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8 Beautiful Places to Visit in Indonesia (That Aren’t Bali)

First Impressions of Indonesia

Like most Aussies, I grew up with one image of Indonesia standing out above all others.

The image of singlet wearing, fake tanned, drunk Aussie blokes and shielas drinking, fucking, and generally carrying on like the assholes they are someplace that would have been beautiful if not for their presence.

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Woo! We’re assholes! Photo courtesy of Cameron Webb.

Bali, like Cancun to Americans or Ibiza to the British, became synonymous with everything wrong with travel: hedonism, ethnocentrism, disrespect for local culture, and disregard for the lasting impact their two week escape from otherwise drab lives left behind.

In tourism studies, Bali had reached what is described as oversaturation, a precursor to what the Butler Sequence refers to as ‘decline’.

In less wanky terms – due to having too many assholes, Bali had been covered in shit.

Defending Bali

Of course, this isn’t to say Bali is an unmitigated shitstorm or even a lost cause.

Those who get away from the main tourist drag still have great things to say about the island, and my own (brief) time there was far from the scenes from Bangla Road in Phuket that more closely resembled the last days of fabled Sodom.

I don’t want to give the impression that I think Bali is awful (it isn’t) or that everybody going there is an unforgiveable asshole (they aren’t).

Instead, I thought I’d instead highlight places in Indonesia that I think are more deserving of your time, money, and – most importantly – respect & admiration.

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Bali sure as hell ‘ain’t without its charms. Image courtesy of Kal Lehmann.

8 Beautiful Places to Visit in Indonesia (That Aren’t Bali)

#8 – East Java

A sparsely populated volcanic playground, the sweeping landscapes and isolation of East Java are at odds with Indonesia’s reputation as a bustling, often overcrowded nation.

It’s a region of towering peaks, brooding volcanoes, and sweeps of isolated jungle perfect for the adventurous.

Highlights include Mt. Bromo (an active volcano), crater lakes such as Kawah Ijen, and gaping craters such as Ijen; but the cities of the region are no less developed and charming than their larger counterparts.

It’s definitely an adventurer’s playground, but there’s a little something for everybody.

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Image courtesy of Andrey Samsonov.

#7 – Raja Ampat

Located close to Papua New Guinea, Raja Ampat (Four Kings) is like something out of a travel postcard. Islands of rock and tropical green cut dramatic figures as they jut out of turquoise waters to stab at cerulean skies, boats skim across the calm waters like water bugs, and locals mix warm smiles with looks of mistrust that come with being a bit off the beaten path.

A long trek from the more popular tourist spots, Raja Ampat’s isolation acts as both a deterrent to the less adventurous and a lure to those of us who could use a break from fellow travelers.

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Found him! Raja Ampat is especially popular with scuba divers. Image courtesy of Tony Shih.

Even its individual islands aren’t clustered close together like in ‘other’ tropical paradises, and it’s the kind of place where western mod-cons aren’t going to be found in abundance (if at all).

This isn’t a place for clubbing or catching up on your work, but if you like the beach, diving, and being off the grid for a while, it might just be what you’re looking for.

Interested? A Travellers’ Journey has a pretty brilliant guide to Raja Ampat.

#6 – Jakarta

The Indonesian capital often gets a bad wrap due to its sprawling size, ball-sweaty heat, and persistent chaos. It is the prototypical South-East Asian city – a noisy, dirty mish-mash of western and eastern idealogies crashing into one another with all the subtlety of a head-on collision.

It’s sometimes described as being like Bangkok, albeit a diluted version of that charming city that terrifies at first glance but ultimately wins you over.

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Like many cities, Jakarta looks a damn side better at night. Image courtesy of Thrillseekr.

It might not have the natural beauty of other Indonesian spots or the cultural draw of some other Southeast Asian cities, but for those who have not experienced this kind of chaos before – it’s an experience.

Titillated? Travel Lush highlights here nine things to do in Jakarta.

#5 – The Gili Islands

They’re technically part of Lombok, but the Gili Islands are something of a ‘new Bali’. They’re the laid back Koh Tao to Koh Phangan’s more debauched, hedonism.

Gili Air, Gili Meno, and Gili Trawangan (known to backpackers as Gili Tralala) have the white sand and crystal clear waters that come to mind when imagining paradise, but without the level of development that has spoiled places like Bali and Thailand’s Koh Phi Phi.

Gili Trawangan is hardly a secret, with many backpackers already big fans of the island’s beauty and nightlife, so if you’re looking for the Bali experience without the potential Bali hepatitis, consider the Gili Islands.

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Tell me that this doesn’t look pretty bloody tempting. Image courtesy of Walter Wilhelm.

Curious? Read Jones Around the World’s very good Backpacker’s Guide to Gili.

