by 11pm we were still no closer to finding a room. Standing by a quiet bus stop, we spotted a pair of pretty Chinese girls and I nudged Kara (with her superior grasp of Mandarin) in their direction. Thankfully the pair spoke a little English, so between that and Kara’s halting Mandarin we were able to discern that the Super 8 was not only far away – but also more expensive than the last place.
“But if you trust me,” the prettier of the two girls said, “I can take you to the hotel in a cab”.
Her friend didn’t seem overjoyed by this, but soon enough we were piling into a cab and being taken to the Home Inn – part of a chain of budget hotels. I offered to pay for the cab ride but the girl waved away my offer and departed with a smile – the first of many acts of hospitality that endeared the region to me.
The Home Inn... would not be our home
But if we’d expected the Home Inn to be our resting place, we were sadly mistaken.
“No vacancy,” the girl at the counter informed us apologetically. Seeing our dismay, she snatched up one of the hotel business cards and began calling their other Urumqi locations.
No luck.
“Do you have Wi-Fi?” Kara asked hopefully. The girl nodded and directed us to a couch already crowded with others seeking a reprieve from the cool night air.
My iPad had only 5% battery, so we began frantically searching for other hotel options. Kara’s ever present notebook was soon full of scribbled hotel names and we were off again. It was now after midnight.
The hotels we passed were all upscale business hotels. We disregarded the majority of them but eventually caved in at the Honsghan New Century Suites Business Hotel. Stepping through its huge double doors we gulped. Marble floors, chandeliers overhead, and clocks from around the world on the wall above reception. Yeah, we couldn’t afford this place.
“We need a room?” Kara asked hopefully.
The girl quickly shot back a price of 450 RMB.
“300?” Kara queried.
The man next to her, perhaps sensing our desperation, whispered something.
“330” the girl offered. We gratefully handed over the money and a 500 RMB deposit (deposits at hotels are standard across Xinjiang) and were soon directed up to our room.
It was 2am and we would have been happy with a warm, sheltered corner at this point – so our near luxury room was a welcome sight after some four hours of roaming the increasingly chilly streets of Urumqi. Even the sight of a single double bed didn’t dishearten us. We were soon snoring atop the covers, grateful that our lack of preparation hadn’t meant a night sleeping in the streets.
Worst Tour Ever
The next day saw us up bright and early ready to tackle one of Urumqi’s iconic spots. Would we visit one of the many mosques or museums in the city? Or would we venture further afield with a day trip out to the Heavenly Lake? Something much less inspiring.
We stopped off at the hotel’s tour desk to book our flights to Kashgar for the following morning and then decided that our next move should be finding a cheaper hotel for the night to come. We returned to the Home Inn and again found it full, but this time the attendant was able to direct us to one of their other locations and we were soon checked into a humble enough room overlooking a litter strewn street.
Delicious savory bread snack packed with meat, spices, and vegetables.
Somewhat buoyed by our successes, we ventured out in search of food and fun. We found food in the form of wonton soup and some savory breads and also snatched up a big bag of dried peaches (as well as some regrettable dried ginger) to take with us on our exploration of Urumqi. But if we’d expected our unplanned walk to reap fascinating dividends, we were sadly disappointed.
Markets like this catered to all of our snacking needs
After blundering through a crowded home-wares market that didn’t offer much in the way of charm, we were soon walking through a clearly industrial portion of the city taking photos of tin sheds and rotting couches in alleys. Urumqi – like much of Xinjiang – is rapidly growing and catching up with the rest of China, so we saw more construction sites than anything else.
A rotten couch in an Urumqi back alleyA breathtaking vista of welding sheds in scenic Urumqi
Soon enough we spotted a park and decided it was as good a place as any to stop for a while. Its balding green-brown hills weren’t particularly inspiring, so we perched on a low wall underneath a vaguely phallic sculpture and watched kite-fliers while we vowed that our time in Kashgar would not be nearly as boring.
A rainbow phallus. Every city should have one.Kites soaring over the Urumqi skyline
Kara – a former cheerleader – showed off some of her moves before encouraging me to turn my first cartwheel since I scored a double past my brother in under 18s high school soccer.
That brush with silliness done, it was time to head back to a hotel we had no idea how to find. But the sun was bright and the day had a few hours left in it, so we embarked on a lengthy walk in the vague direction we imagined our hotel to be in.
What we found was a dense commercial area and – stomach’s rumbling – ventured into a mall in search of something edible. We didn’t find food, but did find a whole level of the mall dedicated to obnoxiously loud arcade games and play areas for children.
Kara right at home with other ridiculously short peopleI was asked not to take this photo. Probably because the attraction isn't licensed.
But Kara did eventually lead us back to our hotel where, exhausted from the world’s most underwhelming tour and knowing we had an 8am flight to catch, we decided to call it a day.
But not before recording a special bonus edition of Test Drive for you guys!
Not All Bad
We did return to Urumqi for the final day of our trip. While we didn’t manage to take in any of its tourist sites, we did find a few glimmers of light in what proved to be a very disappointing city for us.
And, again, that can be laid solely at our feet for not being adequately prepared.
But special mention needs to go to the Maitian International Youth Hostel for being probably the nicest place we stayed while in Xinjiang (and the cheapest) and to the inexplicably awesome Texas Cafe in downtown Urumqi.
The former – our home for a single night before returning to Nanjing – not only had WiFi (a rare commodity in Xinjiang) but also had a nicer room than any of the supposed business hotels we stayed in.
And the latter? What can I say about the Texas Cafe? The proprietor, a grizzled Texan with almost half a century of work in the industry to his name, runs a bloody nice establishment. We’re talking great food, fantastic country music, and a really comfortable vibe.
We spent a good two hours indulging our inner fat boy with chocolate milkshakes, cheesy bean quesadillas, and some truly decadent brownies dripping with ice cream. Sweet Lord, I had a food boner.
I cannot recommend the Texas Cafe highly enough. If you are in Urumqi and in need of Western food – seek this place out. It is, hands down, the best foreigner bar I’ve encountered in my four years living abroad. That’s including my time in South Korea. That it’s tucked away in such an isolated corner of China is a real shame.
What to do in Urumqi
What you’ve read is a veritable how not to do Urumqi guide, but the city is not one without its charms. Most travel guides and websites will recommend that you check out one of the many museums in the city. The pick of the lot are said to be the Xinjiang Uygur Regional Museum and the Xinjiang Silk Road Museum. For those interested in the history of this isolated corner of the world, they’d be a must.
Nearby attractions such as the picturesque Heavenly Lake and the Number One Glacier are a good way to get out of the city without going too far afield.
If you’ve got any of your own Urumqi experiences to share, I’d love to hear them. Hopefully your own trip was a little less ‘meh’ than my own.
There’s something wonderfully serene about the gentle lap of water against the hull of a boat and the way the wind tussles your hair as a boat cuts through the water. While these days the roads and the skies have become our main modes of transportation, it wasn’t so long ago that the waterways of the world were a prime way from getting from point A to point B.
These days river cruises are luxuries best enjoyed while on holiday, and there’s no shortage of rivers to explore or companies offering to take you out on the water. While hitching a ride upriver might not be the fastest or most cost efficient way to travel, it does provide one hell of an experience as well as letting you see a country from an entirely different angle.
To that end, and fully aware that the heat of summer will soon make a cool breeze on the water a Godsend, I’ve put together a list of five iconic river cruises I’d love to do before I check out.
Honorable Mention – The Yangtze River, China
Unlucky to miss out is China’s Yangtze River, which is odd when you consider it’s the cruise I’m mostly likely to make out of the ones on this list. The third longest river in the world, the Yangtze starts in China’s Qingai province and winds its way through ten others before emerging into the Yellow Sea in Shanghai. When you consider the sheer size of China and the geographic diversity that exists in the country, you get an idea of just what an epic journey a Yangtze River cruise could be.
A boat cruses under the Wanxian Bridge on the Yangtze River. Photo from Fotopedia.
With stretches passing through regions such as Tibet, the legendary Three Gorges, and a number of towns – both inhabited and abandoned – a cruise along the Yangtze can be catered to whatever interests you might have: be those historical, natural, or cultural.