#4 – Sumatra

If you’re looking for a walk on the wilder side of Indonesia, the archipelago’s largest island is the place for you.

Sumatra is not only the place to go in Indonesia to see orangutans in the wild, but it’s also one of the last places on earth where you’ll find the Sumatran tiger in the wild. While you’re unlikely to spot tigers in your travels, orangutan hikes in Bukit Lawang all but guarantee you’ll see these orange primates in their natural habitat.

Scuba divers are spoiled for choice in the islands and atolls that surround Sumatra, with Pulau Weh in the region’s north considered one of the absolute best places on earth for scuba diving.

Wanting to relax? Lake Toba is the world’s largest caldera lake and the island of Samosir at its heart has become synonymous with peaceful escapes. While the serene island paradise experienced its heyday in the 80s, it’s still every bit as peaceful and charming as it once was. Perhaps even more so.

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Image courtesy of Holmes Nalnggolan.

#3 – Yogyakarta

The gateway to famous historic sites and architectural wonders like Borobudur and Prambanan, Yogyakarta is one of Indonesia’s most popular tourist destinations.

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Borobudur at sunrise. Wow. Image courtesy of Justine Hong.

They certainly aren’t the only sites of religious or historic significance, and it can prove overwhelming trying to figure out just what to see and experience while in the city.

A place where Indonesia’s rich history and culture can be explored in a more intimate and sedate way, Yogyakarta also benefits from its history as both a sultanate and a former Dutch colony, creating an intriguing fusion that you don’t see everywhere in Indonesia.

Keen? Robert from Leave Your Daily Hell explains how best to spend three days in Yogyakarta.

#2 – Lombok

The next island over from more crowded and well-known Bali, Lombok is a slightly drier but no less impressive island of beaches, tropical forests, and cultural adventures.

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Jones Around the World, myself, and Tiki Touring Kiwi braved the water and gave a barbaric yawp in celebration. Photo courtesy of Jones Around the World.

My favourite element of Lombok was undoubtedly its waterfalls and mountains, which were a nice break from the crowds in Bali and the inevitable presence of enterprising kids that line the beaches trying to sell you bananas, coconuts, and scarves.

While tourism is big business here, and Sengiggi certainly reflects this, it still feels like you’re in another country with its own unique personality and customs. Close to Bali in proximity, but not in tackiness.

Intrigued? Read about my time exploring Lombok’s waterfalls.

#1 – Komodo Islands

My overnight live-aboard and day spent alternating between potentially man-eating dinosaurs and amazingly warm, clear waters for snorkeling above colourful reefs remains one of my favourite travel memories.

We packed a fridge full of beers (although not nearly enough, as we’d learn at 10pm), leaped off the crow’s nest into the water, snapped photos of the sunset, chased after exotic fish, fretted over the affects of menstruation on a Komodo Dragon’s appetite, played stupid drinking games, gasped at skies filled with bats and lightning, and finally fell asleep to the distant rumble of thunder.

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“The dragons can smell the menstruation”. “Now you’re putting the whole station in jeopardy!”. Image courtesy of Jeffrey Manzini.

It was the kind of night that comes to epitomise why it is I love travel, and it was made possible by this chain of fascinating, largely uninhabited islands that look barren but foster some of the most unusual life you’ll ever see.

If somebody were to ask me, “Why should I go to Indonesia”, the Komodo Islands would be my single, emphatic answer. They’re something every traveler should aspire to seeing.

Interest piqued? Read The Freedom Travellers’ tale about our time sailing Komodo National Park.

 

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Your Say

What are your favourite spots in Indonesia?

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Getting Drunk in the Sun on a San Diego Wine Tour

Why I Love Wine Tours

It’s hard to believe I used to look at people doing wine tours as pretentious wankers too busy rambling about ‘nose’ and ‘undertones’ to be having a good time.

When a friend would wave away an ice cold beer in favour of a glass of red or white at a party, I’d immediately draw a hipster beard, thick-framed glasses, and a speech bubble full of ‘cruelty free, grass-fed’ hippie bullshit above their heads.

I’d immediately draw a hipster beard, thick-framed glasses, and a speech bubble full of ‘cruelty free, grass-fed’ hippie bullshit above their heads.

When I finally lost my wine virginity with a wine tour in Broke, I learned that wine isn’t just about smug yuppies using as many adjectives as possible to describe something that tastes like grapes.

Far from it! Wine became instantly accessible as soon as I was given permission to just enjoy it rather than waxing lyrical about it.

Since then, I’ve begun to really look forward to wine tours.

In fact, as much fun as a good pub crawl can be, I’ve actually come to prefer wine tours.

They combine two things I love more than (almost) anything: drinking alcohol and being outdoors in photogenic locations.

So, when San Diego Beer & Wine Tours generously offered to get me drunk in beautiful San Diego wine country, I couldn’t exactly say no.

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What’s not to love about drinking good wine with a view like this? Image property of Aussie on the Road.

A San Diego Wine Tour

SD Beer & Wine Tours invited me on their chauffeured San Diego Wine Country tour, which included visits to three cellar doors as well as a decadent lunch at one of the vineyards.

While not a private tour, it was a small group, which is perfect for me. Just enough people for some socializing (drinking alone isn’t my thing) without being so many that they need a Chinese lady out front with a flag that matches the mandatory baseball caps everybody is wearing.

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Vineyards look decidedly less impressive when the leaves and grapes are all off… Image property of Aussie on the Road.

Our driver & guide, a vivacious local lass with a love of travel, made up for our awkward (sober) silences en route to the first venue, where a little liquid courage made for adequate social lubrication.

For the remainder of the journey, it was near impossible to get myself, Hogg, and the Minnesotan couple to shut up.

The day devolved into a blur of delicious wines, gorgeous landscapes, shots of lobster bisque, a lunch so generous that we turned down dessert, and just a little sunburn on my bald dome.

The day devolved into a blur of delicious wines, gorgeous landscapes, and just a little sunburn…

I could bore you with a blow by blow of our every stop and my notes on the wines, but that’s just the kind of unabashed wankery that kept me away from wine tours until I was 30.

Let’s just say that we ate, drank, and got more than a little merry, and I’ll share a few pics and highlights, eh?

Bernardo Winery

Bernardo Winery felt like your prototypical winery – sculpted gardens, boutique stores I could never afford to shop at, and all the trappings of the classy vineyards I was always too daunted to visit.

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Bernardo Winery was certainly photogenic. Image property of Aussie on the Road.

That said, one or two glasses of wine later, I was feeling plenty comfortable despite my poor decision to wear jeans on a 32C day.

We sat down to a sumptuous three course dinner that included such decadence as lobster bisque shots, wandered the grounds to check out the various galleries and boutiques on site, and even got to enjoy complimentary chocolate and wine pairings at the chocolatier.

I promise, I won’t use the words ‘sumptuous’ or ‘chocolatier’ again. I feel pretentious just typing them. 

They’re fitting in this context. I’m certain I wasn’t the only one who got just a little turned on while eating.

I’m pretty sure Hogg even tried to play footsie with me under the table.

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Image courtesy of Savoring the Sweet Life care of Bernardo Winery.

Orfila Winery

Orfila Winery was far more my speed.

A big warehouse style building, a shady spot to sit overlooking a beautiful stretch of vineyard, and ample time for us to sink a bunch of wines.

It’s about this stage in the day that I went from ‘pretending to know stuff about wine’ to ‘being absolutely enamored of wine’.

This was my kind of winery: nature, good wine, and none of the tacky trappings that scream “you can’t afford to drink here”.

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It was at this stage that I got a little artistic with my wine. Image property of Aussie on the Road.

Carruth Cellars

By the time we got into Carruth Cellars, which is a trendy urban wine bar, I wore a pleasantly warm buzz. The conversation was flowing, the wine was good, and the dessert & cheese platter was being demolished.

Carruth is a cellar door for a true rookie. It’s urban, it’s a bit grungy, and the staff are young and, I’m not going to lie, disarmingly attractive. 

There’s a joke to be made about full-bodied here, but by the time we got to Carruth, Hogg and I were both too inebriated to put it together.

This isn’t to say that the wine was not good or the staff not knowledgeable, just that it felt far more like a local bar than it did a daunting vineyard where you’d be expected to sniff, swill, and spit out your wine.

I never spit out wine.

~Fin~

By 8pm, we’d been dropped back off at our hotel. Buzzed and just a little sunstruck, the over-arching feeling was one of contentment.

It’s hard to have a bad time when you’re drinking good wine out amidst nature, but to say that doesn’t give adequate credit to San Diego Beer & Wine Tours. From pick-up to drop-off, we were well taken care of.

The vineyard selections were on point, we were given enough time at each stop to really soak it in, and the meals (lunch at Bernardo and a cheese platter at Carruth) kept us from getting falling down drunk.

I’d totally do it all over again.

My tour with San Diego Beer & Wine Tours was provided free of charge, but the words & opinions are my own. When somebody takes me on a bad wine tour, you’ll hear about it.

Your Say

Have you been on any wine tours in your travels? Where was your favourite?

 

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Top 10 Countries I Want to Visit – 2016 Edition

Is it June already?

Really?

It seems like not so long ago that I was ringing in the New Year with my brothers and a few friends at a Glen Innes house party.