Cruises typically last somewhere between 4 and 16 days and offer a range of prices (the most expensive being 1600 RMB for a private cabin, which is a steal). Meals and shore trips are often included, so shop around for the best fit for your budget and interests.
#5 – Mekong River, South-East Asia
A river surrounded in mystery and with countless stories to tell, the Mekong finds its origins in China but is most certainly more associated with the steamy tropics of South East Asia. Long has the Mekong been the lifeblood of trade and day to day life in the nations of Vietnam, Thailand, and Cambodia – and it’s no surprise that a bustling river trade still exists both on its shores and in its waters.
The chance to see life as the locals live it is a real lure for me when it comes to the Mekong river, but there’s also no shortage of cultural wonders to take in or beautiful scenery to photograph. Still very much a treacherous waterway, the Mekong also boasts waterfalls and canyons and rapids to get hearts pumping.
The river holds an almost mythic quality, and I look forward to someday lazily batting at mosquitoes as I sip a cold Singha after a long day of exploring riverside markets or snapping photos of curious wildlife.
#4 – The Mississippi River, USA
The glory days of paddle boat steamers may be well behind them, but there’s still a great deal of charm to be found in a lazy crawl down the mighty Mississippi River in the southern United States.
A boat sails lazily along the Mississippi River. Photo from Fotopedia.
Unlike the other rivers on the list, the Mississippi doesn’t offer quite the variety when it comes to cruise companies – but those that exist do offer a variety of options ranging from themed day trips to several night journeys. All of the cliches of riverboat travel are there for the taking – decadent food, raucous music, and the laid back pace that seems synonymous with the American south.
Weighing in quite a bit cheaper than the Chinese or South East Asian tours, a Mississippi river cruise might just make it on my upcoming US itinerary…
#3 – The Danube, Europe
Everything is more expensive in Europe, and that certainly seems true of cruising one of Europe’s most famous rivers. But if you’re looking to travel in the lap of luxury while taking on some of Europe’s most famous sights, a river cruise along the Danube can’t really be beaten.
There is an abundance of options when it comes to selecting a cruise along the Danube, with many bundling in several days stay in cities along the way as well. Prices vary from as low as $1000 for a trip to upwards of $4,000 depending on where you look. You’ll be sipping fine wine and dining on fine food as you go, though, so it’s an indulgence that will garner countless fond memories and fun tales to share down the line.
Viking Cruises, in particular, has a number of cruise specials worth looking at; including some fly cruise deals that discount the cost of your flight to Europe if you’re going to be taking one of their tours. Not a bad way to see Europe at all.
#2 – The Amazon, South America
Meandering through the heart of the largest forest in the world, the Amazon really is one of the last frontiers. As you can imagine, cruises along the Amazon aren’t so much about high-flying decadence or cities along the way, as wildlife takes center stage. The biodiversity on display in the Amazon is second to none and large stretches of the river are still undeveloped, allowing tourists an opportunity to see the mysterious jungle in all of its foreboding glory.
Being the second longest river in the world, there’s plenty of options when it comes to starting and finishing locations. Bolivia, Peru, Colombia, and Brazil all have cruises companies – so if you’re likely to be in South America and want to try the cruise, don’t forget to shop around the various countries.
#1 – The Nile, Africa
It really had to be #1. It’s not just that the Nile is the longest river in the world, or even that it makes its way through the stunning scenery of Egypt, either; it’s the fact that the Nile is more seeped in history than any other river I can imagine. It was (and still is) the lifeblood of such a huge part of Africa. What stories must have unfolded on the reed lined shores of the Nile? How many broken hearts, shattered dreams, and moments of triumph?
Probably best not to book a cruise over the Blue Nile Falls though...
The lion’s share of boats are Egyptian and they are graded from the pricey (and fancy) five stars right down to what I can only assume is a rusted dingy with zero stars. That gives you plenty of flexibility budget wise, and should let you dictate the style of trip you want. Do you want to eat caviar as you coast? Or see a hippo or crocodile up close and personal as your boat lists dangerously to the left?*
*I sincerely doubt any tourist boat is actually like this, but it’s a fun image.
Your Dream Cruises
There’s no shortage of rivers out there to cruise, so which would you add to the above list? Already done a river cruise? I’d love to hear more about it!