Seems like only yesterday I was nervously sitting in my San Francisco hostel ahead of the five week Great US Road Trip.

Not that long ago I was headed off to Singapore to give the place a second chance.

Yet here I sit, six months into the year, in my tiny Nanjing apartment preparing for what looks to be a busy second half to 2016.

While much of that seems to be set in stone now, such as my upcoming trips to Taiwan, South Korea, and Tanzania, a boy can dream, right?

What follows isn’t likely to teach you much. Consider it a bit of self-involved masturbation on my part.

You’re welcome to watch.

Top 10 Countries I Want to Visit in 2016 – 2016 Edition

If you’re bored beyond mortal comprehension, you can read the previous editions below:

Enough hindsight! On with the show!

#10 – Spain

It seems like a lot of my friends are currently tackling the Camino de Santiago, and I’m not going to lie: it’s inspired me to want to take on the iconic pilgrimage for myself.

While the walk has a great many routes covering a number of countries (and even another continent), the ultimate goal is Santiago de Compostela in northwestern Spain.

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Image courtesy of Francisco Martins.

It may not look it when you first see me, but I absolutely love to walk, and my favourite way to see a city/country is to wander it on foot with a tune in one ear and my eyes soaking it all in. Whether it’s a walk between villages back in Australia or wandering my neighbourhood here in China, I just love to take in a place at a slow pace and with the freedom to stop and start as I please.

So, Spain makes the list by virtue of my desire to take the walk that ultimately ends there, but it’s not its only reason for inclusion. Spanish food, Spanish women, and the country’s legendary festivals all make it one I’m dying to get to.

#9 – Malaysia

Malaysian food has been something I’ve developed a massive affinity for as I’ve travelled across Asia. With Malaysian inspired curries and dishes being such a staple in both Indonesian and Singaporean cuisine, I’ve begun to slowly fall in love with Malaysia from afar.

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Image courtesy of Is Azfar Ahmad

The opportunity to eat my way around the country isn’t its only appeal. The colonial architecture, the opportunity to explore Malaysian Borneo, and the world-class scuba diving to be found off the coast are all huge checks in the pros column for Malaysia.

#8 – Taiwan

The only one on this list that I am guaranteed to visit in the foreseeable future, its inclusion is also likely to irritate Chinese readers who cling to the very,very, very wrong notion that Taiwan is part of their China.

I’m headed to the other China early next month to spend two weeks exploring its national parks, cities, and historic sites and I cannot wait. I’ve heard such good things about Kenting Beach, Taroko Gorge, Taipei, Kaohsiung, and even little Jiufen – the village that inspired one of my favourite movies, Spirited Away.

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Image courtesy of Wei-Te Tong

I’ll talk more about my upcoming Taiwan trip soon, but suffice to say – I’m f***ing excited!

#7 – Cuba

While I’m not on the ‘see it before tourism ruins it’ bandwagon, I do want to see Cuba while it is still largely free of the trappings of tourism success: fast food joints, plastic luxury accommodations, and crowds of obnoxious tourists.

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Image courtesy of Nick Kenrick.

I’ve had a lot of friends visit the colourful, beautiful nation in recent months as it opens itself up to international tourism a bit more. It seems like nobody was going there until the US embargo was lifted, which seems odd given it was always an option for most of us.

Either way, I’d love to check out Cuba and then bounce to a few of the other beautiful island nations nearby.

#6 – Ethiopia

This year’s sole African entrant is a potential stop on my November trip to Africa, and I’m really excited to see a different side of Africa.

I’ll never get tired of going on safaris and exploring countries such as Uganda and Tanzania, but Ethiopia’s rich history and unique landscapes make it unlike anything I’ve seen so far in my travels.

As a lapsed Christian, I’m also excited to see some of its ancient churches and monuments.

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Image courtesy of SarahTz

#5 – Italy

Where do I even start with Italy? The food? The history? The culture? The beautiful landscapes? The wine?

Shit, let’s just say I want to have my way with Italy over several months and leave it at that.

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Image courtesy of Renate Dodell.

#4 – Vietnam

My good friend Byron from Byron & His Backpacks recently relocated to Vietnam to renew his love affair with teaching in Asia, and it’s given me added motivation to visit this popular Southeast Asian destination and experience it for myself.

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Image courtesy of Ronan Crowley

His recent posts about how cheap, delicious, and amazing his life is have done Vietnam’s chances no harm, and I was already pretty keen to relax on its beaches, cruise the Mekong, and bike my way up and down the whole place.

Now I just need to develop an affection for this pho nonsense everybody seems to like.

#3 – Mongolia

 

There’s been a lot of buzz about Mongolia this year from my travelling friends, and it seems high time that I make up for choosing laying on the beach in Jejudo over visiting the vast grasslands of Mongolia back in 2010.

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Image courtesy of Bernd Thaller.

After I had the pleasure of sleeping under the stars in Namibia, I’ve had a hankering to go someplace else with wide open spaces and clear skies. While the Mongolian capital often rivals Beijing in the fight to have the worst air, Mongolia’s a vast country with plenty of wilder areas still begging to be explored.

Maybe a visa run to Mongolia is on the cards for ol’ CWB?

#2 – India

I’ve called the world’s most popular country home, but I’ve yet to set foot into the world’s second most populous nation.

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Image courtesy of David Baxendale.

India conjures up so many images for me when I hear the name: brightly coloured clothing and festivals, serene temples, towering mountains, dusty deserts, exotic wildlife, bustling markets, crowded cricket stadiums, delicious food…

It’s something of a crime that I’ve basically lived in Asia since 2008 and still haven’t made it to India, but I justify it by saying I’d like to take my time getting to know India. After some friends have had less than stellar first impressions and been told to be patient with it, I want to take it slow and fall in love like so many others have.

#1 – Japan

I’ve technically been to Japan already, but my four day visa run in 2009 just didn’t do justice to the country that somehow blends its ancient aesthetic with its modern, dynamic society almost flawlessly.

Even my four days in Fukuoka opened my eyes to the pleasing juxtaposition of ancient shrines and towering skyscrapers, and I barely scratched the surface of what the East Asian powerhouse has to offer.

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Image courtesy of Edward Dalmulder.

From seeing the cherry blossoms in bloom to taking in Mt. Fuji to having my own Lost in Translation moment in Tokyo to visiting shrines and solemn sites to late night karaoke and sashimi to being dazzled by the lights and crowds, experiencing Japan for myself remains at the very pinnacle of my to do list.

Not Included

Countries I’ve visited enough to consider them visited aren’t included on the list. If your favourite isn’t in the above, it could be that I’ve already been there:

Australia, South Korea, China, New Zealand, Fiji, United States, Thailand, Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia, Tanzania, Singapore, Uganda, Namibia, Kenya, Rwanda, United Arab Emirates, England, and Scotland.

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Image courtesy of me.

They Say

JustFly, through their JustFly Review service, have compiled this year’s top destinations so far as:

  • The United Kingdom: London;
  • The United States: New York and Los Angeles;
  • Mexico: Mexico City;
  • The Philippines: Manilla.

No real surprises there, although it’s always good to see one of my favourite countries (the Philippines) getting a little bit of love.

Facebook Says

I asked on Facebook for my readers to suggest their favourites and have listed them below for your reading pleasure. What are your countries you’re most dying to visit?

  • Greece: 7
  • Scotland: 7
  • Italy: 6
  • Ireland: 5
  • Japan: 5
  • Russia: 5
  • China: 4
  • Iran: 4
  • Mongolia: 4
  • Morocco: 4
  • United States: 4
  • Canada: 3
  • Cuba: 3
  • England: 3
  • Germany: 3
  • Iceland: 3
  • New Zealand: 3
  • Norway: 3
  • Spain: 3
  • Turkey: 3
  • Argentina: 2
  • Brazil: 2
  • Croatia: 2
  • Greenland: 2
  • Malta: 2
  • Netherlands: 2
  • Peru: 2
  • Philippines: 2
  • Sweden: 2
  • United Arab Emirates: 2
  • Wales: 2
  • Australia: 1
  • Azerbaijan: 1
  • Bangladesh: 1
  • Belize: 1
  • Bhutan: 1
  • Botswana: 1
  • Cambodia: 1
  • Costa Rica: 1
  • Denmark: 1
  • Dominican Republic: 1
  • Egypt: 1
  • Estonia: 1
  • Ethiopia: 1
  • Fiji: 1
  • Finland: 1
  • Honduras: 1
  • Indonesia: 1
  • Jordan: 1
  • Kazakhstan: 1
  • Kyrgyzstan: 1
  • Latvia: 1
  • Malaysia: 1
  • Mauritius: 1
  • Myanmar: 1
  • Oman: 1
  • Poland: 1
  • Portugal: 1
  • Romania: 1
  • Saudi Arabia: 1
  • Singapore: 1
  • Slovenia: 1
  • Sri Lanka: 1
  • Tahiti: 1
  • Taiwan: 1
  • Tajikistan: 1
  • Tanzania: 1
  • Thailand: 1
  • Ukraine: 1
  • Uzbekistan: 1

Your Say

What are the ten countries you’d most like to visit?

Travel Do’s & Don’t’s – 10 Common Travel Mistakes to Avoid

A(nother) Confession

I make a lot of confessions on here. You’re the world’s least private confessional, but I guess you’re less likely to molest me.

Probably.

It may come as a shock to those of you who know me that I’m not as put together and travel savvy as I might otherwise appear.

Sure, I’ve been on the road more often than not since 2007, but I still screw up… regularly.

I don’t think there’s a perfect traveler, nor do I even think there is a perfect way to travel. Even if there was, I’m so far from perfect that it would be laughable for me to lecture people on the subject.

I’m a hot mess most of the time. Emphasis on the ‘mess’.

So, while I’m by no means an expert on every aspect of travel, I’ve still picked up a thing or two over the years that many first time travelers might not know.

I still make many of these mistakes on a regular basis, so take this advice with a dose of “Shut up, you fucking hypocrite”.

My Travel Do’s and Don’t’s

What follows is a list of ten do’s and don’t’s that I’ve found adherence to (or at least awareness of) help to make a trip infinitely more memorable for all of the right reasons.

You can follow the below or you can roll your eyes and go on with your lives. I’m not your mother. Make up your own mind.

Don’t rely on guidebooks

Perhaps the biggest one most first-time (or second, third, or fifth time) travelers are guilty of is an over-reliance on the Bible according to Lonely Planet/Rough Guides/Frommer’s.

Written by pseudo-journalists on tight deadlines to create guidebooks for an entire country without actually taking the time to explore much of it, these guidebooks are a good starting point – but rarely paint the full picture.

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Hmm… it says here that the Hanging Gardens of Babylon are the best thing to see in Iraq. Thanks, Lonely Planet! Image courtesy of Harald Groven.

Put bluntly: travel guides are marginally more useful than researching a destination on Wikipedia, and marginally less useful than reading a few recently published blogs on the subject.

Use them to learn more about your destination, come up with a few ‘must sees’, and to help map out your trip – but don’t ignore the fact that the world is a vast & dynamic place that no book could ever hope to encapsulate.

Disclaimer: I own something like a dozen Lonely Planet books and half as many from other brands. Guide books aren’t bad any more than movie trailers are bad. They get you hooked, but you need to see the full movie to really appreciate it.

Do your research

Not relying on guidebooks doesn’t mean showing up without a f**king clue as to what you’re going to do.

I learned this the hard way when I arrived in Urumqi without any idea of what to see there or where to stay. As a result, I spent my first night there lugging a backpack around until 4am found me paying a small fortune for a shitty business hotel.

You can read more about that debacle here.

Doing a little research saves you that frustrating feeling of leaving a place having just learned there’s something awesome there you had no idea about.

I’m talking leaving Austin without swinging by Jackson Hole, finding out about Coron after leaving Palawan, and staying within a block of New York City’s Highline and only stumbling across it because you get lost looking for a pizzeria.

It’s the travel equivalent to leaving a Marvel movie before the post-credits sequence.

There’s nothing wrong arriving in your destination with an open-mind and a blank itinerary, but chances are you’ll leave wishing you’d done a little pre-trip reading.

Don’t be too trusting

A friend of mine recently spent a day touring Siem Reap with a friendly tuk-tuk driver. Late in the day, having spotted something they absolutely had to photograph, they left their belongings with their tuk-tuk driver and rushed off to take said photo.

Five minutes later, iPhones filled to the brim with photographic gold and grins on their faces, they returned to find their tuk-tuk driver (and their belongings) were all gone.

The world is full of assholes, and while most people you encounter aren’t likely to be assholes, it pays to not blindly trust every smiling face and pretty Chinese girl wanting to practice her English with you.

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Sure, Littlefinger, of course you can babysit my underage red-headed daughter.

It can happen in the streets of a modern metropolis or in an impoverished East African village. Hell, it happened to me on my last stop in Australia before coming to China.

Rest in peace, Kindle #4. I’ve already moved on to Kindle #5.

Do give living like a local a chance

Not being a blindly trusting fool with an idiot grin doesn’t mean being closed off to the world like Elsa from Frozen. Let it go, man. Love is an open door. Do you want to build a snowman? etc. etc.

Some of the best experiences you’re likely to have on the road will come from being open to people and not being afraid to say ‘yes’ to what life throws your way.

It’s how I spent a night dining with a Uighur family in Xinjiang, how I fell in loves with chips mayai in Tanzania, and how I did my first body shots from twixt the bosoms of a buxom Russian in South Korea.

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I bet you were hoping I’d post the picture of the buxom Russian.

The world is full of assholes, but they tend to be outnumbered by good people. Don’t let a few bad people ruin you for everybody else.

Do take (educated) risks

You can’t really experience a country if you’re afraid to try new things. One of the reasons travel is so appealing is that it takes you out of your mundane suburban bubble and puts you someplace exotic and exciting.

Whether your idea of taking a risk is sampling an (in)famous local dish or doing something a bit crazy like swimming with sharks or sleeping out under the stars, don’t let your trip be another paint-by-the-numbers, I went and bought the t-shirt affair.

You never know when you’ll next get the opportunity to do something just a little bit crazy.

Don’t leave home without protection

“It’s a dangerous business, stepping out your front door” – Stephen King, Harry Potter & The Hunger Games of Maze Running

Taking risks and covering your ass kind of go hand in hand.

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There’s no way I’ll get cooties in here! Image courtesy of Eric Mueller.

From wearing a condom with that dusky jewel from the bar to double-checking your scuba equipment before a dive to buying travel insurance, make sure you’re not exposing yourself to potentially life-changing bad shit.

For the record, I use Lifestyles Featherlite, I check three times, and I use Southern Cross Travel Insurance.

Use these recommendations wisely, reader-san.

(I may or may not have travel insurance for this current trip. I told you I’m a hypocrite)

Do get off the beaten path

This kind of goes hand in hand with not relying on guidebooks written with all the passion of a disinterested lover, but it bears repeating.

While I hate the phrase ‘off the beaten path’, I do love the sentiment. There is so much more to any destination than what it is most famous for.

In fact, some of my favourite experiences from my travels have been ones that occurred away from the crowds of selfie-stick wielding tourists and the overpriced souvenirs.

Don’t be afraid to think outside the guidebook, ask a local for their recommendation, or just start walking and see where your feet take you.

Don’t be ashamed to be a tourist

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to see the famous sites. They’re famous for a reason, and you shouldn’t deprive yourself of the experience just because some pretentious wanker from your newsfeed tells you it’s a cliche.

Sure, you look like a dickhead pretending to push the Leaning Tower upright or kissing in front of the Eiffel Tower, but that’s okay. It doesn’t matter what self-proclaimed experts and trendsetters think. It matters that you had a good time.

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Of course, if you are going to do the cliches, do them right. Photo taken by me, failing at life.

If you need to hug Mickey Mouse, draw a love heart in the beach, and carry on like an ass to make that happen – go do it.

Do learn the local language

Nothing opens up social doors and eases potentially stressful situations quite like being able to speak a little of the local language.

This is the crime I am most guilty of, as I speak barely two dozen words of Mandarin despite calling China home for the better part of three years now. 

I occasionally have the pleasure of traveling with a Chinese speaking friend though, and it’s amazing to me how many more adventures we have and how much money we save on food by seeking out local establishments and unchaining ourselves from the need for picture menus and English speaking attractions.

Learning the lingua franca not only makes your life easier, it’s a sign of respect for the country you’re visiting and is likely to make people see you in a more favourable light than Joe Whitebread, who keeps shouting NO ABLAR ESPANOL AMIGO!

You’re in Brazil, Joe; sort your shit out.

Don’t be an ethnocentric piece of shit

We get it, your country is amazing. It’s so friggin’ awesome that I can’t even begin to fathom why you ever left.

While you’re a guest in somebody else’s country though, take a moment to remove your head from your ass and appreciate that not everybody shares your high opinion of wherever it is you’re from.

Ethnocentrism is holding a place to the standards of your own culture. It’s complaining that the Chinese spit instead of blowing their noses, bemoaning the fact that Tanzanian streets aren’t as clean as the streets back home, or whinging that Koreans don’t respect personal space like back home.

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There’s no Whole Foods in South Sudan? This is an outrage!

All of these things can be frustrating or even confronting, but ultimately they’re not going to spoil your holiday unless you let them – and carrying on like you’ve been elected Chairperson of Good Taste paints you as an asshole.

Don’t be an asshole.

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Featured image courtesy of Moyan Brenn. Man, that guy takes good photos.

first aid kit

Why I Never Pack a Travel First-Aid Kit

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Hey kid, want free magic powers first aid kits?

Hey kid, want a free travel first-aid kit?

It was just after my Great US Road Trip when I received an email asking if I’d like to review a traveler first-aid kit.

This isn’t a terribly unusual thing. When you blog long enough, people start to offer you free shit all of the time.

Sometimes, like my awesome Global Travel Jacket or my PhotoJojo Iris Lenses, they’re something I love and use a lot.

Sometimes, it’s a weird diet supplement or some sporting memorabilia that has only the most tangential relevance to what I write about.

In this case, a travel first-aid kit was something I was willing to give a go.

There was only one problem…

I never pack a travel first-aid kit

I’m not unbreakable or anything. Far from it.

I spent two hours the other night limping around like a polio sufferer because I had the world’s tiniest splinter in my foot.

Like most men, I’m an absolute fucking sook when I’m hurt or ill.

Thankfully (touch wood), it doesn’t happen often. Aside from a few twisted ankles and cuts, the worst that’s happened to me in my travels has been two melodramatic cases of nasty food-poisoning worsened by my location at the time.

Oh, and the time I fell off a boat and broke my arm in Indonesia.

But you don’t want to read about my body’s predilection for turning solids into fiery, foul-smelling liquids or my inability to stay on a boat.

If that’s what butters your biscuit, you can read about the day Thailand was my toilet or how I nearly died on the Karakorum Highway. Sicko.

So, why would a fragile flower such as myself not pack a first-aid kit when he travels?

It’s pretty simple, really: I’m a lazy idiot.

When it came time to pack for my current trip to Asia, I was more worried about cramming in as many books, electronics, Crunchies, tins of Milo, and pairs of shoes as I could into my bags.

Condoms too. Chinese condoms are like wearing too-tight tank-tops on your tackle. No thanks.

It’s some indication of how little I value my own well-being that I very nearly didn’t even pack my free travel first-aid kit.

Not because I didn’t think it was of value, but because short-term desires like “More chocolate” and “More things to read” tend to trump things like “Don’t die bleeding after tumbling from a poorly constructed staircase in a Chinese national park”.

I’d been sent two first-aid kits to review. One, big enough that it would have needed a pack of its own, had to stay behind and I’ll review it some other time. The other, a more travel-friendly size, came along for the ride.

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Not quite pocket-sized, but definitely backpacker friendly.

Enough already, review the damned first aid kit!

Okay, okay! I’m getting there!

Cracking open this first-aid kit shows all of the usual essentials.

There are bandages and band-aids, safety pins, splinter probes & tweezers, adhesive tape, gauzes, and other such essentials that you hope you have but never need.

Had I started this review a few days earlier, I’d have been able to overcome the Great Splinter Incident of 2016 with much less pitiful mewling.

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The larger kit also includes a stings pack that would be exceptionally useful in Australia.

First-aid kits really aren’t about saving lives so much as alleviating pain and/or temporarily delaying death until more qualified hands can arrive – so there’s no defibrillator pads, epi pens, or miracle cures in here. What there is, is a handy little first-aid booklet covering the most common travel ailments as well as a CPR card and resuscitation mask.

Hopefully, nobody’s life is ever in my hands – as I’ve made a big enough mess of my own – but it’s a comfort knowing that they’re there should I need them.

In fact, while hiking the Kumano Kodo in November 2017, the band-aids, adhesive tape, and compression bandages in this kit came in super-handy in making sure Adventures Around Asia was able to complete the trek after she sprained her ankle.

What does it include?

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The full kit in all its glory.

The full kit I was sent includes the following:

  • 2 x heavy crepe bandages
  • 1 x instant ice pack
  • 1 x Ticked Off tick removal spoon
  • 1 x 50ml antiseptic spray
  • 1 x sewing kit
  • 1 x Multi-Tool (compass/watch/torch)
  • 50 x adhesive dressings
  • 4 x antiseptic wipes
  • 1 x bandage shears
  • 1 x CPR card
  • 1 x Emergency blanket
  • 2 x eye pads
  • 1 x fever scan strip
  • 1 x First Aid booklet
  • 5 x Hydro gel
  • 1 x Hypoallergenic adhesive tape
  • 2 x nitrile gloves
  • 1 x CPR mask
  • 3 x non-adherent wound dressings
  • 1 x large non-adherent wound dressing
  • 3 x plastic bags
  • 1 x pressure bandage
  • 1 x smart bandage
  • 1 x resuscitation kit including mask, gloves, and antiseptic wipe
  • 6 x safety pins
  • 4 x saline
  • 1 x splinter probe
  • 1 x triangular bandage
  • 1 x tweezers
  • 1 x wound closure
  • 1 x wound dressings

As you can see, it’s pretty bloody exhaustive, and it’s larger for the fact.

I kind of wish I’d brought the larger kit if only for the electrolyte supplement included, since my most common ailment abroad is being unable to keep food in my stomach.

I guess I can content myself with the old-faithfuls of Eastern medicine: tiger penis, ground rhino horn, and piping hot water.

Is it worth it?

First-aid kits, especially for travel, need to be comprehensive while also being easy to pack, and this one fits the bill on both counts. It’s no bigger than a thick Lonely Planet guidebook but crams in all of the absolute essentials.

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A sneak peak.

With an RRP of $164.95, it might seem a bit steep, but this link has it for a more affordable $109.95.

Is that worth your money? I guess that’s up to you. Mine was free and I can certainly see the value in having it, even if I’ve never owned a first-aid kit before.

 

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Featured image courtesy of DLG Images.